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Who doesn't love a mullet???

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MAN BEATEN WHEN MULLET IS MISTAKEN FOR TURBAN

(Reno, NV) In yet another of a series of hate crimes against Arab-Americans in the wake of the Sept. 11 tragedy, a Reno man was beaten when his mullet was mistaken for a turban by a group of intoxicated men. James Whitfield, 32, was accosted while walking home from his job at a Reno area Quickie Mart. In what appeared to be an intoxicated state, his attackers, 5 or 6 in number, hurled anti-Arab epithets while beating him, apparently mistaking his luxuriant mullet hairstyle for the traditional turban that marks followers of Islam.
Community response was swift to condemn the incident. Several community leaders called the act "hateful" and "an affront not only to Arab-Americans, but to all mullet-wearing Americans." In the wake of the incident, many mullet-wearers have either cut their mullets, or dyed them to look like an American flag in order to reduce the likelihood of someone confusing their mullet for a turban. Whitfield himself had this to say: "it's a damn shame that a man can get beaten for someone mistakin' his hair for a turban. It's also a damn shame when someone gets beaten for really wearin' a turban. Can't we all just get along?" Police are currently following up on several leads.
 
Where did the term mullet come from? I like them better than the skin head I have lice look. Shaved heads are for welfare kids and lice carriers. I cut mine to avoid being that bald guy with the pony tail. Chesty looks good in his flattop though.
 
Raina said:


NB-- are you trying to imply that the onion isn't a reliable source of world news??? :confused:

nonono. The onion is my only news source. However I'm beginning to speculate that their sources aren't 100% accurate.
 
The Nature Boy said:


nonono. The onion is my only news source. However I'm beginning to speculate that their sources aren't 100% accurate.

My entire perception of the world has changed. :bawling:

How am I supposed to feel knowing that something I held as being the complete and reliable truth is maybe not?? I'm going to go hide under my desk and fear the world for a while....
 
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