Who doesn't give out Halloween candy on here?

[fistfullofsteel]

"Ohhh look at you, you dressed up like a ill mannered ghetto citizen. Oh that is soooo cute. It looks so real."

 

[jestro]

Bunch of grumpy old folks up in here.

 

[javaguru]

Maybe you could just turn the neon sign back on to keep the kids away.

bump

 

[AAP]

We have some great black dudes on this board.

Alters. All fucking 3 of them.


Now back to the topic at hand...

Other things that I have noticed :

*The ones not in costume all have snotty noses. 100%. If you ain't got a costume, you got a cold. You could have avoided that cold by purchasing a damn costume you know. Crusty noses turned up, not just looking at you as much as they looking PAST you into your house... thinking "Man.. when I am 16 and old enough to drive, I am coming back here. To rob this place."

* The older brothers don't think twice about blatantly stealing shit from their little sisters bag. I deliberately hand out nasty shit like Almond Joys just to watch them make their little sisters cry. "Here you can have this Almond Joy and you give me this Snickers, and this candy corn, and these Red Hots, and... why you crying?"

* Blacks no matter what age are scared shitless of BIG dogs. You let Sara trot by in the background or come up to the door and they react like white folks at a party do when someone bring brie from Walmart. It's like seeing a shark within feet of you in the ocean. When they see that Doberman, all kinds of screaming starts. I have to tell them to calm down and shit. That Sara already ate three black kids earlier and is probably full so they might be safe. Mass panic ensues. But I swear to God, no matter how fast they run away and knock each other over to get off my doorstep.. Not. A. Single. Piece. Of. Candy. Is. Dropped. Or. Lost.

* If their mama is with them, she park the car at each driveway and when they leave your doorstep and go to the next house - by deliberately running across your nice lawn I might add - you can hear her yelling from the car "Hey what him give you up there? What you get?" Damn bitch, wait until you gather your brood and you can see for yourself.

 

[AAP]

APP is talking out of this arse lol
There are two type of English, the one he speaks and Queens English the one I speak where everyone word is pronouned correctly lol

Honey, I was born under the bells. BBC English is my native tongue.

But I can still mashmouth better than any hooligan cockneys out there.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Maybe you could just turn the neon sign back on to keep the kids away.

cardboard cutouts of lestat will scare the shit out of anybody

 

[Bikini Mod]

Bunch of grumpy old folks up in here.

Stop talkin bout us.

This entire thread is fukkin hysterical.

My only beef with kids is with the ones that wear ZERO costume, yet have the audacity to fukkin "trick or treat". The entire point of the holiday is to "earn that treat" by dressing up. You don't need to buy a fancy costume. How hard is it to put on a pair of PJ's over your sweats (if it's cold) and hold a teddy? Or wear your parent's old dress clothing? Face paint doesn't cost but a few bucks. Go to the thrift store and pick up some wierd clothing and a wig, costs a few dollars.

No FUKKIN creativity.

 

[jnevin]

Pics of Sara.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

if i was AAP, i would buy a bullet proof vest just for handing out candy on halloween

 

[AAP]

Pics of Sara.

She gots legs..

Even though she isn't mine, she officially belongs to me now. That shit is in writing in the divorce papers.