Who doesn't give out Halloween candy on here?

[AAP]

I don't.

We have very few kids ( 10> ) in my community so I usually just give them a little gift bag prior. Other than that, I don't give out shit.

I don't even decorate anymore. And despite it being a closed community with privacy/security gates at the entrance.. ten million black kids are bussed in by their parents to get the "good candy". That angers me! Get good stuff in your own backyard you twizzlehos. We don't give out NowandLaters here. It is fucking ridiculous. They can't access the development outright so they line their cars up at the gate and just fucking wait. Like rednecks in a deerstand. They just wait until someone who lives here has to come to the gate and open it to get in and then they drive through like some kind of damn funeral procession.

And when that don't work, they just sent the kids outside the cars and have them go climb over the wall. Looks like a damn scene out of Rwanda.

 

[SpyWizard]

turn off the lights, and sit in the basement.. keep cars in the garage..

 

[jnevin]

That's funny shit, bussing kids in for candy.

 

[stilleto]

i don't. I live remotely.... no kids come around and the ones that live nearby don't celebrate.

 

[blueta2]

I did it twice. I was always left with candies which I ate so stopped doing it.
Besides, kids bring bacteria to your house and infest your doorsteps with their goo

;-)

 

[biteme]

Ain't nobody coming round here at night. You need floodlights to see.

 

[Basic_wonder]

We did last year, probally not this year, too much Halo 3 to play ....

 

[AAP]

That's funny shit, bussing kids in for candy.

For real bro, I ain't lying.

The entire area here will be crawling with black kids. You find cars just circling around going to one street from the next. Like a damn clown car, the door opens and 15 screaming black kids pop out. All the damn cars even look like. 1980 models, belching smoke, mismatched tires and paint job, tint windows with bubbles all over, being driven by either an old ass female wearing hair curlers or a male with gold teeth and a cloud of herbal cig smoke around his body the entire time.

And half the little bitches aren't even in costume. They just run up with Publix bags like you are required to give them something. "Ohhh look at you, you dressed up like a ill mannered ghetto citizen. Oh that is soooo cute. It looks so real."

 

[sugarlicious]

WELL I can honestly say i havent in over 7 years i think. I live in a gated compound, soo there is really no point of the kids trying to get in

 

[puddlemonkey]

I don't. I live on an acre of property and don't have any neighbors. I've never had a trick or treater come to my door, I guess if I did I'd give him/her a protein bar or maybe some d.bol. My place looks creepy as fuck at night, I don't keep any outside lights on.

 

[AAP]

I live in a gated compound, soo there is really no point of the kids trying to get in

You don't know black kids then.

I live in the same kind and if you got a nice house, they just flood in like damn army ants.

 

[sugarlicious]

I don't.

We have very few kids ( 10> ) in my community so I usually just give them a little gift bag prior. Other than that, I don't give out shit.

I don't even decorate anymore. And despite it being a closed community with privacy/security gates at the entrance.. ten million black kids are bussed in by their parents to get the "good candy". That angers me! Get good stuff in your own backyard you twizzlehos. We don't give out NowandLaters here. It is fucking ridiculous. They can't access the development outright so they line their cars up at the gate and just fucking wait. Like rednecks in a deerstand. They just wait until someone who lives here has to come to the gate and open it to get in and then they drive through like some kind of damn funeral procession.

And when that don't work, they just sent the kids outside the cars and have them go climb over the wall. Looks like a damn scene out of Rwanda.

Hmmm interesting reading, I guess every community is different and many cultures have a way of doing things, it be right or wrong, people just try and get into the Halloween spirit of things

 

[biteme]

I don't. I live on an acre of property and don't have any neighbors. I've never had a trick or treater come to my door, I guess if I did I'd give him/her a protein bar or maybe some d.bol. My place looks creepy as fuck at night, I don't keep any outside lights on.

I can hear the coyotes howl in my backyard sometimes. I think I need to mow the 6 foot grass out back.

 

[sugarlicious]

You don't know black kids then.

I live in the same kind and if you got a nice house, they just flood in like damn army ants.

well AAP I AM BLACK and the British and Americans do things differently

 

[jh1]

I put needles and razorblades in a bunch of candy and hand it out....


I hate kids....

 

[manny78]

I don't.

We have very few kids ( 10> ) in my community so I usually just give them a little gift bag prior. Other than that, I don't give out shit.

I don't even decorate anymore. And despite it being a closed community with privacy/security gates at the entrance.. ten million black kids are bussed in by their parents to get the "good candy". That angers me! Get good stuff in your own backyard you twizzlehos. We don't give out NowandLaters here. It is fucking ridiculous. They can't access the development outright so they line their cars up at the gate and just fucking wait. Like rednecks in a deerstand. They just wait until someone who lives here has to come to the gate and open it to get in and then they drive through like some kind of damn funeral procession.

And when that don't work, they just sent the kids outside the cars and have them go climb over the wall. Looks like a damn scene out of Rwanda.

Shoot them. It's called pest control lol

Seriously i dont give out candy.

 

[cindylou]

whoops *edit* i thought it read who DOES give out candy.

sorry

I am, I counted 30 last year. I live in a new neighborhood so lots of new families with small kids.

I just get drunk while handing out candy and chatting w/ the neighbors - its kinda fun

hot toddies tomorrow night

 

[blueta2]

well AAP I AM BLACK and the British and Americans do things differently

This is why we follow British law in Canada, cause the American's are just weird ;-)

 

[sugarlicious]

This is why we follow British law in Canada, cause the American's are just weird ;-)

Cool i knew i made a friend in you, yeah they are very different to the rest of us

 

[txbondsman]

I don't.
ten million black kids are bussed in by their parents to get the "good candy". That angers me! Get good stuff in your own backyard you twizzlehos. We don't give out NowandLaters here.

ROFLMAO!!! I know that's not the "right" way to feel, but GD! They come like roving hoards, like packs of hungary animals, they hit every house on the block, lights on or not, and try to see if you will give them something. Most don't even bother to dress up, even if you don't have money to buy a costume, go as a baseball player, football player, ghost, clown, whatever. And at 15, you're too old to be goin' trick or treatin'...
Why don't they stay over in their neighborhoods? Cuz nobody is at home on that side of town, their all over here, getin' the "good candy"!

AAP ypou fuckin slay me bro.... good candy K 2 U!!

 

[jh1]

whoops *edit* i thought it read who DOES give out candy.

sorry

I am, I counted 30 last year. I live in a new neighborhood so lots of new families with small kids.

I just get drunk while handing out candy and chatting w/ the neighbors - its kinda fun

hot toddies tomorrow night

I want some candy from the drunk cute chic.....

 

[biteme]

whoops *edit* i thought it read who DOES give out candy.

sorry

I am, I counted 30 last year. I live in a new neighborhood so lots of new families with small kids.

I just get drunk while handing out candy and chatting w/ the neighbors - its kinda fun

hot toddies tomorrow night

Are you the one from Louisiana? I get confused when people change avatars.

 

[blueta2]

Cool i knew i made a friend in you, yeah they very different to the rest of us

Did you know that they have cereal shaped like chocolate chip cookies in the US? Also, everyone carries a gun and shoots everyone

;-)

 

[txbondsman]

well AAP I AM BLACK and the British and Americans do things differently

YEAH!! yall drive on the wrong side of the damn road, looks like after a while yall'd catch a clue!!

 

[sugarlicious]

ROFLMAO!!! I know that's not the "right" way to feel, but GD! They come like roving hoards, like packs of hungary animals, they hit every house on the block, lights on or not, and try to see if you will give them something. Most don't even bother to dress up, even if you don't have money to buy a costume, go as a baseball player, football player, ghost, clown, whatever. And at 15, you're too old to be goin' trick or treatin'...
Why don't they stay over in their neighborhoods? Cuz nobody is at home on that side of town, their all over here, getin' the "good candy"!

AAP ypou fuckin slay me bro.... good candy K 2 U!!

I HOPE this is NOT a Racist board..............if so I might as well leave
Like I said people are different and different cultures do things differently
it be right or wrong, people just try and get into the Halloween swing of things it is ONLY ONE DAY OF THE YEAR DAMN

 

[puddlemonkey]

I want some candy from the drunk cute chic.....

If you'd drop your standards a little and remove 'cute' from the equation you could just stand in front of the mirror and extend your arm out.

 

[txbondsman]

They just run up with Publix bags like you are required to give them something. "Ohhh look at you, you dressed up like a ill mannered ghetto citizen. Oh that is soooo cute. It looks so real."

BUWAWAWAAWAWAWAAWWAHAAHAHAAHAA!!!!
I'm cry'n here..............

 

[sugarlicious]

Did you know that they have cereal shaped like chocolate chip cookies in the US? Also, everyone carries a gun and shoots everyone

;-)

ONLY in the United States of America and they wonder why Kids are dieing, when you can buy a Gun, as if your buying Candy

 

[biteme]

I HOPE this is NOT a Racist board..............if so I might as well leave
Like I said people are different and different cultures do things differently
it be right or wrong, people just try and get into the Halloween swing of things it is ONLY ONE DAY OF THE YEAR DAMN

Don't leave man! Those guys are just screwing around. They pick on everyone. I've been called trailorpark trash and more.. Most people here are not outright racist..

 

[AAP]

well AAP I AM BLACK and the British and Americans do things differently

Damn, black AND british? You going on my No Candy List twice. Hell, you gonna be owing me candy. Tell you what, you keep your little Brummy chavsters away from me flat and I won't be a cat on hot bricks after your arses.

 

[txbondsman]

I HOPE this is NOT a Racist board..............if so I might as well leave
Like I said people are different and different cultures do things differently
it be right or wrong, people just try and get into the Halloween swing of things it is ONLY ONE DAY OF THE YEAR DAMN

OH sit DOWN!! and keep your feet off the furniture, ain't nobody a GD racist, if they were you wouldn't know it, we're just bustin balls here. You want to stay, you have to have thick skin and learn that your fair game for our amusement as well as every body who happens to come in here. It's probably my turn tomorrow and I don't know it yet, unless the MF'ers are PM'n behind my back, damn pussies...

With a name like "sugarlicious", you better get your typin' fingers ready and quit your pissin and moanin...

Tx

 

[holy ghost]

These are what I hold out the door in my candy box: consist of halo, abombs, dbol ( for girls) , lasix, and aldactone(for the overweight kids) THEY ALL come in assorted colors and in prepacked skittles pouches.

 

[cindylou]

Did you know that they have cereal shaped like chocolate chip cookies in the US? Also, everyone carries a gun and shoots everyone

;-)

cookie crisp! LOL. Those taste NOTHING like chocolate chip cookies.

I dont carry a gun ; but my husband does sometimes.

so not everyone, just half

 

[sugarlicious]

Don't leave man! Those guys are just screwing around. They pick on everyone. I've been called trailorpark trash and more.. Most people here are not outright racist..

Thanks BiteMe
But on a serious note one day out of 365 day of the year just to give and receive Candy is not asking for much, Soo everyone should just go with the flow and be merry, after all worst has happen at sea.

 

[jnevin]

These are what I hold out the door in my candy box: consist of halo, abombs, Dianabol - methandrostenolone - ( for girls) , lasix, and aldactone(for the overweight kids) THEY ALL come in assorted colors and in prepacked skittles pouches.

I'm moving to your town.

 

[sugarlicious]

OH sit DOWN!! and keep your feet off the furniture, ain't nobody a GD racist, if they were you wouldn't know it, we're just bustin balls here. You want to stay, you have to have thick skin and learn that your fair game for our amusement as well as every body who happens to come in here. It's probably my turn tomorrow and I don't know it yet, unless the MF'ers are PM'n behind my back, damn pussies...

With a name like "sugarlicious", you better get your typin' fingers ready and quit your pissin and moanin...

Tx

lol lol lol lol Yes Daddy, I do have a thick skin, I know certain people are kidding around and certain people are serious, like i said it is only one day of the year

 

[resqguy]

I don't. These fat little bastards who walk around my neighborhood look like they're not hurting for junk food. Besides, I don't like kids.

 

[blueta2]

OH sit DOWN!! and keep your feet off the furniture, ain't nobody a GD racist, if they were you wouldn't know it, we're just bustin balls here. You want to stay, you have to have thick skin and learn that your fair game for our amusement as well as every body who happens to come in here. It's probably my turn tomorrow and I don't know it yet, unless the MF'ers are PM'n behind my back, damn pussies...

With a name like "sugarlicious", you better get your typin' fingers ready and quit your pissin and moanin...

Tx

true, though I would have said it differently

Sugar, people will just yank your chain. Racism does exist like it does everywhere, but mostly against gays like Pick, bald guys like Jh1 and retards like Borris.
We have some great black dudes on this board. They keep coming back to show the whites how inferior they are really ;-)

 

[jnevin]

Baldism is ruining this country I tell ya.

 

[sugarlicious]

Damn, black AND british? You going on my No Candy List twice. Hell, you gonna be owing me candy. Tell you what, you keep your little Brummy chavsters away from me flat and I won't be a cat on hot bricks after your arses.

That's right we are a unique breed, and as for you being a cat on hot bricks for my arses, Well get in line AAP, there is a LONG queue lol

 

[blueta2]

Baldism is ruining this country I tell ya.

oh yeah and I forgot, we don't like fat guys

 

[AAP]

I HOPE this is NOT a Racist board..............

Maybe we should change your name to Molasseslicious... cause we all know real sugar is WHITE.


Fucking goddamn British and their inbred no goddamn sense of humor and shit.

Now excuse me while I go back to looking online to see if anyone sells some white candy nooses for me to hand out.

 

[jnevin]

oh yeah and I forgot, we don't like fat guys

Gat damn double whammy.

 

[txbondsman]

That's right we are a unique breed, and as for you being a cat on hot bricks for my arses, Well get in line AAP, there is a LONG queue lol

will someone translate this from British gay to American straight, second thought, never mind...

 

[AAP]

will someone translate this from British gay to American straight, second thought, never mind...

Basically it meant:

"yes, of course, I'm British, I'm the designated bottom."

 

[sugarlicious]

Maybe we should change your name to Molasseslicious... cause we all know real sugar is WHITE.


Fucking goddamn British and their inbred no goddamn sense of humor and shit.

Now excuse me while I go back to looking online to see if anyone sells some white candy nooses for me to hand out.

APP AND I LOVE YOU TOO xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[txbondsman]

Basically it meant:

"yes, of course, I'm British, I'm the designated bottom."

sugarlickus, is that what that means? I hope they you give the courtesy of a reach-a-round....

 

[sugarlicious]

sugarlickus, is that what that means? I hope they you give the courtesy of a reach-a-round....

APP is talking out of this arse lol
There are two type of English, the one he speaks and Queens English the one I speak where everyone word is pronouned correctly lol

 

[javaguru]

I don't. I live on an acre of property and don't have any neighbors. I've never had a trick or treater come to my door, I guess if I did I'd give him/her a protein bar or maybe some d.bol. My place looks creepy as fuck at night, I don't keep any outside lights on.

I'm sure your razor wire perimeter serves double duty to keep out the kids and your girlfriends.

 

[c00per]

Now excuse me while I go back to looking online to see if anyone sells some white candy nooses for me to hand out.

Maybe you could just turn the neon sign back on to keep the kids away.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

"Ohhh look at you, you dressed up like a ill mannered ghetto citizen. Oh that is soooo cute. It looks so real."

 

[jestro]

Bunch of grumpy old folks up in here.

 

[javaguru]

Maybe you could just turn the neon sign back on to keep the kids away.

bump

 

[AAP]

We have some great black dudes on this board.

Alters. All fucking 3 of them.


Now back to the topic at hand...

Other things that I have noticed :

*The ones not in costume all have snotty noses. 100%. If you ain't got a costume, you got a cold. You could have avoided that cold by purchasing a damn costume you know. Crusty noses turned up, not just looking at you as much as they looking PAST you into your house... thinking "Man.. when I am 16 and old enough to drive, I am coming back here. To rob this place."

* The older brothers don't think twice about blatantly stealing shit from their little sisters bag. I deliberately hand out nasty shit like Almond Joys just to watch them make their little sisters cry. "Here you can have this Almond Joy and you give me this Snickers, and this candy corn, and these Red Hots, and... why you crying?"

* Blacks no matter what age are scared shitless of BIG dogs. You let Sara trot by in the background or come up to the door and they react like white folks at a party do when someone bring brie from Walmart. It's like seeing a shark within feet of you in the ocean. When they see that Doberman, all kinds of screaming starts. I have to tell them to calm down and shit. That Sara already ate three black kids earlier and is probably full so they might be safe. Mass panic ensues. But I swear to God, no matter how fast they run away and knock each other over to get off my doorstep.. Not. A. Single. Piece. Of. Candy. Is. Dropped. Or. Lost.

* If their mama is with them, she park the car at each driveway and when they leave your doorstep and go to the next house - by deliberately running across your nice lawn I might add - you can hear her yelling from the car "Hey what him give you up there? What you get?" Damn bitch, wait until you gather your brood and you can see for yourself.

 

[AAP]

APP is talking out of this arse lol
There are two type of English, the one he speaks and Queens English the one I speak where everyone word is pronouned correctly lol

Honey, I was born under the bells. BBC English is my native tongue.

But I can still mashmouth better than any hooligan cockneys out there.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Maybe you could just turn the neon sign back on to keep the kids away.

cardboard cutouts of lestat will scare the shit out of anybody

 

[Bikini Mod]

Bunch of grumpy old folks up in here.

Stop talkin bout us.

This entire thread is fukkin hysterical.

My only beef with kids is with the ones that wear ZERO costume, yet have the audacity to fukkin "trick or treat". The entire point of the holiday is to "earn that treat" by dressing up. You don't need to buy a fancy costume. How hard is it to put on a pair of PJ's over your sweats (if it's cold) and hold a teddy? Or wear your parent's old dress clothing? Face paint doesn't cost but a few bucks. Go to the thrift store and pick up some wierd clothing and a wig, costs a few dollars.

No FUKKIN creativity.

 

[jnevin]

Pics of Sara.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

if i was AAP, i would buy a bullet proof vest just for handing out candy on halloween

 

[AAP]

Pics of Sara.

She gots legs..

Even though she isn't mine, she officially belongs to me now. That shit is in writing in the divorce papers.

 

[jnevin]

Pics, bish.

 

[AAP]

Pics, bish.

Oh now that is a beauty.

I will send some when I get home on the PC tonight.

 

[holy ghost]

That's right we are a unique breed, and as for you being a cat on hot bricks for my arses, Well get in line AAP, there is a LONG queue lol

What kind of brotha are you big dog
mama raised ya proper Ryan Seacrest ass lookin nigga didnt she

 

[puddlemonkey]

What kind of brotha are you big dog
mama raised ya proper Ryan Seacrest ass lookin nigga didnt she

Sugarlicious = AAP


AAP = Stilleto

 

[holy ghost]

DAMNIT IM IN C AND C FOR 2 SECONDS AND I ALREADY GOT THAT GANSTA NIGGA PUDDLE ON MY ASS

THROWWS UP WHITE RAG, RETREATS <---

Just another tool from the shed right wuddles

 

[txbondsman]

But I swear to God, no matter how fast they run away and knock each other over to get off my doorstep.. Not. A. Single. Piece. Of. Candy. Is. Dropped. Or. Lost.

this is the funniest thread I've seen since N2 got that Elmer Fud sig w/ him holding the fucking pin like a rifle, hunting gear....
AAP is in RARE form today...

 

[puddlemonkey]

DAMNIT IM IN C AND C FOR 2 SECONDS AND I ALREADY GOT THAT GANSTA NIGGA PUDDLE ON MY ASS

THROWWS UP WHITE RAG, RETREATS <---

Just another tool from the shed right wuddles

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[Break]

 

[Phaded]

just put a big ass pile of horse shit on your front porch that'll drive em away

 

[fistfullofsteel]

just put a big ass pile of horse shit on your front porch that'll drive em away

put a, "now hiring a hardworker" sign, they won't come near your house

 

[rnch]

working 4 pm to midnite i avoid all the lil' ankle biters.

 

[Lestat]

c00per loves me!