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I'll never forget back in '82 when we had a rare snow and I had my new sony walkman
and I dropped some acid and cruised around campus in the snow
it began like this
 
that menot chcik didn't look like she was so confident about what she was doing with the mock clergy
 
One of 16 vestal virgins who were leaving for the coast.
And although my eyes were opened, they might just as well've been closed.
And so it was that later, as the miller told his tale
That her face at first just ghostly
turned a whiter shade of pale
 
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Will Bobby and her daughter have to find a new drug dealer :confused:



too soon?

Hey faggot! How was the trip you dirty cocksucker?
 
One of 16 vestal virgins who were leaving for the coast.
And although my eyes were opened, they might just as well've been closed.
And so it was that later, as the miller told his tale
That her face at first just ghostly
turned a whiter shade of pale

what does vestal mean?
 
I don't want virgins
I'd prefer girls fucked a time or two by some inept teenage boy
then you come in and show them how pleasureable their bodies can be
 
reminds me of the time I was banging this mid 30s MILF
and while I was banging her her teen daughter was getting it from her boyfriend in the room across the hall
later
"mom he doesn't know what to do"
 
yeah I know my mind was working the algorithims to see if I could do both
that mom was the best ever at knowing when I was cuming and ramping up (literally) her activity
vocal too
 
what does vestal mean?

The real Spartacus knew what a vestal virgin was:

Vestal Virgin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

In ancient Roman religion, the Vestals or Vestal Virgins (Vestales, singular Vestalis), were priestesses of Vesta, goddess of the hearth. The College of the Vestals and its well-being was regarded as fundamental to the continuance and security of Rome, as embodied by their cultivation of the sacred fire that could not be allowed to go out. The Vestals were freed of the usual social obligations to marry and bear children, and took a vow of chastity in order to devote themselves to the study and correct observance of state rituals that were off-limits to the male colleges of priests.[1]
 
You're right about virgins though;
my first wife was a virgin at 21
when we met.
Any girl who keeps her virtue intact
to 21
is either frigid or extremely uptight.
My Ex was both.
 
The other virgin I had was my highschool sweetheart.
That was another experience altogether.
15 and never been kissed yet when she got sexually excited, she lost her mind completely.
We made it from 10th grade through graduation sticking with just heavy petting and oral sex.
She must have swallowed gallons of my seed.
Then in college, she drove from Michigan State to see me at Western.
First time we were adults and alone with nothing but time.
Naked in my bed I positioned myself on top of her about to enter
and whispered, "should I?"
She said, "yes"
So I did.

Immediately she changed her mind and said, "NO, wait"
So I withdrew. She asked, "You didn't go in, did you?"
By 18 I knew that it was sometimes best to tell a woman what she wants to hear,
so I lied.

90 seconds later she came out of my bathroom...
tears streaming down her face...
she threw a wadded up washcloth at me
and she sobbed, "There's blood on my thigh"

I don't know if I've ever felt more pride than I did at that moment.

Once she realized the cherry was gone
it was, "what the hell?"
we did it all the time.

THE END
 
The other virgin I had was my highschool sweetheart.
That was another experience altogether.
15 and never been kissed yet when she got sexually excited, she lost her mind completely.
We made it from 10th grade through graduation sticking with just heavy petting and oral sex.
She must have swallowed gallons of my seed.
Then in college, she drove from Michigan State to see me at Western.
First time we were adults and alone with nothing but time.
Naked in my bed I positioned myself on top of her about to enter
and whispered, "should I?"
She said, "yes"
So I did.

Immediately she changed her mind and said, "NO, wait"
So I withdrew. She asked, "You didn't go in, did you?"
By 18 I knew that it was sometimes best to tell a woman what she wants to hear,
so I lied.

90 seconds later she came out of my bathroom...
tears streaming down her face...
she threw a wadded up washcloth at me
and she sobbed, "There's blood on my thigh"

I don't know if I've ever felt more pride than I did at that moment.

Once she realized the cherry was gone
it was, "what the hell?"
we did it all the time.

THE END

how did Spart get a hold of your login bro? :confused:
 
hey wootoom when I sober up we should start a celebrity security service in which we have zero tolerance for drug/alcohol abuse
 
there is even a market for stripper transport
pick 'em up and take them to work then when they're done take them home safely
drop their kids off to school etc.
run errands
we'll employ a fleet of hummers
start small
 
get smartass smurfy to design some flyers and place them beneath the wiper blades in strip club employee parking area
 
then kick back wait for the phone to ring and pick up stripper chicks
 
How about hire strippers for pool cleaning business. Works perfect with their hours and gives them another opportunity to earn some benefits.
 
How about hire strippers for pool cleaning business. Works perfect with their hours and gives them another opportunity to earn some benefits.

strippers are lazy homs
wake up put on make up and go to work
you've never dated a stripper
 
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