white girls can't dance

[tiger88]

Emmm, yes... I second that... When I am really wasted is the only time I think I can dance....

i uusaly dont try to dance until i am intoxoocaated

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I am fucking serious. stop it. it was funny for a while but now it is pathetic. and I am a white guy who cant dance. that is why I stay the hell off the dance floor. no body thinks you are hot when you get on the floor with your three friends that look exactly like you and start to gyrate randomly to 50 Cent. I dont care if you make that stupid ass face like you have an attitude and sing the words, "I'm a motherfucking P-I-M-P". you are not hot and you have no rhythm. just do us all a favor and continue to stumble around the bar with a Cosmo in your hand and fall all over any guy that gives you the attention your Daddy didn't, then hop on into your silver Jetta, pump up the Coldplay and drive yourself off a fucking bridge!!

so of course you're saying you don't know how to fuck either then right.

 

[velvett]

I know a middle eastern gal who sure can move her hips...and shes very fair skinned...anyone would think shes just the average American Cracker.

you too?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

you too?

Dance for us, Miss V.

 

[covergrl80]

I CAN dance! So take that back. Not all white girls can dance but there are a few who can.

 

[KillahBee]

so of course you're saying you don't know how to fuck either then right.

if you equate the way MEN dance to how they fuck there is something SERIOUSLY wrong there

 

[jd_uk]

Dancing is just moving for no real reason apart from to attract.

Anybody can dance. As long as you're confident then you can dance. If i dance then i don't give a shit what i look like, i'm confident that i look f*ckin good and that's all that matters. It's attractive.

 

[Austin316]

I can dance

and well my gf is a trained dancer since she was 4, she can fucking dance, I doubt I would with her too intimidating lmao oh well I guess I can try

Most people don't move their feet when they "dance," just their upper bodies and they don't know how to count rythm. Any musician or just someone who knows how to count should be able to dance, its the same thing when you break it down.

 

[Sassy69]

I try to keep it to the mosh pit. Reggae music + lots of rum & cokes = an interesting rhythm from Sassy as well.

 

[Razorguns]

a fucking men.

I can't stand these oc whores thinking they know how to dance and turn guys on. Most of the time we're laughing.