Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply puritysourcelabs US-PHARMACIES
UGL OZ Raptor Labs UGFREAK
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsUGL OZUGFREAKUS-PHARMACIESRaptor Labs

Which ef guy looks/should be a freak in bed??

aha, which means you do own one................do you at least give grumps a nice tongueing before you mercilessly ram it up there? :mix:
 
redsamurai said:
aha, which means you do own one................do you at least give grumps a nice tongueing before you mercilessly ram it up there? :mix:
she's got the "Intimidator".
 
You guys are fucking rookies. I was engaged to a Vampire Dominatrix.
If you have not had sex with someone who has a coffin in your room you have not had sex!
 
redsamurai said:
aha, which means you do own one................do you at least give grumps a nice tongueing before you mercilessly ram it up there? :mix:

You think I am inhumane like that?

I ALWAYS make sure he is nice and lubed up and give a reach around *for extra pleasure*. :p

(He is SO gonna kill me good when he gets home :lmao: )
 
BIKINIMOM said:
You think I am inhumane like that?

I ALWAYS make sure he is nice and lubed up and give a reach around *for extra pleasure*. :p

(He is SO gonna kill me good when he gets home :lmao: )


"IF" you're being serious.........which I doubt you are.................you've earned my "good girl of the week" award. And you should be vaulted straight to the top as EF's naughtiest girl. :qt:
 
redsamurai said:
"IF" you're being serious.........which I doubt you are.................you've earned my "good girl of the week" award. And you should be vaulted straight to the top as EF's naughtiest girl. :qt:

One NEVER knows.... :lmao:

Actually, I found this is a fairly common fantasy for women once they are about 30-ish and begin to explore their sexuality (that was usually stifled up till that point)...

I ain't all THAT *odd*. :heks:
 
HumanTarget said:
women love to tongue jack the fart box.....


oh that's definately sig material............god damn dude...................put it that way none of em will want to do it!........... :lmao:
 
redsamurai said:
oh that's definately sig material............god damn dude...................put it that way none of em will want to do it!........... :lmao:
turd slicer has a nicer ring to it...
 
LuluDeren said:
ya, ah..WRONG. :worried:
don't take me so literal. but strip clubs are full of women who do stuff like this for a grande finale. so, i am not Wrong. so much.
 
HumanTarget said:
seriously. i would only ask the whoriest of whores to do that....


now see I think that's "parameterizing" the sexual experience. I mean, if I married a woman I'd want her to do that shit........and like it too, not just give me a few begrudging tongue swipes and then hold it over my head like political capital for the next 6 months. Girls should take courses on shit like this........... :heart:
 
the-short-one said:
cool. I'm a big slut, so my list is long:

GG
Soklue
AAP
Galaxy
HT
Nathan
Slat1
fishtales
mava
Swole
DT
...and that sfmonster guy.

preferably - all at the same time, but I'm wlling to take appointments.

wtf, not listed, at least HT got a mention.
 
Lumberg probably is the freakiest in bed.

That mothafucka does some freaky shiat with his skateboard wheels!~!!!
 
Anyone can "SAY" they're a freak, but there's something about the reaction you get from a girl WHILE you're in bed with her after she realizes you ARE a freak. Makes it more fun IMO. That reaction, then HER reaction to it, is pure energy and excitement. I love it.

Honestly, that's one of my favorite things about sex. Seriously.




blah blah. I'm an old man.
 
This is a fun question to answer! I'm thinkin' . . .

AAP
c-sharp minor (creative types are always freaky - in a good way - in the sack)
DJ_UFO
Top2BottomDFW
CAL_21

:D
 
I hear that Grumpy Old Man has got it goin on....

Scratch that.

I KNOW the man has mad skillz... else I wouldnta married his lawn gnome ass. :lmao:
 
jesus christ, this thing is still going?? News flash ladies.............all men are freaks in bed, some are just more open about it then others. You want your ass eaten, just tell him.....he'll do it. You want your toes sucked? just tell, he'll do it. Practically everything that doesn't involve playing with your feces, virtually 99% of men will do. Most of us just aren't confident enough in ourselves to say to our girls what we'd like, because we're rightfully afraid they're going to roll thier eyes and give us that snooty bitch look that says' "AS IF you little freaknick!!!".......and snorts and walks out of the room. It's women that are the problem............I know alot of girls that grew up having their mothers tell them that oral sex isn't something that classy ladies do........so it's ingrained. I mean what the fuck, oral sex is NOT freaky.........that should be standard packaging with both sexes IMO.
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
This is a fun question to answer! I'm thinkin' . . .

AAP
c-sharp minor (creative types are always freaky - in a good way - in the sack)
DJ_UFO
Top2BottomDFW
CAL_21

:D


:qt: :rainbow:
 
Top Bottom