swole
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just got a text after ignoring a girl since i slept with her 2 weeks ago:
"I know you're a busy man. Just wanna do it, when can you pencil me in?" what a slut lol. i'll probably call her back in 10 minutes after i shower and spray axe all over my nuts and asshole. then think of you motherfuckers who laugh about the axe while her face is red and teary from sucking the veins off my cock.
this other girl at work who i've not been giving a shit about has been trying to make moves at me again since we stopped talking months ago. what? your other options sucked ass? i know. well, go fuck your mother.
then there's this other chick who's taken has been hinting that she likes me. maybe you shouldn't have been a slut and dated the first thing you saw in this zip code. suffer. slowly. i hope the breakup is messy and your future boyfriends have to deal with the lingering emotional drama.
then there's a myspace girl who i didn't know except for online, saw her randomly at a club last week, approached her was like, "scuse me. i just want to say hi because i know you. but not in person." i start to walk away then she grabs the back of my arm and is like, "are you???" haha yea bitch, so she wants to hang out this thursday. fuck her. 2 phone conversations and we're already having the sex talk. blah blah she likes to be choked, bit, blah blah.
there is one who i would love to be with, who is def wifey material, but i'll leave that one out so i don't jinx it. and before you think i'm full of shit i'd much rather be with a sweetheart who knocks me off my feet, but that's not happening. so why not have fun in the meantime. it's funny when we least want or expect it these gremlins come out of nowhere.
this goes without saying, but they're all 10's. obvi.
"I know you're a busy man. Just wanna do it, when can you pencil me in?" what a slut lol. i'll probably call her back in 10 minutes after i shower and spray axe all over my nuts and asshole. then think of you motherfuckers who laugh about the axe while her face is red and teary from sucking the veins off my cock.
this other girl at work who i've not been giving a shit about has been trying to make moves at me again since we stopped talking months ago. what? your other options sucked ass? i know. well, go fuck your mother.
then there's this other chick who's taken has been hinting that she likes me. maybe you shouldn't have been a slut and dated the first thing you saw in this zip code. suffer. slowly. i hope the breakup is messy and your future boyfriends have to deal with the lingering emotional drama.
then there's a myspace girl who i didn't know except for online, saw her randomly at a club last week, approached her was like, "scuse me. i just want to say hi because i know you. but not in person." i start to walk away then she grabs the back of my arm and is like, "are you???" haha yea bitch, so she wants to hang out this thursday. fuck her. 2 phone conversations and we're already having the sex talk. blah blah she likes to be choked, bit, blah blah.
there is one who i would love to be with, who is def wifey material, but i'll leave that one out so i don't jinx it. and before you think i'm full of shit i'd much rather be with a sweetheart who knocks me off my feet, but that's not happening. so why not have fun in the meantime. it's funny when we least want or expect it these gremlins come out of nowhere.
this goes without saying, but they're all 10's. obvi.
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