When a GIRL...

[Dial_tone]

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once.

When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it.

When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her
future.

When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that

 

[Smurfy]

OMG DT is in love.

 

[SoKlueles]

omg i want to hug u dt

 

[alien amp pharm]

OMG DT is in love.

and with a girl! WTF!

 

[GrandMaster]

OMG DT is in love.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!


that shit i have found to be tru tho

 

[d3track]

lmao @ when a gurl stares at you

 

[feisty11975]

Damn.....All true!!!!

 

[Dial_tone]

OMG DT is in love.

No, but I have a whole week of sex coming next Wednesday. LOL

(with a girl too!)

 

[Smurfy]

No, but I have a whole week of sex coming next Wednesday. LOL

(with a girl too!)

omg awesome!!

 

[SoKlueles]

yay for sex

dang im burnt

 

[The Shadow]

When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that

..nice

 

[SoKlueles]

I love DT
and dammit its all true, women need love and affection and men should listen to us when we whine

 

[milo hobgoblin]

"When a girl....."


....there is a 99% chance she is lying and waiting for the next best thing.

 

[i-Supplements]

I love DT
and dammit its all true, women need love and affection and men should listen to us when we whine

bbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[jaded]

Nice

 

[Dakotah]

of course i could just be extra emotional today


beautiful DT

 

[jackangel]

When DT posts up some sappy bullshit,
He is looking to get some ass.

 

[Dial_tone]

When DT posts up some sappy bullshit,
He is looking to get some ass.

hey, no cock blocking.

 

[ManOfArms]

Holy shit, now I finally understand!!

 

[Miss24k]

omg i want to hug u dt

Me too

 

[pitbullstl]

OMG DT is geigh!

In How......





Just kidding borly

 

[Tytan]

deep

 

[chewyxrage]

When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She will cut off your cawk
if you try to leave.

.

 

[samoth]

You lost me after "GIRL"...

 

[curling]

and with a girl! WTF!

LOL literally. Good one.

 

[E_Fermi]

I can't believe I just read that cuddly, over-PC, shit

 

[velvett]

^^^

 

[biteme]

My daughter told me tonight, "Dad, never try to understand women, because you never will. We don't even understand ouselves." LOL

 

[Raina]

That's SO true.

 

[Dial_tone]

Did I post that?

 

[SoKlueles]

very nice bump

 

[hamstershaver]

 

[Mavafanculo]

omg i want to hug u dt

pervert.

 

[dahamn]

Very good DT

 

[PBR]

a quiet perspective. cool.

 

[buffer1]

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once.

When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it.

When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her
future.

When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that

thats about it

 

[Raina]

I have to say again that this is SO true.

 

[habitualhealth]

Did I post that?

Probably the best thing I've read in a while that really hit home .

great post DT.

 

[75th]

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
She wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
She wants you to reply at least once.

When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it.

When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
She has made up her mind that you are
her
future.

When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more
than that

Racist.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

My daughter told me tonight, "Dad, never try to understand women, because you never will. We don't even understand ouselves." LOL

That kid you got is wise beyond her years.

 

[vansmack2000]

the only problem is you cant differentiate between these..

When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing,
She is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

oh God someone pass the morphine

dial_tone, the great rough roader, backdoor champion of EF, has been gelded

i never thought id see the day

can all the uncut men in the room please stand up and scratch their balls or something...

 

[BUBBLES]

oh God someone pass the morphine

dial_tone, the great rough roader, backdoor champion of EF, has been gelded

i never thought id see the day

can all the uncut men in the room please stand up and scratch their balls or something...

You lost me after "GIRL"...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

anyway, if someone with nice, plump balls that werent floating in a jar full of formaldehyde answered the questions, the original post would have looked like this:

When a GIRL is quiet,
its because she finally shut up

When a GIRL is not arguing,
its because she fell asleep

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how she can ask them without sounding like the selfish bitch she is

When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,
its because she's slow

When a GIRL stares at you,
its because...i look really, really good

When a GIRL lays on your chest,
its because she's been watching japanese porn

When a GIRL calls you everyday,
its just normal.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
who can blame her

When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
its because you cant pretend you missed a call...sly bitch

When a GIRL says I love you,
she's putting you on a guilt trip

When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
its time to borrow money off her

When a GIRL says "i miss you",
it means that mind control book you bought was a really good investment

When a GIRL says "OH MY GOD"
its because i forgot to zip my fly

When a GIRL says "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!"
its because i forgot to zip my fly

When a GIRL says "Thankyou Jesus!"
its because i forgot to zip my fly

When a GIRL says "do i look fat in this dress?"
she probably does

When a GIRL says "that was the best sex I ever had!"
she isnt talking to Alien Amp Pharm

When a GIRL says "do my laundry"
The Ejaculator is being a smartarse on msn again

When a GIRL says "Alien Amp Pharm, that was the best sex i ever had!"
it was her first time

When a GIRL says "damn im horny!!"
statistically, theres a 33% chance youre talking to qt

anyway bitches, bbl, im due for a flexathon

 

[HiDnGoD]

When DT posts up some sappy bullshit,
He is looking to get some ass.

Hah! Aren't we all?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

anyway, if someone with nice, plump balls that werent floating in a jar full of formaldehyde answered the questions, the original post would have looked like this:

When a GIRL is quiet,
its because she finally shut up

When a GIRL is not arguing,
its because she fell asleep

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
questions,
She is wondering how she can ask them without sounding like the selfish bitch she is

When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds,
its because she's slow

When a GIRL stares at you,
its because...i look really, really good

When a GIRL lays on your chest,
its because she's been watching japanese porn

When a GIRL calls you everyday,
its just normal.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday,
who can blame her

When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
its because you cant pretend you missed a call...sly bitch

When a GIRL says I love you,
she's putting you on a guilt trip

When a GIRL says that she can't live
without you,
its time to borrow money off her

When a GIRL says "i miss you",
it means that mind control book you bought was a really good investment

When a GIRL says "OH MY GOD"
its because i forgot to zip my fly

When a GIRL says "DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!"
its because i forgot to zip my fly

When a GIRL says "Thankyou Jesus!"
its because i forgot to zip my fly

When a GIRL says "do i look fat in this dress?"
she probably does

When a GIRL says "that was the best sex I ever had!"
she isnt talking to Alien Amp Pharm

When a GIRL says "do my laundry"
The Ejaculator is being a smartarse on msn again

When a GIRL says "Alien Amp Pharm, that was the best sex i ever had!"
it was her first time

When a GIRL says "damn im horny!!"
statistically, theres a 33% chance youre talking to qt

anyway bitches, bbl, im due for a flexathon