I can't believe nobody mentioned this yet:
Newbie: "Hey, can you give me help with my routine and diet?"
Me: "Sure, what are you trying to accomplish?"
Newbie "Well, I don't want to get big, I just want to get cut."
Me: "Sorry, there is no help for you."
To me, this is THE number one most annoying thing in the gym. I don't know why I take it so personally. Number two is:
Girl: "You know what, girls really won't like it if you get any bigger."
Me: "Don't flatter yourself, I don't lift to look good for girls. I lift for myself."
Of course, now I'm an asshole for this, but it really exposes how superficial girls are when they say guys are superficial. They all work out, put on make up, and buy new clothes to look good for us. I go in looking like shit. Phuk 'em. I don't care. Now who's superficial? And who do the come to when they want to cheat on their BF who is 6'1'' 180 lbs? Us, the big meatheads. They love that shit. Which brings up number three:
Stickboy: "Your trainging/diet is wrong. You should really do X, Y, and Z if you want to get big."
Me: "Are you telling me that because it worked so well for you?" <said very sarcastically, followed by a laugh and shaking of the head>
I love how 155 lb stickboy tells me diet and training are off when he's a COMPLETE AND TOTAL MESS HIMSELF. What is wrong with these people?
I guess that means I hate everyone but I do love all the scattered ass all over the place!!
