What's your most memorable drunken escapade?

[HappyScrappy]

i made out with a friend outside the bar in the hallway and guys kept coming by asking if we were lesbians... inviting us up to their hotel rooms.

ahem - I think it is my civic duty to point out that this friend is a whole lotta heinous

 

[big4life]

It's amazing what people will do when they get drunk.

I've seen...

A girl squat in the middle of a road and use the bathroom.

This girl strip off her clothes in front of a cop because she was hot.
* side note, he let her finish before arresting her.*


This guy get in a fight with a light pole, for talking to his girlfriend.

That's just around here, when the university in.

 

[smallmovesal]

my roommate took me to the bar with friends in sept, and since people have asked which bar... and i have no idea because i don't know any of the bars in that city.

all i remember is a lot of ugly people.

 

[smallmovesal]

It's amazing what people will do when they get drunk.
This girl strip off her clothes in front of a cop because she was hot.
* side note, he let her finish before arresting her.*

hey i never said my friend was hot, i just said i made out with her scrappy.

another friend and i wandered up to two rcmp guys and she proceeded to tell the one that he was hot and asked if he was single... which he was. then he started hitting on me...

 

[danielson]

ahem - I think it is my civic duty to point out that this friend is a whole lotta heinous

never mind, smalls explained

 

[big4life]

You see, these are reasons why it's more fun to stay sober.
You get to watch everyone else make fools of themselves,
and then remind them.

 

[HappyScrappy]

This guy get in a fight with a light pole, for talking to his girlfriend.

my frist weekend of college I was walking down the main street (small town, nothing there) and the bars were emptying out, and I saw a guy get in a really intense fight with a potted plant - and to this day, I'm not entirely sure which one won. it was a big plant.
that same guy the next day was walking down the stairs of his dorm and a hot girl, her mom (who was carrying a book shelf), and her dad were walking up - as he passed them he looks at the mom and says "NICE RACK!" - it wasn't clear if he meant her, the daughter, or the book shelf - either way the dad wasn't too happy.


on my 21st birthday I went into the bathroom of the bar I was in and pissed, then as I was washing my hands, I looked in the mirror and was like "fuck... happyscrappy, you look like shit" - then I closed one eye, squinted... leaned back - and then realized there was no mirror there - just a wall covered with graffiti scrawled over it for years

 

[smallmovesal]

perhaps i'll have more stories to share after my trip

 

[nikolai_bolkov]

I had a bunch of friends that worked at pricewaterhousecoopers and they had a sweet setup that involved a lot of drinking. they got free cars, free apts, and they partied all the time.
for some reason they got laid off...

it was really cheap and easy. <insert comment about someone's mom here>

haha, I used to work for PwC, what a sweatshop!

One fave moment was when me and a bud snuck into Tantra (South Beach) via the kitchen entrance, ala GoodFellas. I was smoking a cig, with the cooks all staring at us, geez I almost ashed in the food. We made it all the way to the club, when the maitre-d (sp?) stopped us, exclaimed "not the kitchen, not the kitchen!" and kicked us out the same way we came.

 

[Intramuscular]

LOL

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