What's your most memorable drunken escapade?

[big4life]

i threw up in a bar once and was so drunk i figured if i pretended it wasn't me they'd think it wasn't me either, although everyone saw me do it.

That's another reason I hate getting drunk. I can't stand getting sick.


Smalls, you need to do like me. Only drink an occasional glass of wine.

 

[RyanH]

That's IT??? No self-humiliation in public? No police? No involuntary expulsion of bodily fluids???

That's it for me.....I've never drank very much....only discovered I could chug a beer in a few seconds because I decided to try it for the hell of it, and I made the team.

 

[danielson]

hmm....all i do is chat science and slightly drunk....chat up women at very drunk and throw up at ultra drunk. havent got drunk in 2-3 years now

i urintaedon my friends leg once. thats it

 

[HappyScrappy]

hmm....all i do is chat science and slightly drunk....chat up women at very drunk and throw up at ultra drunk. havent got drunk in 2-3 years now

i urintaedon my friends leg once. thats it

you're drunk now aren't you?

 

[RyanH]

you're drunk now aren't you?

LOL

 

[danielson]

lol

just a lousy typer who doesnt hit a broken keyboard hard enough....i actually see the horrible typo's when i finish a post but cant be arsed to edit it

remebers to type with right hand too as it makes people suspicious

 

[smallmovesal]

That's another reason I hate getting drunk. I can't stand getting sick.


Smalls, you need to do like me. Only drink an occasional glass of wine.

i once drank a bottle of red wine and ran from the bar with my hand over my mouth puking.

one time i tripped outside when we were camping and my friend said, "watch that dip, it's a doooozy". my friend also ran through the fire that night.

i ran up and down a hill several times while holding a drink to prove i am not sure what..

my friend posed in her thong and i pretended to perform fellatio on a passed out guy once.

got thrown around in a crowd of people and bruised my jaw and ribs... some guy held me up and copped a feel while doing so.

 

[RyanH]

Actually, I do have another one from my junior year in high school.......Me and my date, and another couple were being driven around town, after the prom, and by the time we approached the restaurant we were fucked-up beyond belief when suddenly, our limo was hit on the front right side.

It wasn't major, but, it did cause damage, so my buddy gets out of the limo to see what happened. A minute later, he pops back in and says, "Ryan, your parents fucking hit the limo."

My dad comes over to the window calm, but my mom is outside hysterical, and I have to get out and confront my parents....To this day, my mom still has no clue that of how drunk I was that night, but my Dad and I still laugh about it pretty often.

Distatorous night.... A prom I'll never forget.

Ryan.

 

[HappyScrappy]

copped a feel while doing so.

and was largely disappointed

 

[danielson]

now if your date had an unbuttoned blouse or slightly open zipper and you had a face like this that would have topped it