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HappyScrappy said:
Geez. I used to party in Ybor City.
What's your most memorable drunken escapade?
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Geez. I used to party in Ybor City.
Firebaall
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......Hard to just pick one! 
Lets go for the most recent:
Some buddies from out of town come down for a visit. Naturally we need to go out for wings and beer. Anyways the the draft comes in a large glass called a "scooner". Each has about three beer in them. We had 6 each..........
Well at closing we decide that we aren't finished with the nights festivities, so we grab another 24 bottles ( by the way this is Canadian beer, just so you Americans know... ). The best idea as to where to comsume our newly aquired beer ended up being in a sauna at a friends house.
Flash forward about 45 min, 4 guys baked inside and out, and a need to cool down. Lucky for us it happened to be snowing out, and -10C. So the four of us decide to go and roll around the middle of the blvd. outside the house.......funny, but that's not all. On the third cool down trip we get the great idea to at least put shoes on, so we might make it much further. We are all very messed up at this point.
About 4 blocks away, in the middle of the two lane street. we sat waiting for cars in swimming trunks and shoes.......at the sight of headlights we all stand up and give our best "pose down" . It was about 4:30 in the AM, not too many cars, and snowing. This is great fun, until about the seventh car.........
Awww crap, it's the cops. LOL
Lights come on, car stops, window rolls down, and we hear giggling........yes giggling! They were two female officers and they were laughing their asses off at us! Who says cops don't have a sense of humor!
Told us to get back indoors before we caught cold, or caused an accident. I thought it was funny.
Lets go for the most recent:
Some buddies from out of town come down for a visit. Naturally we need to go out for wings and beer. Anyways the the draft comes in a large glass called a "scooner". Each has about three beer in them. We had 6 each..........
Well at closing we decide that we aren't finished with the nights festivities, so we grab another 24 bottles ( by the way this is Canadian beer, just so you Americans know...
). The best idea as to where to comsume our newly aquired beer ended up being in a sauna at a friends house.Flash forward about 45 min, 4 guys baked inside and out, and a need to cool down. Lucky for us it happened to be snowing out, and -10C. So the four of us decide to go and roll around the middle of the blvd. outside the house.......funny, but that's not all. On the third cool down trip we get the great idea to at least put shoes on, so we might make it much further. We are all very messed up at this point.
About 4 blocks away, in the middle of the two lane street. we sat waiting for cars in swimming trunks and shoes.......at the sight of headlights we all stand up and give our best "pose down" . It was about 4:30 in the AM, not too many cars, and snowing. This is great fun, until about the seventh car.........
Awww crap, it's the cops. LOL
Lights come on, car stops, window rolls down, and we hear giggling........yes giggling! They were two female officers and they were laughing their asses off at us! Who says cops don't have a sense of humor!
Told us to get back indoors before we caught cold, or caused an accident. I thought it was funny.
HappyScrappy
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musclebrains said:
did you have a mullet and like to kick drunken preppy guys' asses?
this was on the night before st pat's day, and then the actual st pats night too - the second night was far less impressive, but one of my friends did hook up in public on the street with a really fat girl.
the place is all one main drag - and then if you leave it apparently it is kind of a rough area. I kow I ran through a lot of construction sites.
and the guy that gave us a ride there that night doesn't even drink, but when we all got out of his car we all were throwing beer cans and shit out of his car and cops saw it and pulled him over and made him do the whole brethalyzer thing.
musclebrains
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HappyScrappy said:
No. Why were you in Ybor City? I mean, of all places in America to go, why to Tampa?
smallmovesal
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i threw up off of my friend's balcony, which wouldn't be so interesting had her neighbour not noticed through the tiny basement window she had... so my friend had to go clean it up and i passed out.
i passed out in a house only to wake up and not know where i was.
i have been known to suppress throwing up only to pass out and suddenly awaken projectile vomiting.
i threw up in a bar once and was so drunk i figured if i pretended it wasn't me they'd think it wasn't me either, although everyone saw me do it.
i have to reboot my computer.. i'll think of some more
i passed out in a house only to wake up and not know where i was.
i have been known to suppress throwing up only to pass out and suddenly awaken projectile vomiting.
i threw up in a bar once and was so drunk i figured if i pretended it wasn't me they'd think it wasn't me either, although everyone saw me do it.
i have to reboot my computer.. i'll think of some more
HappyScrappy
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musclebrains said:
I had a bunch of friends that worked at pricewaterhousecoopers and they had a sweet setup that involved a lot of drinking. they got free cars, free apts, and they partied all the time.
for some reason they got laid off...
it was really cheap and easy. <insert comment about someone's mom here>
musclebrains
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RyanH said:
That's IT??? No self-humiliation in public? No police? No involuntary expulsion of bodily fluids???
HappyScrappy
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yeah, that's weak - and I have a ton of other stories similar to that ybor one, but in different cities.
musclebrains
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HappyScrappy said:
Dreadful city. I had to go there once or twice a month for over five years.
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