What's your Chinese Sign?

[velvett]

We need some spirit lifting here......


What's your Chinese Horoscope?

http://www.dun.org/sulan/horoscope/



Me..............


The Enthusiastic Rooster
Roosters are conservatives at heart. With roosters, what you see is exactly what you get. There are no hidden depths to the rooster's character. A rooster is not a complicated or profound character but rather a very forthright and straightforward person.

Nevertheless, roosters are sociable animals and love to receive attention. They make great hosts and adore entertaining. Enjoying being noticed and flattered, roosters sometimes dress a bit flashy to gain the attention of others.

Roosters strive to be attractive and are always beautifully turned out. All roosters are extremely conscious about their clothing and appearance. Even when they dress conservatively they are obsessed with their looks - they can spend hours standing in front of mirrors and will not bat an eye at spending $500 for a dress. However, that doesn't mean they don't care about money for in fact they live for sales, love to compare prices, and even if the bargain is only a few cents or a few dollars cheaper, they will be satisfied.

Precise and accurate observers, roosters have a very keen "sixth-sense". It is not an easy task to fool the rooster. His mind is cautious and sceptical. With the gift of perception, roosters make excellent troubleshooters, detectives, doctors, nurses and psychiatrists. Roosters are always up, out, and doing. You rarely see a relaxed rooster that sits quietly in the living room, doing nothing. Multitalented, roosters can become accomplished in many different ways.

Though sharp, practical, and resourceful, a rooster also likes to dream. And because he likes to dream, he will often disappoint his loved ones, for reality seldom matches up to the dreams he promises despite his sincere belief that they will come true. The main virtue in the rooster character is loyalty: they make devoted friends. When roosters love and admire someone, they will even try to catch the moon just to keep them happy. The best match for a rooster is a snake. Good matches are an ox, pig, monkey, or dragon. Ok matches are a rat or dog. Matches with a horse, tiger, rabbit, sheep, or another rooster are not recommended

 

[big4life]

The Restless Rat
Rat people are born under the sign of charm and aggressiveness. They are expressive and are talkative at times. They like to party and spend quite a lot of time chatting with their friends. Although the rat has the ability to be quiet, it is rare to see a rat sitting quietly.

Rat people usually have more acquaintances than real friends. They revere and cherish those close to them. Once you become their true friends, they will treat you like family. Rats are self-contained and keep their problems to themselves - even though they can be talkative sometimes, they never confide in anyone.

Somewhat mean, narrow-minded and suburban in outlook, rat people are nevertheless honest. They can always make a success out of their lives as long as they manage to master their perpetual discontent and their insistence on living in the present.

A rat is quick-witted. Most rats get more accomplished in 24 hours than the rest of us do in as many days. They are confident and generally have good instincts. Stubborn as they are, they prefer to live by their own rules rather than by others. It is not easy to work with rat people as they are 100% perfectionists.

Rats are very organized and talented which is why a rat makes a good businessman or politician. However, as soon as a rat earns money, he spends it. Perhaps that explains why a rat is so careful when he lends money to others. If you ever borrow money from a rat, don't be surprised by the high interest he charges.

A rat is not romantic but he is sensual and loving. Rat people are hard to get to know at first as they are very protective but they are worth it - ask anyone who has a rat for a lover, parent, child or friend. They are very loyal and devoted to their families. The best match for a rat is a dragon or monkey. Good matches are an ox, another rat, or pig. Ok matches are a tiger, dog, or snake. Matches of a rooster, sheep, rabbit, or horse are not advised.

 

[velvett]

I dated a rat once....













too bad he neglected to tell me he wasn't going to get a divorce after all.

 

[big4life]

I dated a rat once....



too bad he neglected to tell me he wasn't going to get a divorce after all.

I'm not married.

And I would love to date a rooster.

I never thought I would ever say that.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Heres me.......I'm a Taurus and an Ox!! This is a pretty good likeness for me........

The Diligent Ox
Hard-working and persistent, ox people believe in themselves. An ox has high black and white moral standards and severely judges others against those ideals.

Ox people are not terribly social and tend to be quiet at parties. Beneath a superfical tranquility, oxen are often ponderous but are impulsive when angry. They are capable of fearsome rages; therefore, it is better not to cross them.

Ox people are good observers with remarkable memories and can accurately report absolutely everything they see. Go ask an ox if he remembers who was at the party several months ago, most likely, he will name them one by one to you.

In the home, the ox is great to have around. In business, the ox can succeed in the arts, a contracting business, or an estate, thanks to his creative nature. And since an ox is intelligent and good with his hands, an ox can be a good surgeon as well.

Ox people are stubborn and dogmatic, believing firmly in their decisions and having no regrets. They are also very close to their families. Ox people often find that those who are close to them fail to understand them. Nevertheless, they are patient and caring and that makes an ox the best friend you can ever have.

Ox people are very responsible and loyal. They are very family-oriented, conservative and faithful. They are seldom jealous but they will be jealous of their rights - and the fidelity of a husband or a wife is one of their rights. The best matches for an ox are a rat, rooster, snake, or monkey. Good matches are another ox or rabbit. Ok matches are a pig or dog. A horse or tiger match is not recommended.

Ox men also make remarkable lovers because they naturally have big dicks and are good with their hands. They are also worlds ahead of everybody else due to their tongues have a naturally high stamina.

 

[The Shadow]

The Faithful Dog
The dog person is loyal, sincere, honest, and faithful. Dogs tend to be serious people who complain and worry, but they mellow with age. Dogs are honorable and speak out against injustice.

When rubbed the wrong way, dog people can be defensive and picky, but generally are agreeable companions. However, when panicked, a dog can turn nasty and bark until tired. Dogs can keep a secret, respect traditions, and enjoy helping others. Although never the life of a party, dogs are intelligent, caring, and good listeners.

In relationships, the dog person is the giver and the partner is the taker. The best partner for a dog is a horse, tiger, or pig. Relationships with a rabbit, rat, snake, or monkey will work ok. Relationships with an ox, dragon, sheep, rooster, or another dog are possible, but difficult.





I want another sign

 

[biteme]

the dragon.

 

[TheProject]

The Powerful Tiger

"Born leader" is the key phrase for tigers. They are always in the lead and are most likely the ones to cry out "Let's Go"! Noble and fearless, tigers are respected for their courage even by their opponents.

Tiger people are daring fighters and they are capable of fighting to the bitter end for what they think is right. Although they can be selfish from time to time in the little things, they are capable of great generosity. Tigers are unpredictable and always tense and in a hurry.

Tiger people are difficult to resist, for they have magnetic personalities and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. They are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet gentle.

Tigers are very confident, perhaps too confident at times. Although they love adventures and are addicted to excitement it is better not to challenge a tiger. They like being in charge and may feel the need to put you in your place!

Because tigers are always in a hurry to get things done right, they usually choose to operate alone. Tigers like to work and are hard-working and dynamic. If you assign a task to a tiger, the job will be undertaken and accomplished with enthusiasm and efficiency. Tigers make money but they are not directly interested in money. Still, a tiger need not worry about money for just when he fears the money is gone, more seems to show up.

Tigers are sensitive and emotional. They are capable of great love but they become too intense about it. They are also territorial and possessive. If you are a friend of a tiger, he wants you to take his side against the bad guys and because the tiger is so adorable, you often do. As lovers, tigers are passionate and romantic, but the real challenge for a tiger is to grasp the true meaning of moderation. The best matches for a tiger is a dog, horse, or monkey. Good matches are a pig or dragon. Ok matches are a snake or rat. Matches of a rooster, another tiger, rabbit, ox, or sheep are not advised.

 

[Hannibal]

The Delicate Rabbit
The rabbit is one of the most delicate animals among all 12 animals. Rabbits are usually kind and sweet and, of course, popular. Nobody ignores them, for they are good company and know how to make the best of themselves.

A rabbit's home is always a beautiful one. Rabbit people are famous for their artistic sense and good taste. They are also usually well-dressed. Go check out your rabbit friend's closet, I bet you will find much expensive and beautiful clothing there.

But even though they are popular and loved by their friends and family, rabbit people are also pessimistic. They are conservative and insecure, and that explains why most of the them don't like changes.

Calm as they are, it is not easy to provoke rabbit people. They don't like to argue and enjoy quiet, peaceful lives. They are also sentimental and compassionate. They cry easily too and can be moved by personal problems you share with them. Therefore, if you work as a salesman for a living, you will have much better luck with rabbit people - nine out of ten rabbit people will definitely buy your products!

Call them cautious or call them timid, rabbit people will undertake nothing before they have weighed the pros and cons from every angle. That is probably why rabbit people do well at work. And yet, unless they abandon their conservative nature, and become more aggressive, rabbits will probably live a very normal and average life.

Rabbits can be great partners in relationships. Romantic and sweet, faithful too, rabbit people never lack suitors. Male rabbits are sometimes picky, and perhaps not a family man. Female rabbits should probably spend less time admiring themselves in front of the mirror and spend more time with friends. The best matches for a rabbit are a pig, dragon, or a sheep. Good matches are a dog, monkey, or another rabbit. Ok matches are an ox or snake. Matches with a rooster, horse, tiger, or rat are not advised.

 

[vixenbabe]

The Delicate Rabbit
The rabbit is one of the most delicate animals among all 12 animals. Rabbits are usually kind and sweet and, of course, popular. Nobody ignores them, for they are good company and know how to make the best of themselves.

A rabbit's home is always a beautiful one. Rabbit people are famous for their artistic sense and good taste. They are also usually well-dressed. Go check out your rabbit friend's closet, I bet you will find much expensive and beautiful clothing there.

But even though they are popular and loved by their friends and family, rabbit people are also pessimistic. They are conservative and insecure, and that explains why most of the them don't like changes.

Calm as they are, it is not easy to provoke rabbit people. They don't like to argue and enjoy quiet, peaceful lives. They are also sentimental and compassionate. They cry easily too and can be moved by personal problems you share with them. Therefore, if you work as a salesman for a living, you will have much better luck with rabbit people - nine out of ten rabbit people will definitely buy your products!

Call them cautious or call them timid, rabbit people will undertake nothing before they have weighed the pros and cons from every angle. That is probably why rabbit people do well at work. And yet, unless they abandon their conservative nature, and become more aggressive, rabbits will probably live a very normal and average life.

Rabbits can be great partners in relationships. Romantic and sweet, faithful too, rabbit people never lack suitors. Male rabbits are sometimes picky, and perhaps not a family man. Female rabbits should probably spend less time admiring themselves in front of the mirror and spend more time with friends. The best matches for a rabbit are a pig, dragon, or a sheep. Good matches are a dog, monkey, or another rabbit. Ok matches are an ox or snake. Matches with a rooster, horse, tiger, or rat are not advised.

I'm a rabbit too Hannibal- NO KIDDING!

I'm off to look at myself in my mirror now...

 

[danielson]

The Faithful Dog
The dog person is loyal, sincere, honest, and faithful. Dogs tend to be serious people who complain and worry, but they mellow with age. Dogs are honorable and speak out against injustice.

When rubbed the wrong way, dog people can be defensive and picky, but generally are agreeable companions. However, when panicked, a dog can turn nasty and bark until tired. Dogs can keep a secret, respect traditions, and enjoy helping others. Although never the life of a party, dogs are intelligent, caring, and good listeners.

In relationships, the dog person is the giver and the partner is the taker. The best partner for a dog is a horse, tiger, or pig. Relationships with a rabbit, rat, snake, or monkey will work ok. Relationships with an ox, dragon, sheep, rooster, or another dog are possible, but difficult.

 

[Whiskey]

I am quite the productive horse



Whiskey

 

[the People's Champ]

The Diplomatic Snake
Snake people are born charming and popular. Spotlight magnets, snakes will not be ignored. Peer group attention and public recognition are the least of what a snake expects. Yet snakes are never noisy or deliberately outspoken, they never gossip, and they have excellent manners.

A snake has good luck and always manages to get money when he needs it. The snake should stick to careers that won't involve him in any risk - even the risk of working too hard, for, to tell the truth, a snake is a bit lazy.

A snake likes to ponder. He is an intellectual, a philosopher, a cerebral person. Determined to follow through anything he undertakes to the bitter end, a snake detests being left in the air and often makes leap of faith decisions quickly and firmly. Snakes rely heavily on first impressions, on their own feelings, on their sympathies, and on the advice and opinions on others and a sort of guiding "sixth-sense" when making decisions.

Snakes are a bit cheap when it comes to lending money, though their sympathy for others often leads them to offer help. The fatal flaw in a snake's character is a tendency to exaggerate - in how far he'll go to help a friend as with everything else. If he does somebody a favor, he'll becomes possessive towards them in an odd way. Another big flaw in a snake's character is that he is capable of big lies. White lies, true lies, whatever the snakes call them, a lie's a lie, although snakes don't lie continually, only when they feel they can get away with it.

Snakes have always been seductive. The snake is a nice oversexed normal human being. Most people are secretly or hopelessly in love with snakes. Gather those frustrated folk you know and most likely, they are probably in love with a snake.

In love, the snake male is romantic and charming. A male snake has a sense of humor and a female snake is usually beautiful and successful. Howerver, be forewarned that when a snake chooses a partner, he'll be jealous and possessive - even if he no longer loves her. Rejection is the worst blow his delicate ego can suffer. A snake must be received, welcomed, accepted, and approved of by those with whom he comes in contact. They need a lot of reassurance to feel secure. The best match for a snake is a rooster. A good match is an ox or horse. Ok matches are a sheep, dog, tiger, rat, or dragon. Matches with a rabbit, monkey, another snake, or pig are not advised.