Whats the most ridiculous thing you've seen at the gym

[FreakMonster]

My gym has several freaks. We have this one guy I shit you not who looks like Jerry Springer with a cross earring in one ear. He always wears tight spandex with a colorful tight shirt and weighs about 145. He is totally clueless when it comes to working out.
He usually likes to do his squats using a floor mat on his back to lessen the uncomfortable bar on his back. Then he proceeds to only go halfway down. Funniest fucking thing I've everseen. Anytime this freak gets on a machine he just does his reps like an outcontrol retard. LOL

We also have this one bald guy who wears some kind of weird backpack with a water sipper going to his mouth. This guy is COVERED with Tattoos all over his body. Not cool tattoos but tattoos that just cover his entire arm and shit. He has these 3 inch black circular discs inside the lobe of his ear.

Had this one old guy with a long ass beard and a tiny cap on his head coming up to me and my workout partner asking us 20 questions about how he can get big like us. I swear he looked like he came straight from the Jewish Temple. Not even 1000mg of test a week could make this guy big.

 

[DrJMW]

I've been working out for over 30 years, and these are the funniest stories I have ever read. George Carlin could make an entire show out of these. Now I know I have seen it all. My story is a sad one, though. When I started out in the early 70's, my dad and I used to work out at a Jewish Community Center. The workout area consisted of a small room with a universal set-up (leg press, leg ext/curl, dip bar, pull-up bar, shoulder press, and bench press). The other, bigger room had a pair of squat stands, free weight, several olympic bars and one flat bench. Well, my father and I arrived about 8:45am to work out, but the facility doesn't open until 9:00 AM typically. Anyway, while we were checking in, the person in front of us rushed like a bat-out-of hell to get to the bench first. After we changed into our workout clothes (T-shirts or tank tops and shorts in those days), we walked to the workout area. As we approached, there were paramedics carrying a body with a sheet, on a gurney. Like WTF?! As it turned out, the early-bird went ahead and benched without a spotter. He failed and dropped the bar on his neck and broke it and died. I have never forgotten this incident. Sorry for the sad story, but all of you already covered the funny stuff.

 

[LONE_AZ]

A guy in a speedo and gym shoes (no socks) with a spandex shirt on.

 

[mvmaxx]

Wait to bring down a funny thread doc. j/k

In a weird, very disturbing way, that is actually pretty funny.

….must…. not… laugh….



BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Whiskey]

"behemouth" as we call him, just big and fat does his "sit-ups" as he calls them. He lays on a flat bench without the bar while holding a dumbell on his chest, his feet are up in teh air at the starting position, as he goes to sit completely straight up, he swings his legs down to the ground, I guess it helps him get his fat ass to sit up or something, I just watch and grin. I like it when on his 2nd and 3rd set he gives these little puuh's out, not not blowing out air, but this PUH sound. dumbass

Whiskey

 

[anabolicann]

This happened in gym class at school back in the old days when we had the fitness testing well anyway we where doing the situp test. We had three of the finest babes in are class we were all down on the mat the teacher was holding the stop watch. i was holding my friend Boners feet ( we call him Boner cause he is the horniest guy with no shame) anyway the teacher says get ready set go and the whole class starts banging out sit ups right around number 10 Boner lets out a huge fart the three fine babes are right next to us well Boner tries to keep up the pace like it didn't happen problem was not only did everyone hear it and fall out laughing the rancied stench of foul air was so bad the teacher stopped the test and evacuated the gym...we finished the test out side on the lawn in the open air..I still to this day laugh my ass off over it.

 

[ThePolishHammer]

Re: Re: nope

ok asian kids at YOUR gym are funny. Hey everyone has to start somewhere.

This is true, hey most of the time, im the guy giving shit to the guys makin fun of the newbies. You do have to start somewhere thats true. Yeah the azn's in my gym are small, no doubt. And They been there longer then i have. But you gotta see these guys, the little midges roll into the gym all thug'd up, ice, cranked sideways caps, all that shit. 125 lbs and they think there tough. Fuckin goof balls.