Whats the most pain you have endured?

[The Angry Mule]

For me a couple of things really come to mind,when I was a kid I had one of those slip and slides and water alone wasnt slippery enough.So I put some detergent on it to make me slide better and it must have had a something harsh in it because I got chemical burns on my nuts and ringhole.It really hurt and I cried like a bitch.The detergent had eaten through a few layers of skin and I had blisters on my sack and had to go to hospital.

 

[The Angry Mule]

Also I got my shlong stuck in my fly,didnt tickle. Another time as a kid riding home from the corner store after spending my pocket money on lollies I put the rest of my loose change in my jocks cause I was wearing footy shorts and had no pockets.Anyway I was sitting down on the seat peddling flat out and rode of the foot path dropped of the gutter and pinched of a chunk of meat of my balls between two coins.

 

[wootoom]

i feel no pain. im a titan

 

[AAP]

The pain in my side from watching JA run around with a bag over his head, flailing his arms in most of his threads when logic overwhelms him.

 

[jenscats5]

It was pretty dam painful when I crashed the moped in Bermuda into: 2 trucks, a wall (which prevented me from going thru a large window) and then got dragged down the sidewalk a ways.....

 

[wootoom]

It was pretty dam painful when I crashed the moped in Bermuda into: 2 trucks, a wall (which prevented me from going thru a large window) and then got dragged down the sidewalk a ways.....

yikes that sucks

 

[jenscats5]

yikes that sucks

Yeah....... what really sucks is that it happened on the first day the cruise ship arrived in Bermuda. Never really got to see any of Bermuda.....

 

[Sub-Zero]

Also I got my shlong stuck in my fly,didnt tickle. Another time as a kid riding home from the corner store after spending my pocket money on lollies I put the rest of my loose change in my jocks cause I was wearing footy shorts and had no pockets.Anyway I was sitting down on the seat peddling flat out and rode of the foot path dropped of the gutter and pinched of a chunk of meat of my balls between two coins.

your wife isnt gunna have much left, now is she

 

[Sub-Zero]

yikes that sucks

not as much as this guys cockandball mutilations tho

 

[cornfish]

When i was 10 yrs old me and a buddy were out after dark hunting racoons and I had the bright idea that I had to piss really bad so without thinking I just whipped it out, since we were out in the woods anyways. Well if i was smarter, i would have remembered that our electric fence for the cattle ran by there and as luck would have it, my stream crossed that puppy and i got knocked unconcious and had my grissle missle burned. I have seriously never been in that much pain ever, and I've been shot in the foot, stabbed and had 3 compound fractures since.

That was the worst