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whats the dumbest thing youve done while intoxicated?
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Subzeero
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one time, we got drunk, and were returning home from a snowboarding trip.
Well we were walking to the car and there was a two feet slope we had to climb and we couldn't do it! I swear it was a two or three feet steepish slope.
We really tried, and at points we were scrapping the ice with our nails lying on the slope but we just couldn't climb the damn thing. It was hillarious. A normal man can run and jump right over it!
Then we walked many kilometers around that slope to the car, being ridiculed by everyone who were waiting for us and wouldn't believe us.
That was pretty dumb wasn't it? So was this post. *sigh*
Well we were walking to the car and there was a two feet slope we had to climb and we couldn't do it! I swear it was a two or three feet steepish slope.
We really tried, and at points we were scrapping the ice with our nails lying on the slope but we just couldn't climb the damn thing. It was hillarious. A normal man can run and jump right over it!
Then we walked many kilometers around that slope to the car, being ridiculed by everyone who were waiting for us and wouldn't believe us.
That was pretty dumb wasn't it? So was this post. *sigh*
string_bean00
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youngguns said:
they took you for a ride so they are great guys, sweet!!!!
nevermind the murders and meth sales
chewyxrage
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Drove.
Next in line would be fighting friends. Stupid.
Next in line would be fighting friends. Stupid.
ponyfitness
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Many stupid things involving women and thinking they look hot.
One time I peed on someone.
Cut my hand wide open in a hot tub, never got invited back to that place.
One time I peed on someone.
Cut my hand wide open in a hot tub, never got invited back to that place.
ponyfitness
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Trying to open a Corona with a hammer. Claw end doesn't work so well, especially when it's your tenth beer. Blood + broken glass in a hot tub = bad time. 
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alien amp pharm
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1. danced
2. walked in a room with my buddy banging this chick and attempted to give him high fives
3. fought with this cool hot chick for no reason on our 3rd time around each other
4. punched & spider-webbed a buddy's windshield who was giving me a ride home
5. had unprotected sex with a known whore
6. drove & drove fast with people in my car
7. rode ontop of my buddies car while he sped down a dirt road
8. woke up on a bench while in a foreign country not knowing where I was or how I got there.
9. Squirted a friend in the face with a Super Soaker full of pee
2. walked in a room with my buddy banging this chick and attempted to give him high fives
3. fought with this cool hot chick for no reason on our 3rd time around each other
4. punched & spider-webbed a buddy's windshield who was giving me a ride home
5. had unprotected sex with a known whore
6. drove & drove fast with people in my car
7. rode ontop of my buddies car while he sped down a dirt road
8. woke up on a bench while in a foreign country not knowing where I was or how I got there.
9. Squirted a friend in the face with a Super Soaker full of pee
ksharp01
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alien amp pharm said:
Well, someone has been a lil devil
lolOne night this ugly chick and her 5ft tall buff boyfriend kept messing with me and beau so we waited for them to leave the bar, I ran and got car and blocked them in. Tried to get them out of car, kicking it in process. Then ended up letting them leave because we were worried the cops may have been called but followed them for quit sometime and threw a beer bottle at the back of the windshield (and it didn't break!!) They must of finally had enough and started to drive real slow with phone in there hand....so we took off. That was soooo stupid!!!
Another time I was talked into a wet t-shirt contest (which I would of never done sober) But the funny part was that most of these girls where strippers from another bar and came prepared with shinny thongs and huge platform shoes....Me in butterfly thongs and barefeet, still got 2nd place! lol
string_bean00 said:
poor kid just doesn't know
SURE, they are great people, if you don't fuck them over. As well as The Banditio's. I've the opportunity to meet a few banditio's and honestly they were really good peeps... But I've also the opportunity to know someone whom fucked them over and that was NOT pretty at all.
feisty11975
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I am sure I could contribute to this thread but I'll pass.
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alien amp pharm
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KSHARP01 said:
Whatev hoochie
i attempted to ride on the front hood and front bumper of my buddy's VW bug, holding on to the windshield wiper and schreeching like some dumbass urban cowboy, waiving my pearl white stetson hat at my fellow college students (most also drunk!)
i was doing fine until the damn fool (also drunk) driver deceided to actually stop quickly and completely for a stop sign, locking up all 4 tires doing so....i flew thru the air and skidded to a stop on my right palm and left knee cap, runining the best fitting pair of levis "cords" jeans i owned.
i still have a small scar on my palm and knee cap from this "incident".
i was doing fine until the damn fool (also drunk) driver deceided to actually stop quickly and completely for a stop sign, locking up all 4 tires doing so....i flew thru the air and skidded to a stop on my right palm and left knee cap, runining the best fitting pair of levis "cords" jeans i owned.
i still have a small scar on my palm and knee cap from this "incident".
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alien amp pharm
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rnch said:
Yeah, I hate fools who stop at stop signs. They are almost as bad as those idiots who park in parking spaces!
say that to my girlfriend, who wants to take a "body composition" class, 35 bucks and hour for naked pics, wtfKSHARP01 said:lol
I have boobs okay but I have never been the type to flop them out everywhere. Fiesty, you have been around me long enough to say that I am very conservative in that area, hell I doubt she has even seen clevage on me. I am a prude
feisty11975
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Those who have it, don't flaunt it...those who don't have it (KSHARP01 said:lol
I have boobs okay but I have never been the type to flop them out everywhere. Fiesty, you have been around me long enough to say that I am very conservative in that area, hell I doubt she has even seen clevage on me. I am a prude
) wish they had it to flaunt. Thats gonna be the best 5g's ever spent damnit!
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DannoMight
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blacked out on several occasions.
feisty11975
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mightymouse69 said:
druggie?
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Gambino
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blacked the fuck out and awoke with rather large members of the opposite sex
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Gambino
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an excuse for not being able to hold his liquorjnevin said:
feisty11975
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mightymouse69 said:
lol
feisty11975
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KSHARP01 said:
oh damn, how bout funnelling beer? Those were the days
feisty11975
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KSHARP01 said:I can't even drink beer anymore. I seem to tolerate my Seagrams better
I can't either. One or two but thats bout it. vodka and redbull or a good margarita
ponyfitness
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FEISTY11975 said:oh damn, how bout funnelling beer? Those were the days
Some guy brought a funnel to our Victoria Day weekend last year. It turned out really bad.
feisty11975
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brings back memories...funnelling = disasterponyfitness said:
hahaha
feisty11975
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KSHARP01 said:funnelling.........just the thought of it makes me want to hurl
yup...thats exactly what I did the last time I funnelled. ewwwwwwwwww
Raptorex
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jnevin said:
From a drug reference page:
"In general, Qualudes are very similar to alcohol and other depressants. Methaqualone combines both sedative and hypnotic properties. The drug produces depression of the central nervous system (a reduction in the heart and breathing rate and blood pressure) and the onset of its effects usually occurs within 10 to 20 minutes of ingestion and may last 6 to 10 hours when taken orally.
Small doses create a feeling of euphoria, relaxation, hornyness, and/or sleepiness. Larger doses can bring about depression, irrational behavior, poor reflexes and slurred speech.
Negative effects can include a high level of tolerance (you need more to produce the same feeling), reduced heart rate, reduced respiration, and reduced muscular coordination.
Some street names it has been sold as are Disco Biscuits, Down And Dirtys, Fuckers, Joe Fridays, Lemmon 714, Lemons, Lennons, Lovers, Ludes, Mndies, Mandrake, Q, qua, quaa, quack, Quad, Qualudes, Soaper, Supper, Vitamin Q, The Love Drug, Wallbangers, Whore Pills, and on and on and on...
Overdose by methaqualone is more difficult to treat than barbiturate overdose, and deaths have occurred.
Overdose Symptoms: Delirium, coma, restlessness, hyperreflexia, hypertonia, myoclonus, convulsions, tachycardia. Cardiac and respiratory depression occurs less frequently than with barbiturate poisoning. Cardiac and hepatic damage, bleeding, vomiting, renal insufficiency.
Management of overdose: Get the person to a hospital right away. Overdose death is usually due to lung, liver, kidney, or heart failure."
string_bean00
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FEISTY11975 said:
Hey people this is 2006
we dont call it funneling/funnels
they are beer bongs
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Kano
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had sex with a fat girl
string_bean00
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KSHARP01 said:
eh not a big deal
at least you know the concept, that's all you need
It's good in my world
I got talked into a wet tshirt contest once too. But I was butt sober.KSHARP01 said:Well, someone has been a lil devil
One night this ugly chick and her 5ft tall buff boyfriend kept messing with me and beau so we waited for them to leave the bar, I ran and got car and blocked them in. Tried to get them out of car, kicking it in process. Then ended up letting them leave because we were worried the cops may have been called but followed them for quit sometime and threw a beer bottle at the back of the windshield (and it didn't break!!) They must of finally had enough and started to drive real slow with phone in there hand....so we took off. That was soooo stupid!!!
Another time I was talked into a wet t-shirt contest (which I would of never done sober) But the funny part was that most of these girls where strippers from another bar and came prepared with shinny thongs and huge platform shoes....Me in butterfly thongs and barefeet, still got 2nd place! lol
I forgot that everytime I would get drunk in college at a party, Id feel compelled to steal something from the house as a souveneir. Like signs (college houses always have lots of street signs as decor) , small momentos, you name it. I had this collection of "shit I stole while wasted this semester" which was cool. My friends liked it. ONe time I found this large sticker (maybe a bumper sticker? forgot what it said) and i was drunk and thought I was funny and cute and i stuck that sumbitch on my stomach and would go around all night walking up to random people - lift up my shirt - and be like "lmaoooooooo look what I got"
how geigh.
how geigh.
string_bean00
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Smurfy said:
hahahahh
