whats so bad about doing 1g of test on your first cycle?

[Brett44444444]

wow, this post is just silly. Do you know what testosterone is? Are you aware that there are problems it causes that you cant cure by taking some other magic pill (liver, kidnies, etc.). You cant just jump into taking a gram of test, its like taking four shots of herione the first time you try it thinking you want to get as fucked as possible. The test isn't going to kill you, but it does a shitload more than just give you gyno, especially at a whole fucking gram a week.

Just think about it, there is a reason people over 300lbs (slobberknocker) don't even take that much. It just isn't a good idea. The experienced users here know a lot more about gear than you, trust me. Do whatever you want, but don't expect to get off scot-free in 25, or ever 5, years if you pull that silly shit now. You're going to send your health to hell in a handbasket.

 

[Juice Authority]

i don't see 1g being TOO much for the first cycle to be honest. i mean as long as he doesn't exceed 1g for his next cycle there is really no point in hassling him over it.
half the people posting on this are probably just thinking "man, this kid is gonna be so much bigger than me, i only had enough to do 250mg"
eat right, sleep right, train right
just don't exceed 1g and i think it'll be no big deal

What the fuck do you know? Great advice!

 

[bowling ball nutz]

I don't understand whats wrong with doing 1g of test on your first cycle. The gains will be greater than 500mg. You wont get shut down anymore than if you do 500mg (think about it, you are already completley shut down at 500mg, another 500 can't shut you down any further, length of cycle can but not amount). If gyno happens, anti-e's will take care of it (i have ldex and nolva on hand).

SO, whats wrong with 1g on a first cycle?

Your penis will invert and then you wil have a vagina!

 

[JibbyJabba]

i don't see 1g being TOO much for the first cycle to be honest. i mean as long as he doesn't exceed 1g for his next cycle there is really no point in hassling him over it.
half the people posting on this are probably just thinking "man, this kid is gonna be so much bigger than me, i only had enough to do 250mg"
eat right, sleep right, train right
just don't exceed 1g and i think it'll be no big deal

simply fucking stunning...

 

[Juice Authority]

simply fucking stunning...

Ignorance knows no boundaries.

 

[big pumper]

IMO, that is false. Specifically, with the word "everyone." you first cycle is your best, for sure, but I think a lot to most newbies get their biggest post-cycle crash on their first cycle - mainly due to inexperience.

maybe if by "maintain" you mean with another cycle.

Most newbies get huge on their first cycle. However, most of them are college kids, like this guy, who have been hard-pressed to deprive themselves of drinking and partying for the duration of their cycle. So... when they get off, they are ready to do some serious partying with their new badass body.

They don't know enough to know that post-cycle is the MOST crucial time. Even if they did, they don't have enough discipline to put out the effort it takes...

People...you mods especially... need to realize here that we are not arguing concepts with this kid. I understand what you all are saying. But if you read his posts, you can see that he has a cursory knowledge of AS, AT MOST. He is having trouble gaining off of a gram of test! I took 200mgs of Deca for 6 weeks my first cycle and gained 30lbs... this kid obvioulsy knows dick about training and diet. His next instinct is to throw in some slin...

Good Lord... stop telling him what he is doing is OK!

Let's discuss the concept of a gram a week for virgin receptors in another thread.

this has to be the most worthless post i have ever read in my life.

where do you get that i know nothing about post cycle recovery? did you just assume this because im 19? I think you are the fucking moron, how am i not gaining of 1g of test? did you read that thread, the test is bunk, i am not taking 1g of test but 0g of test, any idiot would realize that and the fact that you say a 19 year old can take 1g of test, eat 5000 cals (400g protein), train properly and sleep 10 hours a night shows me that you are the one who knows nothing about AAS, not me. Dont even say shit like i don't know what a calorie is, i have been working out for 4 years, what do you think i use gear and dont eat or train? you are an asshole, you don't know me so don't assume that i know nothing about training because of my age. don't assume that i dont know anything about AAS because i want to take 1g a week on my first cycle. how much gear i take has nothing to do with how i train, how i eat, or how much i know about AAS.

 

[JibbyJabba]

this has to be the most worthless post i have ever read in my life.

where do you get that i know nothing about post cycle recovery? did you just assume this because im 19? I think you are the fucking moron, how am i not gaining of 1g of test? did you read that thread, the test is bunk, i am not taking 1g of test but 0g of test, any idiot would realize that and the fact that you say a 19 year old can take 1g of test, eat 5000 cals (400g protein), train properly and sleep 10 hours a night shows me that you are the one who knows nothing about AAS, not me. Dont even say shit like i don't know what a calorie is, i have been working out for 4 years, what do you think i use gear and dont eat or train? you are an asshole, you don't know me so don't assume that i know nothing about training because of my age. don't assume that i dont know anything about AAS because i want to take 1g a week on my first cycle. how much gear i take has nothing to do with how i train, how i eat, or how much i know about AAS.

I'll venture a guess and say you probably got an 800 on the math portion of the SAT and a 430 on the verbal.

Understanding AS is much more complex than just memorizing steroid profiles. It requires a complex understanding of the science behind it. Given that you can hardly compose a coherent sentence, I am thinking you probably don't know too much about steroids really work. This is further substantiated by the fact that you are amazed that anyone would take issue with a 19 year old novice doing a gram of test... A FUCKING GRAM OF TEST!!!

Your choice to do so much test gives you the burden on proving you can handle doing so much gear... you have yet to say a thing to indicate that you know any more than someone who has done a google search on "steroids."

I think you should throw some slin in the mix... listen to JimmyJones... just use carbs when you feel hypo.

 

[big pumper]

hahah, if i posted a thread sayin "my first cycle 500mg a week of test" you wouldn't say shit about my knowledge of training, diet, etc. but when i come on and say "i want to take 1g of test for my first cycle" you call me an idiot and assume i dont train, and i plan on neglecting post cycle recovery. all because i said i want to take 1g of test, you assume all this shit. do you think i just decided "oh, i think i will take a gram of test cuz it sounds like a nice round number to me!!"

sorry but no one has yet to explain scientifically how i will gain the same amount from 500mg as 1g, will you gain the same from 400mg of deca as 800? im not talking about how much gear i need to grow, no one needs gear to grow. you can grow off 200mg, you can grow off winny but you wont grow as much as if you take 1g of test, understand?????????????????

more gear means more growth, for this reason i want to take 1g as opposed to 500mg. i dont want to take 1g to make up for the fact that i dont eat food and i dont like to workout, im taking 1g of gear to get bigger than if i took 500mg, does this make sense?

can you explain to me how i am going to damage myself doing 1g at 10 weeks, but i wont if i do 500mg at 10 weeks, i would like to know.

 

[Juice Authority]

this has to be the most worthless post i have ever read in my life.

where do you get that i know nothing about post cycle recovery? did you just assume this because im 19? I think you are the fucking moron, how am i not gaining of 1g of test? did you read that thread, the test is bunk, i am not taking 1g of test but 0g of test, any idiot would realize that and the fact that you say a 19 year old can take 1g of test, eat 5000 cals (400g protein), train properly and sleep 10 hours a night shows me that you are the one who knows nothing about AAS, not me. Dont even say shit like i don't know what a calorie is, i have been working out for 4 years, what do you think i use gear and dont eat or train? you are an asshole, you don't know me so don't assume that i know nothing about training because of my age. don't assume that i dont know anything about AAS because i want to take 1g a week on my first cycle. how much gear i take has nothing to do with how i train, how i eat, or how much i know about AAS.

Each time you post you are looking more and more like an ignorant fool who's sole motivation in pursuing this issue is for attention. Your mind is already made up on what you're going to do and how you're going to do it. If you don't want advice don't ask for it. You're like talking to a wall.

 

[JibbyJabba]

hahah, if i posted a thread sayin "my first cycle 500mg a week of test" you wouldn't say shit about my knowledge of training, diet, etc. but when i come on and say "i want to take 1g of test for my first cycle" you call me an idiot and assume i dont train, and i plan on neglecting post cycle recovery. all because i said i want to take 1g of test, you assume all this shit. do you think i just decided "oh, i think i will take a gram of test cuz it sounds like a nice round number to me!!"

sorry but no one has yet to explain scientifically how i will gain the same amount from 500mg as 1g, will you gain the same from 400mg of deca as 800? im not talking about how much gear i need to grow, no one needs gear to grow. you can grow off 200mg, you can grow off winny but you wont grow as much as if you take 1g of test, understand?????????????????

more gear means more growth, for this reason i want to take 1g as opposed to 500mg. i dont want to take 1g to make up for the fact that i dont eat food and i dont like to workout, im taking 1g of gear to get bigger than if i took 500mg, does this make sense?

can you explain to me how i am going to damage myself doing 1g at 10 weeks, but i wont if i do 500mg at 10 weeks, i would like to know.

Here is one reason why I think you are an idiot...

I know you're posting style...

You are writing in a rushed, stream of consciousness manner, with no concern for how what you are writing is viewed - this gives us insight into how your brain works - you are a confused, hyper idividual who probably has ADD.

As for your quesitons (I think there are some in there), they have already been answered, but you won't accept the answers

You have made up your mind. Now stop posting and start lifting.