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Whatever happened to Anya?

RottenWillow

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Hi folks,

Just wondered if anyone knew whatever happened to Anya, that stunningly gorgeous and stratospherically witty Mexican girl who used to post here? I've worshipped her from afar for the last year as I recognized I was unworthy of direct contact with her, but unfortunately I've havent been able to find any of her posts for almost 3 minutes now so I had to sign up to post this.

I scrub the bottom of a scum covered olympic sized swimming pool with my scrotum for just one more post from her. Please help!
 
she couldn't find a guy with a 12 inch dick that's thick as a coke can on the board to satisfy her so she is looking else where.
 
I heard a rumor that she suffered a back injury during a tragic taint measuring session, and will be laid up for some time. I wish her a speedy recovery. She has been missed.
 
anya said:
I'll flip you two like pancakes if you keep posting such nonsense on my thread.


well, its primarily that you made it quite obvious it was you who started the thread.

hence, nonsense will inevitably ensue.
 
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anya said:
Hi folks,

Just wondered if anyone knew whatever happened to Anya, that stunningly gorgeous and stratospherically witty Mexican girl who used to post here? I've worshipped her from afar for the last year as I recognized I was unworthy of direct contact with her, but unfortunately I've havent been able to find any of her posts for almost 3 minutes now so I had to sign up to post this.

I scrub the bottom of a scum covered olympic sized swimming pool with my scrotum for just one more post from her. Please help!


she tickled herself mesuring certain anatomy parts and tinkled
it was such a force it washed her down a storm sewer
poor lil chica

we now have a burn mark on the deck to remember her
 
d3track said:
she tickled herself mesuring certain anatomy parts and tinkled
it was such a force it washed her down a storm sewer
poor lil chica

we now have a burn mark on the deck to remember her

Wow.........an Anyaologist. :D
 
The Ejaculator said:
HUH? What?

Please explain... where he be?

dontgetanyanya gave his life so I could try out the Ultimate Weapon against alters:

MERGE USERS
:lightning :evil: :lightning
Works real good, as long as I remember to destroy the alter and not the "real" account.

(It would have been a shame if Anya had ended up with only three posts and a karma of 14, wouldn't it?)

And by the way... it's irreversible. :nopity:
 
Interesting... so you have a method of determining who has alters and who they are digger? Do share, we've been debating about who is an alter of who for a long time.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Interesting... so you have a method of determining who has alters and who they are digger? Do share, we've been debating about who is an alter of who for a long time.


The admins have always been able too.... the check Source IP addresses. Inevitibly someone will change handles while connected and the IP address for two handles will be the same.

Didn't know aobu the new 'Merge Users' weapon digger has...

But digger - be carefull. Don't be Merging everyone. Turd and I have the same IP - we sit behind the same firewall that I manage - and I know we ain't the same person.
 
The Ejaculator said:
The admins have always been able too.... the check Source IP addresses. Inevitibly someone will change handles while connected and the IP address for two handles will be the same.

Didn't know aobu the new 'Merge Users' weapon digger has...

But digger - be carefull. Don't be Merging everyone. Turd and I have the same IP - we sit behind the same firewall that I manage - and I know we ain't the same person.

Right, because the username BBFsNeighbor uses his own IP, but I have posted one time on his computer, so that was under the same IP. LoL Not the most effective method of finding alters, for examples like both of ours.
 
i just think anya wants everyone to think she's a bitch so no one hits on her. she turns beet red when you compliment her sweetly.

anya - what happened with the burn mark on the deck? i might've missed the end of that thread.
 
digger said:
dontgetanyanya gave his life so I could try out the Ultimate Weapon against alters:

MERGE USERS
:lightning :evil: :lightning
Works real good, as long as I remember to destroy the alter and not the "real" account.

(It would have been a shame if Anya had ended up with only three posts and a karma of 14, wouldn't it?)

And by the way... it's irreversible. :nopity:

Why merge the accounts? When did it become a TOS violation to create a second account, even if it is only for a joke?
What if someone get's tired of their established handle and wants to change, will you merge the new account the one they're trying to leave behind?

Is it a matter of wasting some disk space with the new account? I dont get it?
 
I think she got a bit freaked out when she found out how badly I wanted to drizzle caramella on her glistening body.
 
anya said:
Why merge the accounts? When did it become a TOS violation to create a second account, even if it is only for a joke?
What if someone get's tired of their established handle and wants to change, will you merge the new account the one they're trying to leave behind?

Is it a matter of wasting some disk space with the new account? I dont get it?


soon, we will all be one big account....we will all be assimilated under the anya handle....kind of like the borg....one living consciousness
 
jerkbox said:
soon, we will all be one big account....we will all be assimilated under the anya handle....kind of like the borg....one living consciousness

We will be Sh4adowAnya Collective.
 
anya said:
Why merge the accounts? When did it become a TOS violation to create a second account, even if it is only for a joke?
Some of us are beginning to think it needs to be one.
What if someone get's tired of their established handle and wants to change, will you merge the new account the one they're trying to leave behind?
Which question do I answer, the joke or the serious "I want to start over as a virgin" one?

What the heck, let's do both.

We've been getting positive feedback about stripping the anonymity from troublemakers -- the ones who get banned, come back, and get banned again. I've been looking into the toolbox to see what else it offers for "alter management."

Is it a matter of wasting some disk space with the new account? I dont get it?

Disk space is cheap. Try "playing with people's heads." That's a feature of course. People come here to have their heads played with. But the fact remains that some people do it well, some are clumsy, some are downright nasty about it. Some jokes are funny and some fall flat. Starting over isn't starting over if you keep both names active.

Merge Users is a tool, and we reserve the right to use it. That's not a commitment that we WILL use it every time we see an alter. It's our own little WMD for people who won't pay attention to anything less.

No doubt we'll still have alters; this is just a little reminder not to be smug about it. This test was not directed at you personally, Anya; I was looking for a volunteer and that first post just yelled "Hey! Over here!! Do me!!!"

Look at it this way; dontgetany didn't have any future, but now he'll live on as a legend.
 
digger said:
Some of us are beginning to think it needs to be one.

Which question do I answer, the joke or the serious "I want to start over as a virgin" one?

What the heck, let's do both.

We've been getting positive feedback about stripping the anonymity from troublemakers -- the ones who get banned, come back, and get banned again. I've been looking into the toolbox to see what else it offers for "alter management."



Disk space is cheap. Try "playing with people's heads." That's a feature of course. People come here to have their heads played with. But the fact remains that some people do it well, some are clumsy, some are downright nasty about it. Some jokes are funny and some fall flat. Starting over isn't starting over if you keep both names active.

Merge Users is a tool, and we reserve the right to use it. That's not a commitment that we WILL use it every time we see an alter. It's our own little WMD for people who won't pay attention to anything less.

No doubt we'll still have alters; this is just a little reminder not to be smug about it. This test was not directed at you personally, Anya; I was looking for a volunteer and that first post just yelled "Hey! Over here!! Do me!!!"

Look at it this way; dontgetany didn't have any future, but now he'll live on as a legend.

Hey are you suggesting dontgetanyanya fell flat? Digger that was comedy gold. GOLD. That was like Jan Brady and her make believe bf George Glass.

Oh I'll never be popular now!


Marsha....Marsha....Marsha...That's all I ever hear!!!!
 
digger said:
Some of us are beginning to think it needs to be one.

Which question do I answer, the joke or the serious "I want to start over as a virgin" one?

What the heck, let's do both.

We've been getting positive feedback about stripping the anonymity from troublemakers -- the ones who get banned, come back, and get banned again. I've been looking into the toolbox to see what else it offers for "alter management."



Disk space is cheap. Try "playing with people's heads." That's a feature of course. People come here to have their heads played with. But the fact remains that some people do it well, some are clumsy, some are downright nasty about it. Some jokes are funny and some fall flat. Starting over isn't starting over if you keep both names active.

Merge Users is a tool, and we reserve the right to use it. That's not a commitment that we WILL use it every time we see an alter. It's our own little WMD for people who won't pay attention to anything less.

No doubt we'll still have alters; this is just a little reminder not to be smug about it. This test was not directed at you personally, Anya; I was looking for a volunteer and that first post just yelled "Hey! Over here!! Do me!!!"

Look at it this way; dontgetany didn't have any future, but now he'll live on as a legend.




DAAAAMN
 
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