What Would You Name Your Band?

[uamaverick]

If you're in a band, then post your band name. If you've ever thought about being in a band, then post it up. I play leisurely in a band, and we've never given thought to what our name should be. We don't play gigs, it's just for fun. Our top picks:

Jemima McNiggatron (my suggestion, and also the current frontrunner)
Dudemachine
Beastburger
Roaring Beefcurtains

LOL we'd never get booked for a gig.

 

[SouthernLord]

Handjob Montana or Self Fellatio

 

[nimbus]

lmao @ these

 

[Mr. dB]

If I ever start a band, we'll be called "The Berks".

Look up "cockney rhyming slang" for the explanation.

 

[redshirt27se]

The Late Term Abortions
Skeeter McScab and The Fetus without a Dad
Ingrown Toenails

 

[uamaverick]

some more:

Urethra Franklin
Fatal Erection
Foreskin Fallacies
Obamalamadingdong
Faggotshoes
Huey Lewis and the Jews
Subliminal Pissflap
Wolfshirt

I got nothin' else...

 

[SouthernLord]

This is great

 

[BlueBird]

The same thing I'd name my football team; The Dancing Dali's.

 

[cindylou]

my FIL is in a band called Freddie and the Foreskins

 

[bakemeacookie]

Guns n Roses original name:

Drunk Fux.

c

 

[nangiggles]

The chixie dicks

 

[RADAR]

Shotgun riders

Skeleton Crew

the popcycles

 

[nimbus]

blackie chan
soggy biscuit
aidsface
drunk uncle

 

[Sub-Zero]

analocalypse

 

[ceo]

cunt puncher
stinky fingers

 

[ceo]

Gay Jesus

 

[cindylou]

Gay Jesus

dude.

 

[ceo]

dude.

wut?

Wouldn't that be a kick ass band name?

 

[cindylou]

wut?

Wouldn't that be a kick ass band name?

no. <<< I'm not giggling btw, not at all by any means I'm I giggling right now. I have a straight face. Not even smiling.

 

[ceo]

no. <<< I'm not giggling btw, not at all by any means I'm I giggling right now. I have a straight face. Not even smiling.

sorry, I didn't know you had a problem with gaiz.

 

[uamaverick]

Thought of a few more:

Scrotes McGoats
Ball Gravy Paradise
Sorostitute Mania
Diseased Orgasm
The Bodacious Buttholes

 

[Mr. dB]

Pontius Pilate & the Nail-Drivin' Five
Mogen David & the Grapes of Wrath

 

[nimbus]

sloppy seconds
needledick
cancerfeast
dirty gerbil
penile holocaust
rapehaven

 

[Stryker1992]

If you're in a band, then post your band name. If you've ever thought about being in a band, then post it up. I play leisurely in a band, and we've never given thought to what our name should be. We don't play gigs, it's just for fun. Our top picks:

Jemima McNiggatron (my suggestion, and also the current frontrunner)
Dudemachine
Beastburger
Roaring Beefcurtains

LOL we'd never get booked for a gig.

Uncle Ron's Funny Touches!

 

[Mr. dB]

Cthulhu and the Soul Eaters

 

[uamaverick]

LOL @ cancerfeast