What would Jesus say on ROIDS?

[Ulter]

I didn't know anyone else was using Jesus for AS. I think this is a source post but since the mods aren't deleting it... I buy a lot of stuff from Jesus, EQ in particular. He's got good prices and usually has stuff in stock. I am not sure but I think he brings it accross by San Diego.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Well they have a statue of Jesus at my church doing some kind of wide grip behind the neck pullup, he has great abs, but not much mass. I'd say he never worked his legs. He did hang around with 13 guys and live with his mom until he was 33, so I'd say he'd go more for the Men's Health look, not that there's anything wrong with that.
They say he could turn water into other compounds easy so he'd be a good guy to know.

 

[barbell265]

I agree with Zyg, religion is a hypocricy. Not saying that there isn't a supreme being because I do feel that there is a reason for everything. However, that being said, the reason may very well be a slight shift in temperature causing a change in molecular conformation bringing about the first complex protein in the primoridal soup. I think the basis for religion is simply a tolerance of our fellow man and forgivness. Also that there is something better after this life. All things that most people hope for, religion is the answer to an intelegent race of beings who need to place faith in a higher power when they are faced with adversity and need to believe in something to help them pull thru.

Now, I think Jesus would probably be doing an Equipoise, fina, anavar cycle to keep the ripped look while putting on some decent, lean mass. The almighty is cool with juice!

 

[drveejay11]

Hey bro....I can't answer your question but I feel for you when a bunch of asshole comments come flying your way without being deserved!

Here's MY take for what it's worth:
I don't believe AS are looked at as other drugs are! I believe Jesus acknowledges that AS are nothing more than ancillary support for one's desire to achieve optimal results. Results that include improving one's shape and overall health and well-being!
I believe Jesus would advocate the use of AS just as He would running, jogging, cycling, etc. These are also things that are used to achieve optimal physical form. My point of this is: AS do not destroy the body that God has blessed us all with but rather just promotes a better one! Conversely...I believe IMHO that Jesus would frown on drugs that would destroy you (coke, crack, etc.)
I believe that Jesus would look in the exact same light as nutritional supplementation: another ancillary way to self-improve! Just because one is more potent than the other....doesn't make one right and the other unacceptable!

As for all the sacreligious comments: I'll pray for you! What a sad sad life when there is NO belief in God! ...and an afterlife!
Sad sad sad!

 

[genarr3]

Better question would be what would jesus thing about dumb threads on the anabolic forum?

 

[rperry]

They say he could turn water into other compounds easy so he'd be a good guy to know.

well we can convert pellets in to AAS(fina). thats a pretty impressive feat! could go do that???

 

[Zyglamail]

Hey bro....I can't answer your question but I feel for you when a bunch of asshole comments come flying your way without being deserved!

Here's MY take for what it's worth:
I don't believe AS are looked at as other drugs are! I believe Jesus acknowledges that AS are nothing more than ancillary support for one's desire to achieve optimal results. Results that include improving one's shape and overall health and well-being!
I believe Jesus would advocate the use of AS just as He would running, jogging, cycling, etc. These are also things that are used to achieve optimal physical form. My point of this is: AS do not destroy the body that God has blessed us all with but rather just promotes a better one! Conversely...I believe IMHO that Jesus would frown on drugs that would destroy you (coke, crack, etc.)
I believe that Jesus would look in the exact same light as nutritional supplementation: another ancillary way to self-improve! Just because one is more potent than the other....doesn't make one right and the other unacceptable!

As for all the sacreligious comments: I'll pray for you! What a sad sad life when there is NO belief in God! ...and an afterlife!
Sad sad sad!

So your saying jesus would agree is AAS use? Hmm, I think he may say its vanity.....once again, its all a matter of inturpretation.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Well, since Jesus is my 'source' and all I have is through him...

I'd guess he has an actually understanding of AAS that exceeds the myth and stupidity that is rampant in the mass media perception of them. They are a potive benefit to health and well being. (I've never heard of Jesus being against improving your health.) Also, I've seen nothing in the Bible that would indicate any kind of an anti-pharmaceutical stance - unless you want to interpret things the Christian Scientist way... which to me is pretty dopey since Jim Henson wouldn't be dead dead dead right now if he had taken the 10 cent antibiotic that was available to him (and many others who have suffered needlessly for Christain Science.)

So, bro, basically - you are a man... not a prophet. This isn't something that I believe God is against in any way. It's something that you as a simple ignorant man raise questions about.

God is giving you a wonderful opportunity by sending you here. He's giving you a chance to rise above your ignorance.

Please, learn to use the SEARCH FUNCTION that he and his wonderful vessel George Spellwin have provided you.

 

[Diesel3d]

LOL what a funny question. I dont think god would look at roids as anything differnt from smoking and drinking. After all in his days they had wine.

 

[manny78]

Why would Jesus be against AAS ?....... last time I met him he turned my Gatorade into Deca-Durabolin.....