If jesus really existed(and that is highly debatable) he should have done a few cycles of tren or test. They wouldve never nailed him to that tree or cross. He would have kicked all there skinny punk asses.
But sadly I don't think jesus lacked the drive to do a cycle. He was always turning water to wine and we know what that would do to him if he was constantly cycling.
Turn the other cheek? Not on tren buddy. Forgive them father? More like get me down from this fuckin tree or i'm gonaa rain some fuckin lightning on your pagen asses.
The last supper? Hell no, meal 4 and I better have my protein shake at 8pm or there will be hell to pay.
Kiss me on the cheek to give me away to the soldiers. LOL Look buddy, ya kiss me for any reason and I'll turn you into a friggin frog and rain down locust on your mamas garden.
Look man I've gone without my tren for 3 fucking days and had to move a big fucking rock outta the way to get outta that fucking cave. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GEAR? Load up my syringe and lets go kick some roman ass. What you assholes sold all my gear to rent some whores?!??!?!?!? Well wheres my fucking clomid then, my nuts are smaller than that bitch ass judas's. NO CLOMID? ARRRGGHHH
Hey luke heres 50 silver peices go score me some pellets and a fucking kit.
Jesus on gear. LOL that should be a mad tv skit.