What would Jesus say on ROIDS?

[JibbyJabba]

I think it's in the bible that Jesus hates orals because his d-bols kept falling through the holes in his hands when he was counting out his dosages, but I'm not sure, I ever read the book because I heard it's not as good as the movie.

the utter disregard for good taste you used when making this comment had me laughing hysterically...excellent post.

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

this should directly answer the original question:

http://www.lysator.liu.se/~hakgu/film/Terminator3.mov

(might want to do "save target as" if you do not have a fast connection)

 

[Little Rage]

he would say...

"I knew I should have created these instead of resting on the 7th day"

 

[drveejay11]

So much disrespect.....even worse that it's Sunday!
Shame...shame....shame!

 

[monkeyballs]

I think Jesus was more into T-3 and DNP than AS.

 

[Iceburg]

So your saying jesus would agree is AAS use? Hmm, I think he may say its vanity.....once again, its all a matter of inturpretation.

Well if were gonna get philosophical....yes god would classify AS as a sin. Why? Remember this one...."thou shall worship no other gods before me".......Translation.....put nothing before Him.

God wants us all to put Him before everything....Juice, women, money, etc.
I guarantee that very little of us (myself included) if any, spend more time at church than we do at the gym, on the boards, starring at yourself in the mirror ...you get the picture.

Anything that we give presidence to before him is not what He would want.

I am not a bible beater but, this is my take on it.

Hey Warrior... if you really want to know what Jesus would say...just ask Him yourself.

 

[Zyglamail]

Well if were gonna get philosophical....yes god would classify AS as a sin. Why? Remember this one...."thou shall worship no other gods before me".......Translation.....put nothing before Him.

God wants us all to put Him before everything....Juice, women, money, etc.
I guarantee that very little of us (myself included) if any, spend more time at church than we do at the gym, on the boards, starring at yourself in the mirror ...you get the picture.

Anything that we give presidence to before him is not what He would want.

I am not a bible beater but, this is my take on it.

Hey Warrior... if you really want to know what Jesus would say...just ask Him yourself.

Once again, personal omturpretation. AFter all if your going to the gym competing in shows and making large image foryouself as a means to promote god, help youth with self esteme and promote the teachings of god, then would it be a sin?

My whole point is the world has changed so much since the times of jesus, that its nearly impossible to fathom what he would think. All of things in our dialy life nowdays were never even dreamed of back then and anyone who thinks that old school black and white rules can apply to everything in modern society have a lot to learn. I personaly think it all boils down to this, Simply be a good person with all things in moderation.", but hell thats just my opinion and doesnt mean shit.

 

[OAKBOX]

I think that it is clear what Jesus would say.

I have come to realize that if you follow Jesus' advice you will live happily forever. Think about it. ...you will never make enemies, you will never go to jail, you will never be hungry, you will never get the death penalty ...you will never be stressed out, etc..

Jesus followed his own advise and these thing happen to him...

 

[monkeyballs]

Jesus followed his own advise and these thing happen to him...

I think that's the joke bro.

At least I hope it is.

 

[drveejay11]

Bump....