What would Jesus say on ROIDS?

[FBI]

Personally I think religion is one of mans greatest hypocrisy's. SO many people talk the talk but few walk the walk. Most of religions content is open to preception and hence many will feel there is nothing wrong with AAS use. After all, look at that group of muscle men all the churches hire to go around from church to church and entertain people and promote drug free life styles. The rip phone books in half yet somehow cant rip the bible in half. Now, I dont care what anyone says, but those guys are juiced to the hilt. With that in mind, and the fact that they are kept in biz going from church to church all over the country leads me to beleive the church thinks AAS is just fine......or could it simply be a means to an and and a marketing tool where money is king and religion is second???

i've seen those guys, and they all admitted to juicing in the past, and yes some of them look like they still do. there was one though, the big fat one, and he walked in, introduced himself, said he had never done a drug in his life (for what it's worth, he looked like he had never done steroids), and sat down on the bench press and threw up 700 pounds like it was nothing. that was tight.

What would Jesus say about artifical fishing lures?

jesus told me he loves them, it brings sport to the game of fishing, and that people who use live bait are cheaters in fishing and in life, and that they are condemned to hell for eternity.

 

[drveejay11]

Well, since Jesus is my 'source' and all I have is through him...

I'd guess he has an actually understanding of AAS that exceeds the myth and stupidity that is rampant in the mass media perception of them. They are a potive benefit to health and well being. (I've never heard of Jesus being against improving your health.) Also, I've seen nothing in the Bible that would indicate any kind of an anti-pharmaceutical stance - unless you want to interpret things the Christian Scientist way... which to me is pretty dopey since Jim Henson wouldn't be dead dead dead right now if he had taken the 10 cent antibiotic that was available to him (and many others who have suffered needlessly for Christain Science.)

So, bro, basically - you are a man... not a prophet. This isn't something that I believe God is against in any way. It's something that you as a simple ignorant man raise questions about.

God is giving you a wonderful opportunity by sending you here. He's giving you a chance to rise above your ignorance.

Please, learn to use the SEARCH FUNCTION that he and his wonderful vessel George Spellwin have provided you.

Amen my man!!!

 

[MrDbol]

I think that it is clear what Jesus would say.

"If you don't need it to survive, don't do it, it is a sin and comes straight from Satan"

If you are healthy, there's no reason to jeopardize your health with AAS use.

I have come to realize that if you follow Jesus' advice you will live happily forever. Think about it. You won't get venereal diseases, you will never get sick, you will never make enemies, you will never go to jail, you will never be hungry, you will never get the death penalty, you will never get divorced, you will never be stressed out, etc..

 

[JibbyJabba]

I didn't know anyone else was using Jesus for AS. I think this is a source post but since the mods aren't deleting it... I buy a lot of stuff from Jesus, EQ in particular. He's got good prices and usually has stuff in stock. I am not sure but I think he brings it accross by San Diego.

For real...let's keep Jesus the secret of the privileged few who use him.

LMFAO!!!

 

[JibbyJabba]

Also...

as much as I don't want to contribute to a non-AS thread on this board... I must present what I believe to a be an excellent, but brief and succint, refutation of religious practices...go to:

http://www.objectivistcenter.org/objectivism/faqs/dkelley_faq-objectivism-compatible-religion.asp

It is an objectivist critique of religion... this being the ethical theory that I ascribe to... If you go to:

http://www.objectivistcenter.org

and read more about it, I think you'll find that its a theory that most people's actions (not necessarily their words or intents) are in accordance with.

Just thought I would pass this along to those on this board looking for a means of defining "good" without worship of a fictional being and self-immolation.

 

[Frackal]

I dont think Jesus really gives a fuck about AAS use

 

[C-Steele]

hehe... he has good stuff, not cheap... but the first one is free.

Steele

I didn't know anyone else was using Jesus for AS. I think this is a source post but since the mods aren't deleting it... I buy a lot of stuff from Jesus, EQ in particular. He's got good prices and usually has stuff in stock. I am not sure but I think he brings it accross by San Diego.

 

[JibbyJabba]

I dont think Jesus really gives a fuck about AAS use

indeed...dead people care very little about anything.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

I think it's in the bible that Jesus hates orals because his d-bols kept falling through the holes in his hands when he was counting out his dosages, but I'm not sure, I ever read the book because I heard it's not as good as the movie.

 

[The Almighty]

Muscular...you are an idiot.