what was your first job

[Sinister Minister]

mine at 16 was a pizza place
first 6 mos I was "up front" making pizzas or cooking them, perhaps running the register
then one night the dining room was a mess
so mgmt sent mike into the dining room
my dumb ass did such a good job
I'd build walls in my bus tray with 16 inch pizza pans and take out the whole dining room
equiped with multiple fresh clean cloths and wipe down the tables proper
well there after I was scheduled dining room, dish washing detail
had to to teach the blacks how it's done

U found your calling at a young age I see...

 

[Sinister Minister]

15 at a ford dealership in the make ready dept. Basically detailing new cars just sold on the weekends. The guy tht ran the dept was a jerkjob of all jerkjobs (even bigger than woot). His name was Jim Blunt and he had a desk in the middle of the shop and he'd kick back with his heels on it for 8hrs a day watchin us work. He'd always yell at someone caught not working "quit playin pocket pool asshole and shine that shit up!!" He was such a douche that he took off all the stall walls and doors off the shitters bc he figured nobody would take their time taking a shit in those kinda conditions... He had the super trooper mustache which made him 1 of those guys u could tell was a grade A asshole from the first sight of em... That job didn't last long at all thank god...

 

[pdaddyII]

15 at a ford dealership in the make ready dept. Basically detailing new cars just sold on the weekends. The guy tht ran the dept was a jerkjob of all jerkjobs (even bigger than woot). His name was Jim Blunt and he had a desk in the middle of the shop and he'd kick back with his heels on it for 8hrs a day watchin us work. He'd always yell at someone caught not working "quit playin pocket pool asshole and shine that shit up!!" He was such a douche that he took off all the stall walls and doors off the shitters bc he figured nobody would take their time taking a shit in those kinda conditions... He had the super trooper mustache which made him 1 of those guys u could tell was a grade A asshole from the first sight of em... That job didn't last long at all thank god...

Lol, he sounds fucking sweet

 

[Sinister Minister]

Lol, he sounds fucking sweet

Dude, he's one of those bosses that u love to hear about and laugh (all the while thanking god u don't work for him) but actually working for him for bout 6 months I can promise u there wasn't a fuckin thing sweet about him! I prayed everyday his wife would choke his ass out in his sleep

 

[nydj66]

At 16 I was a layout artist for a small print shop. Cheap owner called my high school newspaper advisor looking for a student with layout/design experience. Advisor recommended me. Turned out to be a cool job.

One day the owner asks me to make a delivery. I had ridden my motorcycle so he tosses me the keys to his VW Rabbit. On my way out he says, "Oh by the way, it's a stick". I'd never driven a manual before but I knew how to shift my cycle and I quickly found that if you peel out every time you take off, you don't stall out.

Don't know how many miles I took off the life of his clutch but he never mentioned anything to me about it.

 

[PICK3]

I worked in the customer service dept at a local smoothie shop

 

[WoodyO]

I got a tug job long before my 1st blow job

 

[Mr. dB]

mine at 16 was a pizza place
first 6 mos I was "up front" making pizzas or cooking them, perhaps running the register

Same here. Pizza place at age 16. It was a Shakey's.

We didn't have table service, and anyone could get stuck bussing tables and washing dishes, generally trainees.

 

[BlueBird]

Cleaning toilets at 12.

 

[just...v]

I was 10 or 11. Worked for my dad's companies filing and answering the phones.