What the hell...

[The Ranger]

Would ya rather we put our legs behind our heads and scoot across the carpet Buttercup...<wink>

Heh heh heh

Ranger

 

[tuc biscuit]

don't listen to anya, she pees in other girls belly buttons lol.

 

[The Ranger]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha....If so, she has a better aim than 99% of most guys.

Ranger

 

[Seashell]

Hehhehe! Tuc, nice avalumpar..

 

[TheProject]

I know this thread isnt really about ass scratching but pardon my tangent.


What the hell is it with guys and scratching their buttholes. Growing up with 2 older brothers I always figured it was just them but now I've been with the same guy for several months he's doing the same thing. Do you all have hemoroids or do you all just like getting your own poop skink on your fingers?

Okay, now this thread is officially hijacked.

For the record, I don't think I habitually scratch by butthole.

Ranger, how's scooting across the carpet working out for you? Got a bad case of rugburn yet?

 

[RottenWillow]

Okay, now this thread is officially hijacked.

For the record, I don't think I habitually scratch by butthole.

I know I jacked it, sorry! I hate when people do that to me.



Now returning to original covert topic.

 

[The Ranger]

Only on my knees my man, as for the other...well, her elbows are a bit burnt this fine morning...<evil wink>


Ranger

 

[OMGWTFBBQ]

Seashells new avatar no longer makes me want to punch her in the stomach. Now I just want to do horrendous things to her huge ass.

As for why I scratch my ass - I scratch everything. I pick my nose, my ears, my eyes, my ass, the area where my nuts and my legs ferociously rub together... and then I smell my hand/fingers afterwards.

I've never met a woman that didn't think it was disgusting. All the more reason to do it.
I think of it as a way of being aware of how I'm doing - it also helps build up my exposure to germs.

I also like to smell my own farts. But never on a first date.

 

[TheProject]

Only on my knees my man, as for the other...well, her elbows are a bit burnt this fine morning...<evil wink>


Ranger

lucky bastard...

 

[The Ranger]

What can I say, though it is kinda hard to watch TV at the same time....heh heh heh

Ranger