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TheProject
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What is it with these "old" members resurfacing, with thousands of posts, then when you look, they've got like 4 posts....
Hmmmmm.....
Hmmmmm.....
What the hell...
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TheProject
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Yes, yes I do.
TheProject
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OMGWTFBBQ said:
No, I think the worst part would be knowing it's someone else's poo.
onerepmaximum
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This thread is useless without naked pics of sexy women. Please see my thread about the new guidelines about posting in this forum.
OMGWTFBBQ
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TheProject said:
No way man. Knowing that it is my own makes it obvious that at some point this morning I was scratching my ass, and my ass is dirty enough to leave a smell on my hands (not to mention that I obviously don't wash my hands).
On the other hand, were it to smell like something that is so obviously not me - it would imply that my life is far more interesting and my hands actually grope the smelly parts of other peoples' asses.
To have a hand that smells of someone else's ass implies that you are worldly and popular.
Whereas I'm merely stuck with my own stench - alone and pathetically scratching at the nether-regions of my own genitals.
I know this thread isnt really about ass scratching but pardon my tangent.
What the hell is it with guys and scratching their buttholes. Growing up with 2 older brothers I always figured it was just them but now I've been with the same guy for several months he's doing the same thing. Do you all have hemoroids or do you all just like getting your own poop skink on your fingers?
What the hell is it with guys and scratching their buttholes. Growing up with 2 older brothers I always figured it was just them but now I've been with the same guy for several months he's doing the same thing. Do you all have hemoroids or do you all just like getting your own poop skink on your fingers?
The Ranger
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Would ya rather we put our legs behind our heads and scoot across the carpet Buttercup...<wink>
Heh heh heh
Ranger
Heh heh heh
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tuc biscuit
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don't listen to anya, she pees in other girls belly buttons lol.
The Ranger
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Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha....If so, she has a better aim than 99% of most guys.
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TheProject
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anya said:
Okay, now this thread is officially hijacked.
For the record, I don't think I habitually scratch by butthole.
Ranger, how's scooting across the carpet working out for you? Got a bad case of rugburn yet?
TheProject said:
I know I jacked it, sorry! I hate when people do that to me.
Now returning to original covert topic.
The Ranger
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Only on my knees my man, as for the other...well, her elbows are a bit burnt this fine morning...<evil wink>
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OMGWTFBBQ
brobe
Seashells new avatar no longer makes me want to punch her in the stomach. Now I just want to do horrendous things to her huge ass.
As for why I scratch my ass - I scratch everything. I pick my nose, my ears, my eyes, my ass, the area where my nuts and my legs ferociously rub together... and then I smell my hand/fingers afterwards.
I've never met a woman that didn't think it was disgusting. All the more reason to do it.
I think of it as a way of being aware of how I'm doing - it also helps build up my exposure to germs.
I also like to smell my own farts. But never on a first date.
As for why I scratch my ass - I scratch everything. I pick my nose, my ears, my eyes, my ass, the area where my nuts and my legs ferociously rub together... and then I smell my hand/fingers afterwards.
I've never met a woman that didn't think it was disgusting. All the more reason to do it.
I think of it as a way of being aware of how I'm doing - it also helps build up my exposure to germs.
I also like to smell my own farts. But never on a first date.
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The Ranger said:
lucky bastard...
The Ranger
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What can I say, though it is kinda hard to watch TV at the same time....heh heh heh
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tuc biscuit
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From Zero said:
what program are you doing those drawings on, I want to play lol
tuc biscuit said:
Honey please!
Tuc you had to ask how to send an email not 2 months ago. I dont see you drawing anything with a program.
The Ranger
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That old line still works??
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tuc biscuit
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anya said:
That is it, I'm gonna draw the best picture ever just to spite you.
tuc biscuit
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ok I've drawn a picture in microsoft paint, how do I copy it to here?
The Ranger
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Wipe the crayon marks off the screen first dipshit....heh heh heh
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tuc biscuit
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The Ranger said:
How very rich coming from you.
please tell me how lol
The Ranger
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How would I know...I am still looking for paint on my puter...Must be under it....<sigh>
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sh4dowf4lcon
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WIB
Tuc save the bmp file. Upload it to your gallery. Then just post it in the way you normally post images.
sh4dowf4lcon
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worst thread of the day
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DrDillio
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PIGEON-RAT
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my girl scratches my anus for me
