One time when I ordered protein from a company off the internet it didn't arrive after a week so I phoned up, they appologise and the guy says he will put in a freebie for me due to the delay. Now this got me excited, I was looking forward to this "mystery present", I figured it'd be a couple protein bars or a drink, maybe a magazine or something along those lines. I don't know why but I was anticipating this freebie more than the actual stuff I bought.
The day comes and with a big grin on my face I open up the parcel and imagine a look of total bewilderment as I realise my freebie is a "The matrix reloaded, playstation2 walk through book".
The penis weight belt > all though.