what the hell is this?

[t3c]

ok so i ordered a leather dipping belt from megafitness.com


they send me this thing...i dont even know what the fuck its for....

anyone have any idea on how to use it? its way too small to be a dipping belt

i opened up the package and was just laughing at the site of this thing...WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE USED FOR

this just pisses me off to no end for some reason...i wanted to use this tomorrow

 

[t3c]

oh i see what they did....these fucking guys sent me a leather dip belt accessory. i ordered a dip belt...no wonder this was cheaper. now i have to go through the hassle of sending this shit back to them

i ordered over the phone and asked for a dipping belt....so its not my fault

man

 

[jeremys]

LMAO!!!

 

[Lord_Suston]

lol, strenghten your sack, actually isd there a way to hook it to your normanl belt

 

[rjl296]

hang it off your weiner

 

[revexrevex]

owned by megafitness

 

[The_Eviscerator]

I have never seen one like that... but I think it would work by slipping it over your weight belt and then attaching weights to the chain... if you follow me. Pretty weak dipping belt... but it should work.

 

[IronLion]

definately a penis stretcher/dip belt

 

[JOKER47]

definately a penis stretcher/dip belt

 

[The_Eviscerator]

definately a penis stretcher/dip belt

Actually I may order one of those... it would be cool to slip my cock and balls through the leather while hanging a 45 pound plate off my crank as I do my jelqing exercises... what was that website?

 

[t3c]

i just got 10 pms from the ladies of elitefitness begging me to post pictures with my new penis mightier

revex i got your pm too bro...no can do

 

[revexrevex]

BRO PLEASE! IM SEXUALLY FLUSTRATED AS IT IS

 

[Lord_Suston]

i just got 10 pms from the ladies of elitefitness begging me to post pictures with my new penis mightier

revex i got your pm too bro...no can do

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I think I just pissed my pants on this one

 

[DrBones]

i just got 10 pms from the ladies of elitefitness begging me to post pictures with my new penis mightier

revex i got your pm too bro...no can do

Bwa haha

 

[louden_swain]

I sure hope Nobby isn't watching the boards!!!

You may have given Nobby a new idea. . .after all he likes chains!!

 

[t3c]

I sure hope Nobby isn't watching the boards!!!

You may have given Nobby a new idea. . .after all he likes chains!!

the only thing touching this dip belt is my nobby

 

[Exodus]

thats a dipping belt for sure dude.

just for that little leprachan thats selling DNL (7up upside down) on the commercials.

X

 

[louden_swain]

I think I can put that thing into use. . . . . looks like a good chain for a dog leash. . . you can use the leather as a gripper.

 

[StRoNg_WoN]

Geez that was good... thanks for the laugh...

What happened to that Nobby guy and his sidekick anyway... that was some funny shit...

 

[thebrute]

what the hell?!? that would make me laugh and at the same time be pissed too!! make sure they didn't make a mistake bro..if they did..return the shit!! tb

 

[Zander1983]

revex bor, you just got owned.

 

[Yarg!]

Did you by any chance order the "Asian" version of the dip belt?

 

[needsleep]

One time when I ordered protein from a company off the internet it didn't arrive after a week so I phoned up, they appologise and the guy says he will put in a freebie for me due to the delay. Now this got me excited, I was looking forward to this "mystery present", I figured it'd be a couple protein bars or a drink, maybe a magazine or something along those lines. I don't know why but I was anticipating this freebie more than the actual stuff I bought.

The day comes and with a big grin on my face I open up the parcel and imagine a look of total bewilderment as I realise my freebie is a "The matrix reloaded, playstation2 walk through book".

The penis weight belt > all though.

 

[queena_82]

Too funny!!!!