What should I do to lose 100lbs in one week?

[AAP]

I need to get down to the 155lb range. Because I am going to Vegas to join the Ultimate Fighter show and kick the living shit out of that Junie bitch for annoying the piss out of me every week.

God I hope the guy next week just puts his teeth down his throat. You can tell from the way he acts, he is one of these "bad asses" you see at the gym wearing tapout gear and shadow prancing the mirror between sets on the pec dec.

 

[bw1]

Send pick3 to the weigh in and then switch with him right before the fight

 

[stilleto]

fiberone cereal?

 

[JR76]

fiberone cereal?

LOLOL Certainly will clean you out. Wait! Are you implying that AAP is full of shit?? lol

 

[walliwalibus]

no way LOL................

 

[-Ariel-]

I just ordered lipostim....
Just wanted to share with the solid peeps in this thread.

 

[Chrisco915]

100lbs in a week?

Easy......mix Speedballs with Crystal Meth.

 

[Tatyana]

Cut off your testicles.

 

[Chrisco915]

Testicle decapitation?????? Those must be some huge balls.

 

[dabuffguy]

Cut off your testicles.

damn, beat me to it.

I was gonna say "cut off your dong" but you already took "nuts"