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What pets do you have?

jack sparrow

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I'm thinking of getting some kind of pet...something that doesn't stink, make noise, or have airborne dander. Also, I need to be able to travel with said pet. Throw me some ideas.
 
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Fish would be to hard to travel with...but the snake is sounding pretty good. What do they eat? Live mice?
 
jack_schitt said:
Them potbelly pigs are cool. My bor-in-law has one.
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They are decidedly NOT cool unless you have a barn. They are very smart and VERY DESTRUCTIVE. They will eat the damn drywall off the studs in your house...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
They are decidedly NOT cool unless you have a barn. They are very smart and VERY DESTRUCTIVE. They will eat the damn drywall off the studs in your house...lol.
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Ok, then thats out.
 
jack_schitt said:
Fish would be to hard to travel with...but the snake is sounding pretty good. What do they eat? Live mice?
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Yeah, fish are impossible to travel with ...

Reptiles can't be owned or brought into every state, you need an exotics license, the laws vary from state to state. I also think they don't travel well but I could be wrong. Bear in mind, reptiles are incapable of affection. They eat what you teach them to eat, and there are alternatives; if they grow up eating "non live" food that's what they will eat.

jack_schitt said:
...something that doesn't stink, make noise, or have airborne dander. Also, I need to be able to travel with said pet. Throw me some ideas.
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The only animals that really enjoy travel is dogs (although some rats can get pretty good at it but they have terribly short lives). You wouldn't be a good pet owner, dear, mainly because the vast majority of animals do not enjoy travel. Are there exceptions to the rule, YES, but do you know if any given animal is going to enjoy this activity under any given situation, NO. They aren't people, they lack frontal lobes, you cannot reason with them.
 
jack_schitt said:
I'll keep the little guy from barking...lots of peanut butter :)
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Heatherrae will handle that. She has her own method of feeding peanut butter to house pets...
 
I have a cat, the fellow seen in my avatar.

Cats are fun low-maintenance pets, but they don't travel well at all. A dog will stick by your side when you travel, but a cat will run away. They're territorial, and frightened by change. They don't even like riding in the car.
 
Mr. dB said:
I have a cat, the fellow seen in my avatar.

Cats are fun low-maintenance pets, but they don't travel well at all. A dog will stick by your side when you travel, but a cat will run away. They're territorial, and frightened by change. They don't even like riding in the car.
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They aren't fond of baths in the kitchen sink either from what I recall.
 
I love my fish! I just wish they'd stop eating each other. I have a stray cat you can have, lives on my property. Also have a raccoon if interested. He's a good coon, lives up in the tree and never gets into my trash.
 
Yeah it's National Geographic in my back yard. Couple weeks ago I walk out my back door and a fucking possum is standing there, those things are ugly! Now I know why they only come out at night, they're slow as fuck. I could have easily caught him, but I think I was afraid of him more than he was of me. Plus I'd never harm an animal (unless I'm gonna eat it), I'd harm a human before an animal.
 
jack_schitt said:
They aren't fond of baths in the kitchen sink either from what I recall.
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Nor do they need them. They groom themselves.
 
jack_schitt said:
The racoon sounds pretty cool...them things are pretty funny.
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If you raise it from a bottle-fed infant, a raccoon can be a docile, friendly pet.

However, they have two problems -- they're smart, and they have hands. Imagine a smart cat with hands. When you're home, the raccoon is all warm and fuzzy and curls up in your lap and purrs while you pet it. Then when you leave it tears up your fucking house. It can get into the kitchen cabinets and the refrigerator, and can open most kinds of food containers.
 
snakes only eat ever 3-7 days and sometimes longer. you can put them in a pillowcase when you travel like jake the snake roberts did. plus they don't poop often either.
 
I have a couple of dogs.

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coons are fun, if bottle fed and spaid(spl?), if not they can get really mean. you will never have another pet like it either.
 
yorkies are great pets
no dander or shedding, small feces, little noise
easy to travel with, awesome pets
 
This fucker is relentless! But unfortunately for him so am I. Die spammers die!!! (and yes Digger I reported it:))
 
PuddleMonkey said:
This fucker is relentless! But unfortunately for him so am I. Die spammers die!!! (and yes Digger I reported it:))
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And now you look like a fool because the offending posts are gone, but the board is absolutely peppered with carbon copy messages from you just like the one above.
 
Mr. dB said:
And now you look like a fool because the offending posts are gone, but the board is absolutely peppered with carbon copy messages from you just like the one above.
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But will you still love me is the question
 
a plant. it relieves stress and you can travel and it will be fine!
 
bunnies, easy to toilet train and dont make much mess. And you can leave them alone for the weekend with the only repercussions being some pangs of guilt.

on the downside they do like to eat carpet (but who doesn't?)
 
A horse walks into the bar and the bar tender says, why such a long face.

I have a German Shepard Dog, but my exwife won't let me have him back.
 
Turd Ferguson said:
A horse walks into the bar and the bar tender says, why such a long face.

I have a German Shepard Dog, but my exwife won't let me have him back.
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so the horse had a pet german shepard and lost it in the divorce?

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jack_schitt said:
Now thats going in my sig.
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awesome..
I did not even notice people were talking about monkeys. I barely made it to page 2 before I said that a monkey would be cool..I went to the zoo with the kids and they had the coolest kinds..Spider monkeys and weird exotic kinds like that...I want one!
 
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