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What makes you a "bad" catch?

biteme

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I'm a nosy mother fucker and I won't to know everything about you, who you've fucked and every detail, all about your childhood, and I'll snoop thru your shit too. Let me think of more.
 
i pace and fidget alot
pessimistic bastard at times
my daily schedule is a mess and i can't keep a routine for the life of me
way too analytical for my own good
when things aren't going well for me i shut off everybody

and i'm an asshole
 
cal_21 said:
I'm a piece of shit.


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I don't like to do stuff that women like to do. I'd rather stay around the house most of the time.. I hate shopping, and I don't like to socialize much. And if your friends get on my nerves, I can't pretend that they don't. And I bitch at people when I'm driving.
 
biteme said:
I don't like to do stuff that women like to do. I'd rather stay around the house most of the time.. I hate shopping, and I don't like to socialize much. And if your friends get on my nerves, I can't pretend that they don't. And I bitch at people when I'm driving.
wtf ur not leaving us anything :chomp:
 
I don't take my guard down very easily. Most of the time I can't even tell it's here either...that's how bad it is lol.
 
hmmmm...

I have an infant, and that takes most of my time.
I think 99% of men are worthless pieces of dog shit.
If you date me, I'll likely spend all your money...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
hmmmm...

I have an infant, and that takes most of my time.
I think 99% of men are worthless pieces of dog shit.
If you date me, I'll likely spend all your money...lol.


I got .52 cents.
 
heatherrae said:
I want a candy bar :qt:



See what I mean? lol.

If we can play, I'll show you mine if you show me yours! Last time I played that game I was 8 years old.
 
Will never get married (unless they change the laws here and I can get a real pre-nup)

Will most likely never have kids (again unless they change divorce laws and not before I get all the "toys" I want)

I love money

I still roll' and go to raves 1-2x/month

I watch porn

I play games on my computer

I still talk to some ex-fuckfriends
 
I can be a demanding sonofabitch
When I'm really fucking pissed, I need you to leave me the hell alone (chicks aren't very good at that for the most part and don't really appreciate it)
If we're having an arguement and you are not being logical I can flip way too easily and say some bad shit
I work too much
Do not expect me to be friends with your friends
I don't look at marriage as a foregone conclusion
I've cheated on every relationship I've ever had
I tend to get bored and "grass is greener" after a few months or so
I don't give a fuck about politics, musci played on the radio, American Idol, or Britney Spears. Do not expect me to engage you in "conversation" about anything pop culture related.
I have to sleep with the fan blasting at all times. And yes, I realize this can dry your vagina out when we have teh fuck.
I am not wearing a condom....ever
I probably slept with your best friend at some point
 
I'm VERY demanding in my professional and personal life.
I hate clutter and mess. My pantry is in aplha order. My closets are in order by season and color. If YOU get anything outta place-The wrath of Kahn would be far better than what I got coming your way.
I like facts. I want just the facts and no bullshit. If I smell bullshit-You're history. I am not very forgiving in some instances too.
I hate sitting still. If you are not into keeping up with me, you better understand I'm not gonna sit with you.
I can be very selfish with my free time during sailing season! Hey, I make up for it during the off season!

I could prolly list more..lol
 
Im hard to live with,I can be grumpy if I dont get enough sleep/food, or if I had a bad day at work,and women always bug about whats wrong then bitch when your grumpy.

I also procrastinate doing shit around the house

freak out on stupid drivers

hog the bed

but I think I have double the quality traits to make up for these
 
Females only:
If I'm not interested in what is being said I don't hear a thing after about 30 seconds, it gets me in trouble when asked, "what do you think?"

passive agressive, leads to thermonuclear meltdown when critical mass is reached, then it's Katy bar the door till I get it all out of my system, should just say, "I
don't agree because..."
 
I'm not a "bad catch", but my worst quality is my "blindness". Technically, I may not be legally blind, but that's how I live.

Sooo many things get fucked up when you can't see right.


Oh, and I beat my wife. Not sure if that matters.

jk about that last part.
 
txbondsman said:
Females only:
If I'm not interested in what is being said I don't hear a thing after about 30 seconds, it gets me in trouble when asked, "what do you think?"

This has happend to me soooooooo many times. I always here, "you were'nt even listening to what I was saying were you?"
 
I'm loud
opinionated
obcessive
and driven that means you are important, but i have a life
and i still do "pull my finger" with little kids..
 
bw1 said:
This has happend to me soooooooo many times. I always here, "you were'nt even listening to what I was saying were you?"

LOL, then I try and say something was distracted me, and make it important, doesn't work anymore. Bish should just get to the point and STFU...
 
txbondsman said:
LOL, then I try and say something was distracted me, and make it important, doesn't work anymore. Bish should just get to the point and STFU...


Bro, even God himself couldn't make that happen. I have literally been to the point where no more words could fit in my ears they were just bouncing off
 
I have an insane bastard for an ex husband whose only purpose in life is to fuck me and anyone associated with me. He just won't die.

I have chronic health issues that are incredibly unsexy, cause me to feel ill often and will lead to my demise.

I have short-term memory loss and get lost chronically. :lmao:
 
I cant park
I Make you watch tv with me
I am very affectionate which is annoying to some people
I will win every argument I want to win
I have a crazy evil twin sister
I leave all the kitchen cabinets open
 
i'm too competitive, i work too many hours, i worry too much about what my body looks like, i get pissed real easy sometimes. . .
 
i leave my shoes all over the house
I hate doing laundry
I need some quiet time every day
i'm bad with directions and get lost all the time.
i have a lot of hair products and lipgloss.
 
I'm cynical.
I have some pretty unpopular world opinions that the vast majority of girls (at least western) could have a problem with.
My life is more structured and disciplined than most women would be willing to deal with.
I don't have any vices, including sex. So women who think they could use that as leverage to take the upper hand would be out of luck.
 
Work too many hours per day
Sex maniac (though when in relationship 100% faithful)
Messy & Scatterbrained in my personal life
Tend to be possessive (It's a Scorpio thing, like the sex maniac part)
I'm church people (gay menz don't tend to like this)
Rap sheet a mile long (just kiddin') ;)
 
cindylou said:
I cant park
I Make you watch tv with me
I am very affectionate which is annoying to some people
I will win every argument I want to win
I have a crazy evil twin sister
I leave all the kitchen cabinets open



bwahahaha... i do the same thing. i always forget to close them while fixing something to eat
 
stilleto said:
i leave my shoes all over the house
I hate doing laundry
I need some quiet time every day
i'm bad with directions and get lost all the time.
i have a lot of hair products and lipgloss.

I don't think there's a person on the planet ( except the mentally handicapped) that has a poorer sense of direction than me... My friend used to say that I've been coming to his house for 10 years and still have to ask for directions how to get there... LOL.. Not too much of an exaggeration.. I don't understand it and it's frustrating.
 
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