just get the fucking 335i coupe. it's available in AWD starting with the 08 model year, which is out now.
it's nicer-looking than any other shitbird mentioned here (i didn't look every post, so that could be wrong, but no.), and it's a fairly nice performer. all things considered, it's hot.
i don't have one yet because i'm lame and lost the drive to pursue one after i decided that i wanted a mint condition used (private seller) 07 with a certain config that isn't easy to find.