Biteme has an IQ of 200 (average of three tests) he stands 7"0, weighs 400 lbs and has 2% bf (year round). He has a 12 inch thick penis and drives an extended Hummer with spinning platinum rims. His raw powerlifting total is 3000 lbs and he pulls in around 8000.000 dollars each year, tax deducted.
Furthermore his booty call book includes several contemporary playboy models, several teen pop singers and a few porn stars.
After he quit his succesful modelling job, in need of a greater intellectual challenge, he started an agency advising people on a wide spread of issues, including economics, politics, sports, art and science. Most of his clients have gone on to be in the top of their field.
This one time this really big guy wearing a ninja suit and a karate black belt gave biteme a look, and biteme just kicked his ass until he was bleeding from all holes and crying right there on the spot in front of everyone. Then everyone was like, DUDE! Biteme is the baddest motherfucker ever. Then they all felt in awe but this was followed immediately by a stinging sensation of obvious inferiority.