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What is your favorite seat in a airplane?

Aisle seat. I would pick window seat if I could fall asleep on a plane, but I never can. Only time I was able to was when I got a British Airways cabin seat uptop on a Jumbo Jet, that shit was nice, had a bed.
 
I'm responding to every single thread on the front page of C&C, just for the hell of it. I need the post count anyway.
 
My favorite seat is next to that very sexy blonde

However, I am usually stuck between 2 huge fat people with their fat layers laying on my lap. The frigging airplane has to be trimmed just for that, otherwise the plane will crash to one side.
 
that cool seat right next to the partition between economy and business/1st class. you cant see the TV screen from there, so they have their own right in front of you, and the seat is a standalone - no one left or right

that flight was bliss, compared to the usual mental asylum escapees they put me next to...like the vietnam helicopter pilot with the metal plate in his head, who had pulled a drunken all nighter and couldnt resist telling me about the prostitute he bought...he was 60 and smelled really bad, hope she got paid really well...or the fat guy with the BO....uuuuurrrrrgh change the subject
 
GoldenDelicious said:
that cool seat right next to the partition between economy and business/1st class. you cant see the TV screen from there, so they have their own right in front of you, and the seat is a standalone - no one left or right

that flight was bliss, compared to the usual mental asylum escapees they put me next to...like the vietnam helicopter pilot with the metal plate in his head, who had pulled a drunken all nighter and couldnt resist telling me about the prostitute he bought...he was 60 and smelled really bad, hope she got paid really well...or the fat guy with the BO....uuuuurrrrrgh change the subject

I had an overseas flight surrounded by a Czeck family that was going back to celebrate the liberation of their family lands.. er.. ok. 8 of them and me in the middle seat and a couple of half gallon bottles of BlackVelvett whisky. That was lovely flight.
 
ChefWide said:
I had an overseas flight surrounded by a Czeck family that was going back to celebrate the liberation of their family lands.. er.. ok. 8 of them and me in the middle seat and a couple of half gallon bottles of BlackVelvett whisky. That was lovely flight.
any cute ones? ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
any cute ones? ;)


If she shaved and got rid of that Aaron Neville sushi sized thing on her eyelid, sure.. in a kind of Henny Youngman way.
 
ChefWide said:
If she shaved and got rid of that Aaron Neville sushi sized thing on her eyelid, sure.. in a kind of Henny Youngman way.

...like a Czeck on wire, like a bird on a tree...........

eeeee :worried:





DIV

:chomp:
 
curling said:
And nobody say the exit aisle seat. That is a no brainer. I am talking about the middle the aisle seat or the window seat.

My favorite is the aisle seat for these reasons.

1. At least your shoulder and foot is free unless someone is walking by.
2. IF you have to pee you don't have to worry about waking someone up to do so.
3. If there is a terrorist that you could kill painfully it is easier from the aisle seat than a window seat.
4. If there is goodlooking stewardesses the scencery is better from the aisle.


I hate flying so there is no favourite seat but I prefer and always mention it when I book my planeticket to be seated on the aisle seat on the wings as I feel the turbulance less there!
 
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