What is your favorite seat in a airplane?

[BUBBLES]

However, I am usually stuck between 2 huge fat people with their fat layers laying on my lap. The frigging airplane has to be trimmed just for that, otherwise the plane will crash to one side.

thanks, now I will be thinking about the plane tilting over every time I fly near a fat person.... my anxiety will escalate to an even higher level than it was

they better seat me next to a hot guy (that way we can cause our own turbulance ) , on the aisle, near a TV on the wings!!!!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

If she shaved and got rid of that Aaron Neville sushi sized thing on her eyelid, sure.. in a kind of Henny Youngman way.

lol a simple 'nope' would ahve done

only once did i ever sit next to a hottie......and her boyfriend

i was like "yes!"

then he came along, and i started booing

"boooooo! this is buuuullshit!!!!"

voodoo airline bastards, why cant good things happen to me? like the time they accidentally gave me 2 meals

 

[ChefWide]

lol a simple 'nope' would ahve done

only once did i ever sit next to a hottie......and her boyfriend

i was like "yes!"

then he came along, and i started booing

"boooooo! this is buuuullshit!!!!"

voodoo airline bastards, why cant good things happen to me? like the time they accidentally gave me 2 meals

I am capable of a simple 'nope'.... as if, Bushie!

... and you consider two airline meals a 'good thing'? Therapy time.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I am capable of a simple 'nope'.... as if, Bushie!

... and you consider two airline meals a 'good thing'? Therapy time.

told you before that i was a simple person, with ordinary expectations

when you have a 65 year old vietnam vet who insists on grabbing your hand to rub it against the metal plate in his skull, breathing his whisky breath all over you, and regaling you with his stunning blackjack win and masterful dicking of an asian prostitute, all the while being so drunk that the crew refuses to give him any more alcohol and insisting that he had been "fighting for this joint before all you cunts came out of your mothers joint" AND provoking the idiot essential herb therapist next to me to tell me about her essential oils which are essentially essential, which is what is so essentially good about them, AND when youre finally pretending to read a book, youre dying to go to the toilet but refuse to take your eyes off page 434 because that bastard will start talking to you again, so you sit there dancing the "need to do a number 1" shuffle, when the crew stuffs up and gives you 2 chicken teriyaki's to eat all by yourself in peace and quiet, you call it a damn good flight!

its all relative, mang. me, i love the little things. i can count on little things to stay little, not give me a hard time, not get out of control, and generally be nice.

see what i mean?

 

[DIVISION]

told you before that i was a simple person, with ordinary expectations

when you have a 65 year old vietnam vet who insists on grabbing your hand to rub it against the metal plate in his skull, breathing his whisky breath all over you, and regaling you with his stunning blackjack win and masterful dicking of an asian prostitute, all the while being so drunk that the crew refuses to give him any more alcohol and insisting that he had been "fighting for this joint before all you cunts came out of your mothers joint" AND provoking the idiot essential herb therapist next to me to tell me about her essential oils which are essentially essential, which is what is so essentially good about them, AND when youre finally pretending to read a book, youre dying to go to the toilet but refuse to take your eyes off page 434 because that bastard will start talking to you again, so you sit there dancing the "need to do a number 1" shuffle, when the crew stuffs up and gives you 2 chicken teriyaki's to eat all by yourself in peace and quiet, you call it a damn good flight!

its all relative, mang. me, i love the little things. i can count on little things to stay little, not give me a hard time, not get out of control, and generally be nice.

see what i mean?

^^^shove it back in your punny!





DIV

 

[AAP]

sounds like a bunch of ya'll fly coach.

 

[DEEZPAZ]

the bathroom joining the mile high club!!!

 

[Robert Jan]

Next to wherever the hot girl is sitting obviously

 

[PatsFan34]

Very last row of the plane, window fo sho.

Usually, the survivors of a plane crash are seated in the back of the plane!!