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What is the general conception on foreplay?

hanselthecaretaker

hanselthecaretaker

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Have you ever been with a chic who just wanted to fuck? Of course you have. Why? Because it makes sense. The last chic I was with my age (28) actually mocked being made love to and routinely tired of the foreplay I tried in favor of the D soon after. Maybe the busy life of a single mom adds some additional cred to this mantra more than others but after the first time with a sexually mature chic in general, it seems foreplay takes a short-lived back seat to the main event. I can understand some kissing rubbing, and maybe some oral beforehand but the older you get with the more stresses of everyday life the more you want to just cut the bullshit and get down to it.
 
What about when she tells you "I wanna fuck" before you even do anything. I think it could also depend on timing and obviously the girl's mood, but my original post holds true. Foreplay's greatest use is only when the girl isn't already in the mood and you're trying to get her there.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
What about when she tells you "I wanna fuck" before you even do anything. I think it could also depend on timing and obviously the girl's mood, but my original post holds true. Foreplay's greatest use is only when the girl isn't already in the mood and you're trying to get her there.
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i've experienced exact same, they take cock and insert into pussy, honestly i like to tell myself 'are they really being satisfied'? but if not eventually they will stop and tell you, hanselthecaretaker take the good while the going is good
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Uh... odds are you weren't doing the oral right sweetcheeks. Women love that shit when done right :)
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This is the correct answer.
 
I hate to break this, but sometimes when women really aren't in the mood and we are preoccupied with all the stuff that we have to do and how little time we have to do it, we will pretend to just want a cut-to-the-chase quicky so that you can get off, we can pretend that we did, and then we can get back to doing the laundry.

:whatever:

If women are being honest, they will admit it...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
I hate to break this, but sometimes when women really aren't in the mood and we are preoccupied with all the stuff that we have to do and how little time we have to do it, we will pretend to just want a cut-to-the-chase quicky so that you can get off, we can pretend that we did, and then we can get back to doing the laundry.

:whatever:

If women are being honest, they will admit it...lol.
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You just wait till you start dating again.

You have got to be quick about it. You never know when the baby sitter is going to call because your child is being a brat, got sick, stuck a bean up his nose or some other crazy shit! LOL
 
covergrl80 said:
You just wait till you start dating again.

You have got to be quick about it. You never know when the baby sitter is going to call because your child is being a brat, got sick, stuck a bean up his nose or some other crazy shit! LOL
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LOL...and the men think that we just want their weiner so much that we can't wait through the foreplay. Hee hee hee.
 
heatherrae said:
LOL...and the men think that we just want their weiner so much that we can't wait through the foreplay. Hee hee hee.
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HA HA just like when a man thinks there tearing shit up during sex, until they watch a kid come out!!! There goes there manhood
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Have you ever been with a chic who just wanted to fuck? Of course you have. Why? Because it makes sense. The last chic I was with my age (28) actually mocked being made love to and routinely tired of the foreplay I tried in favor of the D soon after. Maybe the busy life of a single mom adds some additional cred to this mantra more than others but after the first time with a sexually mature chic in general, it seems foreplay takes a short-lived back seat to the main event. I can understand some kissing rubbing, and maybe some oral beforehand but the older you get with the more stresses of everyday life the more you want to just cut the bullshit and get down to it.
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that's why old chicks rock in bed. No bull shit.
 
covergrl80 said:
HA HA just like when a man thinks there tearing shit up during sex, until they watch a kid come out!!! There goes there manhood
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:lmao:

You gotta love when the young girls squeal and holler "OH, it is so big! It HURTS!"

Guys believe that shit...lol.

We can stretch to fit a baby's head out, then your wang isn't killing us...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
:lmao:

You gotta love when the young girls squeal and holler "OH, it is so big! It HURTS!"

Guys believe that shit...lol.

We can stretch to fit a baby's head out, then your wang isn't killing us...lol.
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LMAO!!! My friend and i were talking about that the other day. Her sister-in-law is 16 and of course having sex. We told her that she should just hold and wait till she is much older, because she really has no idea what she is doing. Sex does not get real good until you're in your 20's..lol

She thought we were nuts but she will find out on her own time.
 
heatherrae said:
:lmao:

You gotta love when the young girls squeal and holler "OH, it is so big! It HURTS!"

Guys believe that shit...lol.

We can stretch to fit a baby's head out, then your wang isn't killing us...lol.
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I thought it was hitting your bladder or some such that hurt not so much the girth....BTW, it generally doesn't stretch during childbirth, that shit tears and they have to sew it up, have fun HR....

Brian:" It's not that big."
Melody:"Yes it is, I can barely fit it in my mouth and I have a big mouth!"
lolllolllol...
 
javaguru said:
I thought it was hitting your bladder or some such that hurt not so much the girth....BTW, it generally doesn't stretch during childbirth, that shit tears and they have to sew it up, have fun HR....

Brian:" It's not that big."
Melody:"Yes it is, I can barely fit it in my mouth and I have a big mouth!"
lolllolllol...
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I've watched a bunch of women havin' babies on you tube. I haven't seen one single woman tear. I've seen some doctors do episiotomies, and I am completely convinced that they do them just to hurry the birth along. Episiotomies are BRUTAL. You should watch one. :worried:
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
Have you ever been with a chic who just wanted to fuck? Of course you have. Why? Because it makes sense. The last chic I was with my age (28) actually mocked being made love to and routinely tired of the foreplay I tried in favor of the D soon after. Maybe the busy life of a single mom adds some additional cred to this mantra more than others but after the first time with a sexually mature chic in general, it seems foreplay takes a short-lived back seat to the main event. I can understand some kissing rubbing, and maybe some oral beforehand but the older you get with the more stresses of everyday life the more you want to just cut the bullshit and get down to it.
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Either

a) she said it because it's what she thought you wanted to hear, and thought you'd find her to be "sexy" and "cool" for being unimpressed by all that silly foreplay nonsense

or

b) she doesn't enjoy sex that much

or

c) both
 
javaguru said:
I thought it was hitting your bladder or some such that hurt not so much the girth....BTW, it generally doesn't stretch during childbirth, that shit tears and they have to sew it up, have fun HR....

Brian:" It's not that big."
Melody:"Yes it is, I can barely fit it in my mouth and I have a big mouth!"
lolllolllol...
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some girl told you that you were hitting her bladder? BWA HA HA! Unless your weiner is 18 inches or so, I don't think so.

Now, it is possible for a very long man to bump the cervix, but you just switch positions and it is fine. Those men are like in the 99th percentile for size, though.

Generally, when a woman tells you "Oh, it is so big it hurts" what she really means is "I better say it is so big it hurts so he doesn't think I'm loose."

:lmao:
 
heatherrae said:
some girl told you that you were hitting her bladder? BWA HA HA! Unless your weiner is 18 inches or so, I don't think so.

Now, it is possible for a very long man to bump the cervix, but you just switch positions and it is fine. Those men are like in the 99th percentile for size, though.

Generally, when a woman tells you "Oh, it is so big it hurts" what she really means is "I better say it is so big it hurts so he doesn't think I'm loose."

:lmao:
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I really don't care to understand female anatomy..all I know is they say ouch and push me away....and make some claim about something that hurt....
 
javaguru said:
I really don't care to understand female anatomy..all I know is they say ouch and push me away....and make some claim about something that hurt....
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and you believed it.

:lmao:
 
Like I said, some guys can hit the cervix hard which can hurt, but that is the exceptionally long man and a position that makes it go really deep like having the girl's feet on your shoulders. Other than that, no your weiner is not hurting us.

:rolleyes:

You've been deceived!
 
javaguru said:
You ain't tricking me into sending cawk pics to prove it...Pick3 has tried every angle and failed...
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once again, you are just trying to warm up my heart to you again. I won't do it, you jackal!


:lmao:
 
bigmann245 said:
your brutal
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Have to let these men in on the hard cold realities of life.

We women were raised to believe that we are princesses and Prince Charming will come and rescue us.

Men's equivalent fantasy is that their weiners are weapons of mass destruction on our delicate vaginas...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
Other than that, no your weiner is not hurting us.

:rolleyes:

You've been deceived!
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you're totally wrong about this; not every girl has the same exact anatomy and sensory response as you
 
nimbus said:
you're totally wrong about this; not every girl has the same exact anatomy and sensory response as you
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hehehehehe...

Im 5'3". Not many women are going to have a shorter distance to their cervix than I do. I HAVE A VAGINA. YOU DON'T. I think I know what it feels like on the recieving end of a penis better than you do. (I sure hope so, anyway).

Also, did you notice that EVERY woman on this thread who read that laughed and agreed with me.

you too, have been deceived. lol.
 
heatherrae said:
Have to let these men in on the hard cold realities of life.

We women were raised to believe that we are princesses and Prince Charming will come and rescue us.

Men's equivalent fantasy is that their weiners are weapons of mass destruction on our delicate vaginas...lol.
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Actually, we really don't care....we just tell you we do.....

Like I posted..."How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm?"





Who the hell cares...... :) You've admitted that wa syour relationship with baby daddy, no?
 
javaguru said:
Actually, we really don't care....we just tell you we do.....

Like I posted..."How long does it take for a woman to have an orgasm?"





Who the hell cares...... :) You've admitted that wa syour relationship with baby daddy, no?
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what was my relationship with him?

You mean our sex lives?

He was okay. He was average.
 
heatherrae said:
hehehehehe...

Im 5'3". Not many women are going to have a shorter distance to their cervix than I do. I HAVE A VAGINA. YOU DON'T. I think I know what it feels like on the recieving end of a penis better than you do. (I sure hope so, anyway).

Also, did you notice that EVERY woman on this thread who read that laughed and agreed with me.

you too, have been deceived. lol.
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I never said it was the cervix; i just said something was hurting them (other than the donkey punches)


you only know how your vagina feels during sex. Your sexual experience is limited to one vagina, while i have experienced many. Again, assuming sex feels the same for every woman as it does for you is an extremely flawed assumption
 
heatherrae said:
what was my relationship with him?

You mean our sex lives?

He was okay. He was average.
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Like I said, we really don't care..... :) If it weren't for sex and procreation men would have killed and eaten women long ago.....that's one of my unhappily married friends statements.... :)
 
nimbus said:
I never said it was the cervix; i just said something was hurting them (other than the donkey punches)


you only know how your vagina feels during sex. Your sexual experience is limited to one vagina, while i have experienced many. Again, assuming sex feels the same for every woman as it does for you is an extremely flawed assumption
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and you only know by what they tell you...

yes, it is possible for a guy to hit the wrong spot, but please trust me on this one your girth isn't an issue.
 
heatherrae said:
and you only know by what they tell you...

yes, it is possible for a guy to hit the wrong spot, but please trust me on this one your girth isn't an issue.
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i am tired of this i am preggo and everyone should bow down to me bullshit
 
In all of these posts no one has yet noticed that the thread title should have read "perception" instead of "conception?" Funny freudian slip there.
 
heatherrae said:
and you only know by what they tell you...

yes, it is possible for a guy to hit the wrong spot, but please trust me on this one your girth isn't an issue.
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i never said it was; you're putting words in my mouth.

also i'm not some blind robot who's completely oblivious to how a girl feels during sex, lol
 
jon79 said:
i am tired of this i am preggo and everyone should bow down to me bullshit
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LOL...what does that have to do with my bun in the oven?
 
nimbus said:
i never said it was; you're putting words in my mouth.

also i'm not some blind robot who's completely oblivious to how a girl feels during sex, lol
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This is just yours and java's attempt at a thinly veiled hint that you are packing big wood, isn't it?

ADMIT IT!!!!


:lmao:
 
heatherrae said:
This is just yours and java's attempt at a thinly veiled hint that you are packing big wood, isn't it?

ADMIT IT!!!!


:lmao:
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Nope, I've never claimed to be "big" only slightly above average...it's the wiminz that claim otherwise...

Don't blame me for your oversized vagin.....
 
javaguru said:
Nope, I've never claimed to be "big" only slightly above average...it's the wiminz that claim otherwise...
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We also tell you that we only will have a dinner salad at dinner, but that is because we ate a whole plate of brownies before you came to the house.

In short, we LIE. ;)
 
heatherrae said:
We also tell you that we only will have a dinner salad at dinner, but that is because we ate a whole plate of brownies before you came to the house.

In short, we LIE. ;)
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For the fifth time...we don't care....we almost always get off...unless it's a skushy vagin....:cough: hr...
 
javaguru said:
Play your cards right and you may score a huge vagin..... :worried:
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She isn't even above average...well for the next week or so, at least.

:worried:
 
javaguru said:
You won't be thinking that when your vagina starts tearing...
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DANG IT! SHUT UP!!!!!

I wish there were a smiley with the fingers in its ears.
 
heatherrae said:
DANG IT! SHUT UP!!!!!

I wish there were a smiley with the fingers in its ears.
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Then you'll start shitting and pissing yourself....too bad Jack isn't in the picture to post up the youtube video on EF.... :)
 
javaguru said:
Then you'll start shitting and pissing yourself....too bad Jack isn't in the picture to post up the youtube video on EF.... :)
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actually, most women clear their bladders in very early labor. They go to the bathroom lots. That is one of the ways you know you are close to labor. so, once you get to the pushing part, most women's bladders are empty.
 
jon79 said:
k

don't listen to him.....he is bigger than me but i ain't scared
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You don't let a little bladder leakage scare you off, do you?
 
heatherrae said:
actually, most women clear their bladders in very early labor. They go to the bathroom lots. That is one of the ways you know you are close to labor. so, once you get to the pushing part, most women's bladders are empty.
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well they told us some women actually poop during delivery. luckily my wife had to fast for a blood test and when we went to the appointment she was 8 months they ended up inducing her. i was 22 and scared out of my mind. but her bowels were cleared from fasting.
 
bigmann245 said:
well they told us some women actually poop during delivery. luckily my wife had to fast for a blood test and when we went to the appointment she was 8 months they ended up inducing her. i was 22 and scared out of my mind. but her bowels were cleared from fasting.
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some women do a little, but it isn't like it happens all the time.

Also, from what I've been told, women have a very hard time urinating during or after labor for some time. Some docs used to insert catheters, but I think that is not as common anymore.
 
The idea here is that you play with her stuff for a while to get her all wet and loose so that she can comfortably accommodate your big ol' hog. Now, if you've got a tiny little thingy then I suppose you can just go straight to the bang bang bang every time.
 
heatherrae said:
some girl told you that you were hitting her bladder? BWA HA HA! Unless your weiner is 18 inches or so, I don't think so.

Now, it is possible for a very long man to bump the cervix, but you just switch positions and it is fine. Those men are like in the 99th percentile for size, though.

Generally, when a woman tells you "Oh, it is so big it hurts" what she really means is "I better say it is so big it hurts so he doesn't think I'm loose."

:lmao:
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You dont have to be massive to bump shit in there, I'm 8 inches and I've never been with a woman that it didnt hurt when I went balls deep.
 
TC2 said:
You dont have to be massive to bump shit in there, I'm 8 inches and I've never been with a woman that it didnt hurt when I went balls deep.
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:rolleyes:
 
TC2 said:
You dont have to be massive to bump shit in there, I'm 8 inches and I've never been with a woman that it didnt hurt when I went balls deep.
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Yeah, we know, every guy on elite is huge like that.



:lmao:
 
bigmann245 said:
well they told us some women actually poop during delivery. luckily my wife had to fast for a blood test and when we went to the appointment she was 8 months they ended up inducing her. i was 22 and scared out of my mind. but her bowels were cleared from fasting.
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Here's a story for you. For our second child my wife wanted a mirror so she could see what was going on. First push and out launches a giant turd. 18" by 2-3 ". LOL. I tried not to laugh because everyone had their serious face on then I looked up at my wife. She had a big grin and started giggling. ROFLOL. It was the dumbest thing. Wife's giggling , I'm trying not to laugh and everyone else has a serious look on their faces.

By the way it only took 8-9 pushes.
 
heatherrae said:
actually, most women clear their bladders in very early labor. They go to the bathroom lots. That is one of the ways you know you are close to labor. so, once you get to the pushing part, most women's bladders are empty.
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Wait till your water breaks. You won't be in the bathroom to clear it. Also if your 5' 3" I would bet on a tear or the doctor cutting for you to make it easier to sew up. If you have huge hips you might be fine.
 
heatherrae said:
some women do a little, but it isn't like it happens all the time.

Also, from what I've been told, women have a very hard time urinating during or after labor for some time. Some docs used to insert catheters, but I think that is not as common anymore.
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Wrong, after labor you have a hard time keeping it in. If you mean right after labor as in a hour you might be right but there is way to much stuff going on anyways.
 
Creepusmaximus said:
Wrong, after labor you have a hard time keeping it in. If you mean right after labor as in a hour you might be right but there is way to much stuff going on anyways.
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I mean during delivery and in the first hour or two, it is nearly impossible to urinate from what I have been told.

I'm not sure.

I read that in what to expect when you are expecting.
 
JayC9 said:
Foreplay is the opposite of discussing tearing and laying logs during child birth.
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It goes together because after you have a child you will learn about quickies and the lack of foreplay. It's simply a time thing. The older chicks have been through it and understand, quick foreplay and on to the rest. If you have kids in the house you just don't have the time to play around for a hour simple as that. Nothing kills the mood faster than screaming in the other room. My childern haven't figured out why mommy and daddy like to shower together and they're not allowed in. LOL. Take to long and they will be pounding on the door.
 
my wife and i have been married 15+ years, and we've been together for 18+. . .we still get busy 3 -5 times per week. . .yes. . .sometimes we just screw. . .but, at least 2/3's of the time it's a fairly long, drawn-out affair. . .kissing, caressing, LOTS of oral (we both love it). . .for me, getting there is still half the fun :whatever:
 
fyi. . .i think you mean "consensus" not "conception". . .although, occassionally conception does follow foreplay. . .uh. . .nevermind. . .
 
heatherrae said:
I hate to break this, but sometimes when women really aren't in the mood and we are preoccupied with all the stuff that we have to do and how little time we have to do it, we will pretend to just want a cut-to-the-chase quicky so that you can get off, we can pretend that we did, and then we can get back to doing the laundry.

:whatever:

If women are being honest, they will admit it...lol.
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Did you read my first two posts here? She's the one telling me she wants sex. I'm still half sleeping and she's grabbing my junk. I know it's fun to sound condescending to clueless guys when it comes to the sechs but I guess you'd have to be there to know in some cases.

Though your last sentence does ring true in my experience.
 
nefertiti said:
Either

a) she said it because it's what she thought you wanted to hear, and thought you'd find her to be "sexy" and "cool" for being unimpressed by all that silly foreplay nonsense

or

b) she doesn't enjoy sex that much

or

c) both
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Or
d) she enjoys intercourse/penetration more than foreplay.
 
heatherrae said:
some girl told you that you were hitting her bladder? BWA HA HA! Unless your weiner is 18 inches or so, I don't think so.

Now, it is possible for a very long man to bump the cervix, but you just switch positions and it is fine. Those men are like in the 99th percentile for size, though.

Generally, when a woman tells you "Oh, it is so big it hurts" what she really means is "I better say it is so big it hurts so he doesn't think I'm loose."

:lmao:
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female_reprod_side.gif


If that is drawn anywhere near to-scale, that would make the bladder about 5-6" in, max, and right along the upper vag wall.

This is also why some womens say they have to pee when they're about to have a g spot O. This would likely be how squirting occasionally follows for some if they don't hold back on that feeling.
 
heatherrae said:
some girl told you that you were hitting her bladder? BWA HA HA! Unless your weiner is 18 inches or so, I don't think so.

Now, it is possible for a very long man to bump the cervix, but you just switch positions and it is fine. Those men are like in the 99th percentile for size, though.
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So, the cervix is roughly a third further in than the bladder, but the bladder is the one that you need an 18"'er to hit...Shame shame HR, you should brush up on your female anatomy.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Uh... odds are you weren't doing the oral right sweetcheeks. Women love that shit when done right :)
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exactly what i was thinking. foreplay is to get you in the mood, but its not necessary, because she might already be in the mood. i perfer foreplay, mostly givng because it shows you care about the girl. plus i love eating pussy, so... thats that...
 
To be fair though, yeah; No cock is a match for childbirth. Although the seed also came from us to begin with, sooo.... :) I suppose that's why my last gf liked it rough; if she went through 12 hours of labor she can handle anything down there. Although they must've done a good job patching her back up. She did have a pretty kitty.
 
heatherrae said:
In all of these posts no one has yet noticed that the thread title should have read "perception" instead of "conception?" Funny freudian slip there.
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Actually I was thinking "consensus" but it was too late to change the thread title :( . For some reason they give you less time to change that than for post edits.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
So, the cervix is roughly a third further in than the bladder, but the bladder is the one that you need an 18"'er to hit...Shame shame HR, you should brush up on your female anatomy.
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I think you do. I know where my stuff is and where things are getting hit. Until you have a doctor palpate your cervix, I don't think your qualified to talk. He didn't have to shove the bladder aside.

God, do you men really think our bladders are in front or our cervix in our vaginas??? Holy cow!

:lmao:
 
I tell you what fellas, you guys just go on believing that you are hitting our bladders, our kidneys, our spleens, our lungs, our brains, whatever, if that makes you feel more manly.

We will play along. Ohhhh, that really hurts! You are going to put that big scary thing in my itsy bitsy vagina? :verygood:

Wow. :rolleyes:
 
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