What is the chick in my avatar thinking?

perkele · Dec 29, 2005

Loot at her and tell me.

perkele · Dec 29, 2005

I'll check the answers when I wake up.

Now it's goodnight! :wavey:

FISHTALES · Dec 29, 2005

shes like- u want me to put THAT in my what?

EnderJE · Dec 29, 2005

Is this a secret karma thread?

silverfish · Dec 29, 2005

" I wonder if anyone will ever use this picture as their avatar. Hopefully they do, cause I'm kinda cute."

stilleto · Dec 29, 2005

Loot at her?

i think she's thinking "damn i hope i'm not pregnant."

Spartacus · Dec 29, 2005

you better get those beers out of the freezer before they turn into beersicles

morph60 · Dec 29, 2005

Man I gotta poop.Will he hear/smell me

chefbone · Dec 29, 2005

Chick in Perk's Avatar - "I shouldn't have eaten all of that Brie last night!!!!"
:Chef:

karachi183 · Dec 29, 2005

Is what he offered me enough$ How do i ask for more$ LOL

Quadsweeps Sister · Dec 29, 2005

I wonder if I'll be able to get all my homework done?

nycgirl · Dec 29, 2005

He said he would take it slow. He said he would be "gentle". Gentle, my ass!! :evil:

digger · Dec 29, 2005

Mm, no, that doesn't rhyme with 'orange' either.

jackangel · Dec 29, 2005

"time for another shitty perkele thread i guess"

Spartacus · Dec 29, 2005

nothing rhymes with orange
actually she looks like she's playing an xbox

StickFigure · Dec 29, 2005

Gawd! I wish I could get StickFigure to quit e-flirting with me.

wootoom · Dec 29, 2005

im str8

DannoMight · Dec 29, 2005

what do you want?

Miss24k · Dec 29, 2005

What this guy is crazy there's no waaay I'm doing that....well.......maybe!?!

musclemom · Dec 29, 2005

"Zebra sofa or not, why the hell would ANYBODY want to buy a velvet Elvis painting?"

Mavafanculo · Dec 30, 2005

"I hope that guy on the balcony doesn't pee on me..."

Mr. dB · Dec 30, 2005

EnderJE said:
Is this a secret karma thread?

IN

Mr. dB · Dec 30, 2005

"Is that creepy Finn still stalking me?"

biteme · Dec 30, 2005

"That guy's balls are weird looking."

75th · Dec 30, 2005

Is that a dead cat that tiger88 just posted?

DannoMight · Dec 30, 2005

Am I getting another facial?

Megalomaniac · Dec 30, 2005

" Is it really worth the money to blow this damn Finnish guy again "

Saintinistic · Dec 30, 2005

Your making me nervous, that trick with your dick between your legs comes way too naturally for it to be your first time.

LVTitan · Dec 30, 2005

wow, i always thought LVTitan would have a bigger penis than that...

GrandMaster · Dec 30, 2005

"i have to take such a dirty shit right now!"

VascularRock · Dec 30, 2005

Not tonight honey, I have a headache.

saint808 · Dec 30, 2005

"that metamucil is kicking in"

BUBBLES · Dec 30, 2005

perkele said:
Loot at her and tell me.

She is thinking: -

"Look into my eyes Perkele, look deeper.......take my hands and guide them!"

JayC9 · Dec 30, 2005

same as all blondes...nothing

*MissFit* · Dec 30, 2005

this is taking a dump

anthrax · Dec 30, 2005

"Is it a woman?..... Well, he has some boobs and a lot of makeup .... but an Adam's apple and some hairy legs too .....let's see close between his legs...."

anthrax · Dec 30, 2005

"Why does he keep calling me Finn Teen 254?????"

blut wump · Dec 30, 2005

I wish his tongue were as long as his nose.

Mr. Black · Dec 30, 2005

Perkele is such a fucking stud. After he's done fucking my tight ass, I can't wait to stick his cock in my mouth and swallow his fat load.

Cynical Simian · Dec 30, 2005

"God, at least have the courtesy to close the browser window so I don't have to watch you do that."

Frisky · Dec 30, 2005

Omg, he's still talking... I can't pretend to be interested much longer.

nycgirl · Dec 30, 2005

Shouldn't Perk be up by now??

Vicious cycle · Dec 30, 2005

She's thinking:
"Thanks GOD for this doughnut cuz I got my azz railed hard last night"

Frisky · Dec 30, 2005

Whats the number to 911?

HiDnGoD · Dec 30, 2005

perkele said:
Loot at her and tell me.

"Daddy, why do you call Mama 'Sis'?"

biteme · Dec 30, 2005

ehhh. He's okay, but he doesn't compare to bite me. Biteme's the sexiest man alive. If he's not working or working out, he's sitting in front of the computer. I love a predictable man.

slat1 · Dec 30, 2005

Here is what is going through her mind. I am across the room and she is checking me out thinking:

"Okay, Slat is the last man on the face of the earth. I know this. I am not lesbian at all. I know that too. I am really horny but he is totally discusting.
Okay, there is a German Sheppard across the room. I can't believe I am thinking about sex with a dog.
Dog, Slat, Dog, Slat?
Uh um, maybe I will just kill myself.
I don't think the dog looks that friendly and there is no way I am fucking Slat for Gods sake. If anyone ever found out...."

Tryn2 · Dec 30, 2005

Im taking a shit on a krazy rug and you have to film me thanks...Wanta Blowjob while Im down here ?

anthrax · Dec 30, 2005

Don't talk the talk if you can't walk the walk Perk!

Megalomaniac · Dec 30, 2005

"God I wish this was sfmonster instead of Perk"

Deterass · Dec 30, 2005

She's thinking

"DOES HE KNOW I'M A TRANNY?"

Mr. dB · Dec 30, 2005

"These zebra-stripe sheets really don't go with the rest of the decor in his room."

musclemom · Dec 30, 2005

Nope, I got it for sure now!!!

"When the is that lazy ass Perkele getting his butt out of bed!?!"

Mach1 · Dec 30, 2005

Looks like she's saying "I'll show YOU who gets butt raped without lube!!"
Has that been said?

rudeboyja · Dec 30, 2005

She's proving t his theorem.

In the following, a sequence is an infinite sequence of 0's and 1's. Such a sequence is a function f : N -> {0,1} where N = {0,1,2,3, ...}.
Thus 10101010... is the function f with f(0) = 1, f(1) = 0, f(2) = 1, ... .
A sequence f is the characteristic function of the set {i : f(i) = 1}.
Thus 101010101... is the characteristic function of the set {0,2,4,6, ...}.
If X has characteristic function f(i), its complement has characteristic function 1 - f(i)

slat1 · Dec 30, 2005

Damn. Someone sleeps late!

perkele · Dec 30, 2005

I would have guessed; "Why is this thread still open?"

Tytan · Dec 30, 2005

pervert! leave me alone....

sweed · Dec 30, 2005

she rubs the lotion on her skin, or she gets the hose again

Mavafanculo · Dec 30, 2005

Mr. Black said:
Perkele is such a fucking stud. After he's done fucking my tight ass, I can't wait to stick his cock in my mouth and swallow his fat load.

you K-whore you.

Mr. Black · Dec 30, 2005

Mavafanculo said:
you K-whore you.

Nah I just tell it like it is

musclemom · Dec 30, 2005

perkele said:
I would have guessed; "Why is this thread still open?"

Weak.

I think I deserve credit for the fact that neither of mine were about sex, poop or sex in the pooper

SlimJim52 · Dec 30, 2005

Get the f'n camera out of my face and NO I will not get naked for you !

Dunk · Dec 30, 2005

shes thinking.

"im a Finnish teen and I am weaaaaaaaak"

perkele · Dec 30, 2005

silverfish said:
" I wonder if anyone will ever use this picture as their avatar. Hopefully they do, cause I'm kinda cute."

Best one from the first page.

perkele · Dec 30, 2005

Mavafanculo said:
"I hope that guy on the balcony doesn't pee on me..."

Well she's lookin' up so winner from the page 2.

chesty · Dec 30, 2005

She is thinking why are you Perkele undressing in front of me!

theoak01 · Dec 30, 2005

ok picture the scene,its a back room of a bar goldendelicious has convinced this girl to go to the back room with him,he boasts he has a 10 inch cock and will give it all to her. horny drunk girl is all like fuck ya doggy give it to me.

then they get back there,she gets on her knees like a good girl to suck some cack and get it wet before they do the deed and then gd pulls it out and this girl is all like wtf mate i thought you said it was 10 inches

gd is like bollocks i said 10 cm biatch no gimme my money

Mr. dB · Dec 30, 2005

She's thinking "Just tell him it's the biggest one you've ever seen, no matter how... OH MY, I NEED A MAGNIFYING GLASS! This is going to take all the acting skill I can muster."

hanselthecaretaker · Dec 30, 2005

"Just because you're from Finland does not mean I will let you bone me."

chesty · Dec 30, 2005

Mr. Black said:
Nah I just tell it like it is

Give us the rest of the movie! I want to see her take it all off!

perkele · Dec 31, 2005

MuscleMom said:
Nope, I got it for sure now!!!

"When the is that lazy ass Perkele getting his butt out of bed!?!"

That just might be it.

perkele · Dec 31, 2005

hanselthecaretaker said:
"Just because you're from Finland does not mean I will let you bone me."

That might be it too.

jack sparrow · Dec 31, 2005

perkele said:
Loot at her and tell me.

She looks like....."Are you SURE your a fucking Moderator, like you told me at the bar?"

slat1 · Dec 31, 2005

"What was I thinking? There is no way he would still respect me after I let him do that to me!"

Testosterone boy · Dec 31, 2005

Mr. Black said:
Perkele is such a fucking stud. After he's done fucking my tight ass, I can't wait to stick his cock in my mouth and swallow his fat load.

Suddenly we find out what Mr Blacks job is.

Mr. Black · Dec 31, 2005

Testosterone boy said:
Suddenly we find out what Mr Blacks job is.

Growing up I always knew I had the potential to be a great porn director

Mr. dB · Dec 31, 2005

Mr. Black said:
Growing up I always knew I had the potential to be a great porn director

Oh, I thought you just wrote the dialogue...

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