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What is some weird shit you have done

theoak01

theoak01

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just post up some random weird shit you have done over the past that you think some people would be all omgwtfbbq about.

me im currently washing underwear in a bath tub ,totally little house on the prairie style

we also had the gas shut off once in hard time,and since it was summer said fuck it and left it off all summer boiling water for baths dishes etc,we saved an assload of cash and left it off till fall then got it back on for heat.
 
so you rode in the trunk of a car?

i did that once,it was my car,i was drunk and got someone else to drive us home,and there wasnt enough room so i went in the trunk
 
theoak01 said:
so you rode in the trunk of a car?

i did that once,it was my car,i was drunk and got someone else to drive us home,and there wasnt enough room so i went in the trunk
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no no,I was the driver,and took a few non bill paying fucks for a trunk ride ;)
 
-When using a clear glass i try not to use the same mouth mark twice
-no matter what i will not use another persons fork.
-if i get a cup to drink at a fast food place i get freaked if they grab it at the rim or set it upside down
on the counter. (germophob)
-I sleep with a fan on all year long.
-i havent had to set my alarm since HS
-99% of the time i listen to AM radio
-I skip most of the sappy romantic parts/chapters of any book
-if im eating in front of the tv i stop during commercials
-i walk around whenever i brush my teeth
-i go to movies alone
-I go by my middle name
-Im sleeping on a king size bed, but only on one side, not the middle
-i always take a shower at night
 
id say the stopping eating during commercials is odd,and the fork thing,im picky who's ill use but id use my girlfriends
 
vansmack2000 said:
-When using a clear glass i try not to use the same mouth mark twice
-no matter what i will not use another persons fork.
-if i get a cup to drink at a fast food place i get freaked if they grab it at the rim or set it upside down
on the counter. (germophob)
-I sleep with a fan on all year long.
-i havent had to set my alarm since HS
-99% of the time i listen to AM radio
-I skip most of the sappy romantic parts/chapters of any book
-if im eating in front of the tv i stop during commercials
-i walk around whenever i brush my teeth
-i go to movies alone
-I go by my middle name
-Im sleeping on a king size bed, but only on one side, not the middle
-i always take a shower at night
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only two of those seem weird to me #1 n #8
 
bwaahhahaha thats awesome,ive done that before too,but only when im away working and ran out of gitch.

i dont like that hence the bath tub washing machine.

anyway bed for me its midnight,keep em coming though
 
vansmack2000 said:
-When using a clear glass i try not to use the same mouth mark twice
-no matter what i will not use another persons fork.
-if i get a cup to drink at a fast food place i get freaked if they grab it at the rim or set it upside down
on the counter. (germophob)
-I sleep with a fan on all year long.
-i havent had to set my alarm since HS
-99% of the time i listen to AM radio
-I skip most of the sappy romantic parts/chapters of any book
-if im eating in front of the tv i stop during commercials
-i walk around whenever i brush my teeth
-i go to movies alone
-I go by my middle name
-Im sleeping on a king size bed, but only on one side, not the middle
-i always take a shower at night
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I sleep with a fan on year round, too. I like getting cold, then the blankets seem more cozy.
I also won't share any silverware, cup, straw, or whatever with anyone, unless its with a woman that I'm attracted to. But if that's the case, I'll even share my toothbrush with her.
I kinda understand the no eating during commercials. If I make myself a snack to eat during a tv show, I want to eat it while watching the show, not while the commercials are on. I do the same thing at the movies with popcorn. I'll get popcorn, but during the previews before the movie starts, I'll just kinda pick at it. But once the show starts, I'll tear that shit up!
I'll also buy a box of freeze-pops, but just eat the blue and orange ones, because the other colors suck.
 
one time i was so paranoid high in highschool and i didn't want my parents to find out.. so when i got home i dipped my clothes in the pool and hid em in a cooler in my back yard to remove the smell.. but then i walked in my house with only my boxers on like a dumbass..
 
i guess everyone does this, but i laugh when people are trying to tell me something serious or if they are upset ill think of funny htings and laugh in their face and look like a jackass
 
Phaded said:
one time i was so paranoid high in highschool and i didn't want my parents to find out.. so when i got home i dipped my clothes in the pool and hid em in a cooler in my back yard to remove the smell.. but then i walked in my house with only my boxers on like a dumbass..
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Are you sure there wasn't anything else in that jay ? :freak:
 
vansmack2000 said:
-When using a clear glass i try not to use the same mouth mark twice
-no matter what i will not use another persons fork.
-if i get a cup to drink at a fast food place i get freaked if they grab it at the rim or set it upside down
on the counter. (germophob)
-I sleep with a fan on all year long.
-i havent had to set my alarm since HS
-99% of the time i listen to AM radio
-I skip most of the sappy romantic parts/chapters of any book
-if im eating in front of the tv i stop during commercials
-i walk around whenever i brush my teeth
-i go to movies alone
-I go by my middle name
-Im sleeping on a king size bed, but only on one side, not the middle
-i always take a shower at night
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Because of the other things on your list, I would say that "Going to the movies alone." is pretty much par for the course. And in your case not weird at all.

;)
 
Pin said:
Are you sure there wasn't anything else in that jay ? :freak:
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first time i ever smoked heavily we had a session hotboxed a truck with a quarter of some chronic.. we were smoking for like an hour then we all realized we had to go home and it was only like 11 30 at night.. i was beyond paranoid heh.. mind you i was only 16 ..
 
vansmack2000 said:
-When using a clear glass i try not to use the same mouth mark twice
-no matter what i will not use another persons fork.
-if i get a cup to drink at a fast food place i get freaked if they grab it at the rim or set it upside down
on the counter. (germophob)
-I sleep with a fan on all year long.
-i havent had to set my alarm since HS
-99% of the time i listen to AM radio
-I skip most of the sappy romantic parts/chapters of any book
-if im eating in front of the tv i stop during commercials
-i walk around whenever i brush my teeth
-i go to movies alone
-I go by my middle name
-Im sleeping on a king size bed, but only on one side, not the middle
-i always take a shower at night
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So you are the one. I wondered who still listened to that shit.
 
I had a chick in my bed once that was good to go and I didn't hit it because the vagina was stank. Rolled over and went to sleep, which was difficult because I could smell her stank vagina from 3 feet away.
 
SublimeZM said:
i post on ef
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That's sick, dude.
I can't eat lunch with anyone at work. I'd worked alone as a service guy for so many years, that I go sit in my car and read or listen to music while I eat. Lately I've been posting on EF on my bosses computer.
 
Goofing off at work "railroad" I was on a road trip to StL and we had to stop, so I dropped a duece on the track next to us on a dare to see how messy it would be.

When the other train passed us, "at 50mph" the dookie just exploded. Very nasty.

I guess it's a right of passage or something, not into adulthood, but more into retard-hood. I guess it's a railroad thing???

Whiskey
 
thats pretty fucked up but i might be able to top it.

my buddy and i were at my trailer,drunk as fuck,just hanging out talking,the site next to us got all pissy because they were sleeping and didnt want to here anything,so we fucked off down to the beach drunk, well we are on a floating dock and my buddy has to shit and dont think he can make it back to the beach, so he hangs over the side and is shitting and then the park officials are coming down because my car is parked where it sint suppose to be,and in his panic he ended up dropped a turd on the dock.

and well the next day kids were playing on it
 
When I worked in the field I use to crap in the swamps in Louisiana. Strip my clothes off and walk into the water and wash my arse in the swamps.
 
Pin said:
One time I was gacked out of my brain on speed and pot and my buddey challanged me to fistfight a pittbull. I lost.
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I did the same thing when I was a teenager. Except my friends and I were drinking whiskey all night. And it was a german shepard. I ended up with 14 stitches in various places on my body.
 
When I was in the second grade and got left behind in the classroom as the other kids went outside or something. I had this strange desire to stand in the corner of the room and take a piss for a few seconds.............. Must have been the thrill of getting away with something that I wasn't supposed to do.
 
I took my bike thru a drive-thru liquor store once in college. (I didn't have a car or a lock to chain up my bike...)
 
theoak01 said:
thats pretty fucked up but i might be able to top it.

my buddy and i were at my trailer,drunk as fuck,just hanging out talking,the site next to us got all pissy because they were sleeping and didnt want to here anything,so we fucked off down to the beach drunk, well we are on a floating dock and my buddy has to shit and dont think he can make it back to the beach, so he hangs over the side and is shitting and then the park officials are coming down because my car is parked where it sint suppose to be,and in his panic he ended up dropped a turd on the dock.

and well the next day kids were playing on it
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Okay this made me laugh pretty hard. Hahahaha
 
gotmojo said:
Because of the other things on your list, I would say that "Going to the movies alone." is pretty much par for the course. And in your case not weird at all.

;)
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I've went to the movies alone plenty of times. When I would take my daughter and her friends to the movies, I didn't want to watch what they did, so I would go see something else. Back when I was younger, I would be too insecure to go alone. But for some time now, I'm just overall confident that doing something like seeing a movie alone just doesn't bother me. I've seen at least 6-8 movies by myself throughout the years.
Plus, if you took time to actually look around the theatre, you would probably notice that you aren't the only one there alone.
 
megamania500 said:
I've went to the movies alone plenty of times. When I would take my daughter and her friends to the movies, I didn't want to watch what they did, so I would go see something else. Back when I was younger, I would be too insecure to go alone. But for some time now, I'm just overall confident that doing something like seeing a movie alone just doesn't bother me. I've seen at least 6-8 movies by myself throughout the years.
Plus, if you took time to actually look around the theatre, you would probably notice that you aren't the only one there alone.
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I go out to eat by myself all the time. I would go tonight but the buffet is over.
 
I talk to myself and even if people catch me, I continue. How dare them interrupt my conversation with myself.
 
going out places alone is normal,i find it relaxing,i dont need to entertain anyone i can just hang out relax and enjoy my meal or movie without someone talking my ear off and me struggling to make small talk
 
biteme said:
I talk to myself and even if people catch me, I continue. How dare them interrupt my conversation with myself.
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It's ok to talk to yourself as long as you listen. If you ignore yourself, you've got problems.
 
I recommend taking a 10-speed thru the drive thru. They always look at u funny when you pull up & ask for a fifth of vodka to go.
 
theoak01 said:
just post up some random weird shit you have done over the past that you think some people would be all omgwtfbbq about.

me im currently washing underwear in a bath tub ,totally little house on the prairie style

we also had the gas shut off once in hard time,and since it was summer said fuck it and left it off all summer boiling water for baths dishes etc,we saved an assload of cash and left it off till fall then got it back on for heat.
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staple myself.
 
megamania500 said:
I've went to the movies alone plenty of times. When I would take my daughter and her friends to the movies, I didn't want to watch what they did, so I would go see something else. Back when I was younger, I would be too insecure to go alone. But for some time now, I'm just overall confident that doing something like seeing a movie alone just doesn't bother me. I've seen at least 6-8 movies by myself throughout the years.
Plus, if you took time to actually look around the theatre, you would probably notice that you aren't the only one there alone.
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Ummm....

Just a joke due to the context of his post... :rolleyes:
 
everytime i get a glass of water i throw the glass in the air and spin it.

on the being paranoid when high topic... in high school i sparayed myself all over with hair spray to cover the smell before i walked into my parents house.

i've been seen walking in my sleep twice and both times i was trying to go out a sliding glass door.
 
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