WHAT is Everyone stats here, I will start

[txbondsman]

Sniffin 40 in a few months
5 foot 4
134 lbs.
B/F% - Last year got this ass dunked at OSU - 16% (10% gotta be boobs)lol

Do I need to grab my tape measure tonight?

what are you gonna measure, your husbands cock or your boobs?
preferably the latter, like your new avi pic btw...

 

[txbondsman]

47, 48 on New Years eve
5' 10"
215 lbs
34 waist
48 chest
18 bicepts
Im a grower, not a shower
self-employed, income varies in the 6 figures
bf%, who cares it's almost winter

 

[txbondsman]

But when I am, I make sure to remind you I have a big cock, a Benz and a nice house.

the house with the "good" candy...

 

[-SD-]

47, 48 on New Years eve
5' 10"
215 lbs
34 waist
48 chest
18 bicepts
Im a grower, not a shower
self-employed, income varies in the 6 figures
bf%, who cares it's almost winter

fuck bor, youre like, old and shit.

 

[time]

5' 9"
190lbs
bf ??
waist 32
Chest 46
17.5 bicepts
income 45grand xwife 60 so thats about 105 the fed burns me on!!
cock, well its a big is its ever gona be...

 

[binö]

17 yrs old
10" cack, limp
205 lbs, 3% bf year round every day (dermacrine nigga)
inherited a zillion dollar fortune, never have to work

 

[txbondsman]

fuck bor, youre like, old and shit.

damn dave, uhhhh......thanks?

 

[stephen4327]

damn dave, uhhhh......thanks?

damn, ur balls are like, wrinkly

 

[txbondsman]

damn, ur balls are like, wrinkly

well stephen, I never did understand the fascination of one man with another mans balls, I'd much rather it be GG or my wife.... no GG, who was remotely interested with the texture of the skin on my balls...

 

[-SD-]

well stephen, I never did understand the fascination of one man with another mans balls, I'd much rather it be GG or my wife.... no GG, who was remotely interested with the texture of the skin on my balls...

47 year old dudes talking about coin purse texture, flippin sweet.