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what freaky things can you do with your body?

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i can push my abs out so far that it looks like I'm pregnant......even when I am pretty lean.


it's quite a sight to behold.


what can you do?

I hear poyebone can touch his toes with his nipples.....
 
Nothing cool. I can make my left thumb looks like it dislocates. That's about it. Oh, and people get really freaked out when I crack my neck. But, that's common.
 
jerk - you and i need to have a "who looks more preggo" compeition on here. i can get about 3-4 inches distance from my lower chest to the middle of my stomach when i get it pushed out. unfortunately i'm the only one impressed by this magic and all my girl ever tells me is "gross...put it away."
 
oh, and I used to be able to do that Bruce Lee move where you are lying on your back and you flip yourself up to your feet......I haven't done that in a while though.....that's kinda cool...not so much freaky
 
supersizeme said:
jerk - you and i need to have a "who looks more preggo" compeition on here. i can get about 3-4 inches distance from my lower chest to the middle of my stomach when i get it pushed out. unfortunately i'm the only one impressed by this magic and all my girl ever tells me is "gross...put it away."
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nice. i've never met anyone else who could do this.
 
supersizeme said:
unfortunately i'm the only one impressed by this magic and all my girl ever tells me is "gross...put it away."
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yeah, and what the hell....women never appreciate these things
 
jerkbox said:
oh, and I used to be able to do that Bruce Lee move where you are lying on your back and you flip yourself up to your feet......I haven't done that in a while though.....that's kinda cool...not so much freaky
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I can do that, if I use my hands behind my head too. Called a kip-up, bor.
 
jerkbox said:
i can push my abs out so far that it looks like I'm pregnant......even when I am pretty lean.
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lol a buddy of mine can do that too- it's fuckin hilarious.
i can move my ears by themselves and crack my knuckles by making a fist. whoopee.
 
I can swallow my togue due to the fact that is very long and excellent muscle control. I'll leave it up to your imagination what else I can do with it. I may be the only person in the world able to do this. I shall have to prove it.
 
biteme said:
I can swallow my togue due to the fact that is very long and excellent muscle control. I'll leave it up to your imagination what else I can do with it. I may be the only person in the world able to do this. I shall have to prove it.
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that's freaky.....i used to have a gf with a tongue like gene simmons....she couldn't swallow it though
 
jerkbox said:
oh, and I used to be able to do that Bruce Lee move where you are lying on your back and you flip yourself up to your feet......I haven't done that in a while though.....that's kinda cool...not so much freaky
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eaaassy.
 
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SAGAT said:


i can move my ears by themselves and crack my knuckles by making a fist. whoopee.
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eaasy.

i can also raise one eyebrow and flare my nostrils and move my penis with a sort of flexlike thing
 
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SublimeZM said:
eaasy.

i can also raise one eyebrow and flare my nostrils and move my penis with a sort of flexlike thing
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lol....kegel muscles



i can raise my left eyebrow, but not my right.

oh, and the chick with the long tongue could also flip it upside down to the left and the right...figure that one out :confused:
 
The other day, i actually burped and farted while taking a piss.....

I impressed myself.
 
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jerkbox said:



lol....kegel muscles



i can raise my left eyebrow, but not my right.

oh, and the chick with the long tongue could also flip it upside down to the left and the right...figure that one out :confused:
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same with my eyebrow...


and i can do the tongue flippage too.
 
THere was a guy I went to highschool with whose penis was so long, that he could reach behind his back, grab his penis, pull it out behind him, and wave at you with it. He did this in the shower all the time after football practice.
 
biteme said:
THere was a guy I went to highschool with whose penis was so long, that he could reach behind his back, grab his penis, pull it out behind him, and wave at you with it. He did this in the shower all the time after football practice.
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On my fb team there was a guy who could wrap his dick around his wrist 1 1/2 times. He would go up to people in the shower and say "do you like my new watch?"
 
supersizeme said:
i can get about 3-4 inches distance from my lower chest to the middle of my stomach when i get it pushed out. unfortunately i'm the only one impressed by this magic and all my girl ever tells me is "gross...put it away."
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OMG That is amazing.










you have a girlfirend!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 
I know a little magic trick. I can eat a food of any color and then produce a brown replication pertruding from the other end of my body. Who the fuck else can do that?
 
throw people who weight twice as much as me :)

choke peple who weight twice as much as me :)

armbars are neat too :)
 
I can make my eyes go two different directions. One eye will be looking at you and the other one will veer off to the side. Yes, I'm a freak. lol.
 
PHATchik said:
I can make my eyes go two different directions. One eye will be looking at you and the other one will veer off to the side. Yes, I'm a freak. lol.
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whoa....you ARE a freak


ooh that reminds me of this girl who could make her eye balls like twitch back and forth in a demonic possessed kind of way.....freaky shit!
 
jerkbox said:


whoa....you ARE a freak


ooh that reminds me of this girl who could make her eye balls like twitch back and forth in a demonic possessed kind of way.....freaky shit!
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LOL. Thanks.
 
jerkbox said:


whoa....you ARE a freak


ooh that reminds me of this girl who could make her eye balls like twitch back and forth in a demonic possessed kind of way.....freaky shit!
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I can do that. It looks like my eyeballs are vibrating, and freaks the holy hell out of people.

Its a great way to get out of talking to people you don't like.
 
jerkbox said:
i can push my abs out so far that it looks like I'm pregnant......even when I am pretty lean.
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I can do this as well. Comes in real handy when doing zercher squats with 300+.
 
I can cross my eyes and then move one eye to the opposite side. That`s easier than you think though. It`s not like Phatchick does.

I can wiggle my ears. Also not a big deal.

I can clap with one hand.

I Can touch my thumb (tip) to my wrist. Not backwards but forward flexion.
 
I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE!

I can touch my nose with my tongue..like 1/25 rare...

But my gf takes the cake...she has an opposable toe...
Here last pinky....
She can move it without moving any of the other ones...
WEIRD....
 
I can grab my toes together like one would with their hands, you know fit one hand into the other but then with your toes.

I can also do the preggo stomach and I have hyperflexible joints in my fingers.

Also I have slightly better toe control than most and I have shoe size 15. I can grab stuff with my foot and throw em up and catch em with my hand and stuff
 
jerkbox said:
i can push my abs out so far that it looks like I'm pregnant......even when I am pretty lean.


it's quite a sight to behold.


what can you do?

I hear poyebone can touch his toes with his nipples.....
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I've been doing the extended stomach thing since 3rd grade LOL I can push it out REALLY far to where it looks like im about to give birth. Freaky. When i had a 6 pack and would do it, people's jaws woudl drop! I'd day"see these abs?" (lifting my shirt up) then poof pop it out real fast and they're like WHOA.

Also double jointed so i can bend my fingers at the first knuckle while keeping the rest of the finger straight.

As a kid I could flip my eyelid inside out. Havent tried that in some time cuz frankly it would probably really hurt.

I can bounce my pecs LOL
 
can't anyone flex their pecs like bolo yeung did in bloodsport and say; NICE TRICK BUT BRICK NOT HIT BACK!
 
How about the whole flex the first joint thing simultaneously on your whole hand without help:

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Also I can touch my lips to Smurfy's nipples.
 
When I get really excited, I can make a strange bulge appear about four inches above my navel:


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what the hell

if i really want to, i dont have to go to the toilet for a fortnight, with no ill effect. public restrooms disgust me, so its a very good trick from a practical point o view

i also do this trick where i only eat 2000 calories a day and still manage to put on weight :(
 
My left eye never blinks...Its funny when I talk up close to people most sense somethings not quite right, but cannot figure out what it is. Also when I eat or exert myself (working out) the eye completely shuts and I cannot see.
 
Taps said:


I can do that. It looks like my eyeballs are vibrating, and freaks the holy hell out of people.

Its a great way to get out of talking to people you don't like.
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You freak the holy hell out of people anyway dear. ;)

But I'll admit I've used my little eye trick once or twice because it can freak them out if they don't know I can do it. (Which very few people do).
 
If I make a fist, I can make this very thick vein on my foreman ripple halfway up my arm. I can also touch my thumb to my forearm, give it a try....
 
ooh ooh ....there's a vein running along the back side of my hand that if I move a certain finger and hold my hand a certain way I can make wiggle and dance.....feels/looks like a little worm under my skin

:D
 
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jerkbox said:

Mr. db, what the hell is that? you sportin wood?
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Either that or the Alien is bursting out of my abdomen. I knew that date with Sigourney Weaver was a mistake...
 
Just wanted to say I can touch my thumb to my wrist, I don't think that's a big deal at all.

I also have the vein on the back of my hand that sort of pops back and forth over a tendon in the back of my hand.
 
I can spit nails and shit a brick. Yeah, I'm a dangerous man.
 
SAGAT said:
can't anyone flex their pecs like bolo yeung did in bloodsport and say; NICE TRICK BUT BRICK NOT HIT BACK!
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I can pull that shit...and my pecs are roughly the same size lol...
They are like titties man!
 
Sebass67 said:


I can pull that shit...and my pecs are roughly the same size lol...
They are like titties man!
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LOL i'd laugh my ass off if i saw anyone do that in real life...i always wanted to be able to do that shit!
 
Taps said:


I can do that. It looks like my eyeballs are vibrating, and freaks the holy hell out of people.

Its a great way to get out of talking to people you don't like.
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Ok. SOMEONE please tell me how to do this.
 
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