What do you do if...

[Wulfgar]

Your ex girlfriend, whom you have been broken up with for several months but you still comunicate(fuck) every few weeks calls you up to tell you that one of her dogs died?
Not only a dog though. A little yorkie whom you bought together like over a year ago. She was very sweet and LOVED me to death.
Turns out her dog walker came over and accidently knocked a table over which crushed little Zoe's(the yorkie) head and splattered brain matter all over the floor.

Do you console her or tell her the next date you are going to come over for some anal?

I am torn

 

[christopher2100]

anal always works...............

 

[PICK3]

in for anal

 

[eddymerckx]

console to get anal

 

[SaladFork]

console to get anal

True...

And bring her a goldfish.

 

[BIGBUCK$]

fucked up

 

[GUARDIAN]

console

 

[nimbus]

1. kick the dog walker's ass
2. anal
3. profit

 

[digimon7068]

Late at night she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no
But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb
But I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

 

[jack sparrow]

Crap on her chest.

 

[mountain muscle]

You think I am a reliable person to ask how to deal with an ex?

 

[Jon79]

thought u were a stud

figure it out...

 

[Wulfgar]

definately console
you guys are fucking assholes
how would you feel if your dog got its head exploded by a table?

 

[GUARDIAN]

console

^^^^exempted from asshole status. i got 2 yorkies and a rot.

 

[Wulfgar]

^^^^exempted from asshole status. i got 2 yorkies and a rot.

I was just fucking around
Damn I didnt think everyone thught I was THAT big of a piece of shit

I love rotties and yorkies

I have a yellow lab too..she is great..

 

[GUARDIAN]

I was just fucking around
Damn I didnt think everyone thught I was THAT big of a piece of shit

I love rotties and yorkies

I have a yellow lab too..she is great..

i dont know the pm circuit is ablaze.....lol

 

[Wulfgar]

i dont know the pm circuit is ablaze.....lol

dude I knew it

Ive been recieveing Beav shots from EF girls all day

i figured it was just a coincidence

 

[nefertiti]

I want a rottie when I get a dog. Right now I'm on the road too much. It wouldn't be fair. Whenever I decide I'm done with my current position and decide to do something more stable...

 

[GUARDIAN]

get a company car and take it on the road....problem solved.

I want a rottie when I get a dog. Right now I'm on the road too much. It wouldn't be fair. Whenever I decide I'm done with my current position and decide to do something more stable...

 

[calveless wonder]

cocaine

 

[ceo]

her dog walker came over and accidently knocked a table over which crushed little Zoe's(the yorkie) head


Do you console her or tell her the next date you are going to come over for some anal?

What the mother fuck???? Fuckin dog walker?!!!? I'd sue the bitch after I knocked the piano onto her head. Cunt! How the hell did she knock a table over?? That's fucking ridiculous.


go console your girl and you'll definitely get some anal out of it. If not tonight, then in the morning (spend the night consoling her).

You're a good man Wulfgar.

 

[Wulfgar]

What the mother fuck???? Fuckin dog walker?!!!? I'd sue the bitch after I knocked the piano onto her head. Cunt! How the hell did she knock a table over?? That's fucking ridiculous.


go console your girl and you'll definitely get some anal out of it. If not tonight, then in the morning (spend the night consoling her).

You're a good man Wulfgar.

thanks bro

I was pretty mad about the dog walker too
it was a weird fucking table..had 3 legs... but i still fail to understand how ANYONE could be clumsy enough to bump their fat ass into it

it is actually sad though man. cause the dog walker REALLY loved those dogs. She is probably going to need therapy

 

[nefertiti]

get a company car and take it on the road....problem solved.

No go...I fly and most trips are one night...driving wouldn't work for that. believe me, i wish I could. But i'm only sticking with this short term.

 

[Jon79]

I was just fucking around
Damn I didnt think everyone thught I was THAT big of a piece of shit

I love rotties and yorkies

I have a yellow lab too..she is great..

sorry i didn not read your origional post

i just answered

 

[Wulfgar]

sorry i didn not read your origional post

i just answered

dude u r exempt broly

my lab says hi

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p276/Wulfgar64/Evelyn.jpg

 

[Sub-Zero]

definately console
you guys are fucking assholes
how would you feel if your dog got its head exploded by a table?

lol thats pretty graphic, id bang her gently