What do we have like 24 hours to live?

[lartinos]

YouTube - ‪Mase- 24 Hours To Live‬‏

 

[Wilcox]

good track

 

[CoBra666]

pics of gf since we all gonna die anyways?

 

[lartinos]

pics of gf since we all gonna die anyways?

She'll post more in her thread eventually, lol. I think we're gonna make through this one.
I spoke to God and Jebus before.

 

[iggy]

good song....

if i really had 24 hrs to live, i'd do a lot....

 

[CoBra666]

damnit guess i gotta go plat for those, lol jk. i hope a whole bunch of banks get robbed so they stopping spreading this paranoia

 

[cindylou]

as dumb as the prophecy is...you're still getting it wrong. They are not claiming the world will end tomorrow or anyone will die...it's the rapture they are claiming will happen tomorrow. c'mon guys...if you're gonna make fun of something do it right

 

[chewyxrage]

Yeah ^^ exactly

If we aren't raptured we still got plenty of time to fuck and do our drugs

I'll probably snipe some people just to see what it's like

I'm getting fitted for my wedding tux tomorrow. Bad sign?

lmao, don't believe it for a second....

 

[cindylou]

dont believe you're getting fitted? are you getting married? lol

 

[chewyxrage]

dont believe you're getting fitted? are you getting married? lol

I AM getting fitted tomorrow for my tux.

Not sure I understand your sarcasm?

 

[chewyxrage]

Either way the world isn't supposed to end until after September so I'll be hitched prior to that. Lakes of fire for the honey moon.

 

[ceo]

Lakes of fire for the honey moon.

I've been there. It's nice! Can get a bit warm though.

 

[Jesus lol]

She'll post more in her thread eventually, lol. I think we're gonna make through this one.
I spoke to God and Jebus before.

Yes, you will. lol!

 

[EarthRider]

Yes, you will. lol!

I think you should start a confessional thread, that would be awesome and funny at the same time.

 

[cindylou]

I AM getting fitted tomorrow for my tux.

Not sure I understand your sarcasm?

congrats I didn't realize you were engaged

 

[miplank]

Matthew 24:36 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the son, but only the father."

 

[iggy]

Matthew 24:36 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the son, but only the father."

don't say that to harold camping

 

[miplank]

don't say that to harold camping

he's an idiot...hasn't he done this before like back in the early 90's?

 

[iggy]

he's an idiot...hasn't he done this before like back in the early 90's?

yes, 1994, but he made a math error back then.
now it's no error.... lololol

 

[miplank]

Did he forget to tell everyone the millions of dollars in donations his radio station gets everytime he makes one of this ridiculous claims?

 

[ceo]

Matthew 24:36 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the son, but only the father."

But...I thought the Son IS the Father???

How then would he not know? Unless he's really NOT the Father.

Is that another inconsistency the council missed when they assembled and re-wrote texts?

 

[miplank]

But...I thought the Son IS the Father???

How then would he not know? Unless he's really NOT the Father.

Is that another inconsistency the council missed when they assembled and re-wrote texts?

I know damn well you know abou the holy trinity, bish.

 

[cindylou]

But...I thought the Son IS the Father???

How then would he not know? Unless he's really NOT the Father.

Is that another inconsistency the council missed when they assembled and re-wrote texts?

come on, not all manuscripts went through the council and the one that didn't said the same thing

 

[stosstruppe]

Gota love how we have a few hours to live yet the God channel on Sky has a TV schedule up for next week!!1

 

[bakemeacookie]

Macho Man gave up his life so we could all survive today. RIP Randy.

c

 

[mrplunkey]

What if the rapture actually did occur right on schedule, but no one made the cut?

 

[cuthroat]

What if the rapture actually did occur right on schedule, but no one made the cut?

well obviously I would have been a candidate to be raptured but I was anchored down by some bitch riding my calk...

i can only assume that gravity + her 110lb frame was enough to counteract the force exerted by rapturing...

 

[ceo]

I know damn well you know abou the holy trinity, bish.

Apparently god in human form can raise the dead, walk on water, change water into wine, and knows everything else...except "that day or hour".

Makes TOTAL sense to me.

 

[EarthRider]

well obviously I would have been a candidate to be raptured but I was anchored down by some bitch riding my calk...

i can only assume that gravity + her 110lb frame was enough to counteract the force exerted by rapturing...

No bro you got it all wrong, that was in your dream after were playing cribbage with your momma