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What do we have like 24 hours to live?

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damnit guess i gotta go plat for those, lol jk. i hope a whole bunch of banks get robbed so they stopping spreading this paranoia
 
as dumb as the prophecy is...you're still getting it wrong. They are not claiming the world will end tomorrow or anyone will die...it's the rapture they are claiming will happen tomorrow. c'mon guys...if you're gonna make fun of something do it right
 
Yeah ^^ exactly

If we aren't raptured we still got plenty of time to fuck and do our drugs

I'll probably snipe some people just to see what it's like

I'm getting fitted for my wedding tux tomorrow. Bad sign?

lmao, don't believe it for a second....
 
Matthew 24:36 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the son, but only the father."
 
Did he forget to tell everyone the millions of dollars in donations his radio station gets everytime he makes one of this ridiculous claims?
 
Matthew 24:36 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the son, but only the father."

But...I thought the Son IS the Father???

How then would he not know? Unless he's really NOT the Father.

Is that another inconsistency the council missed when they assembled and re-wrote texts?
 
But...I thought the Son IS the Father???

How then would he not know? Unless he's really NOT the Father.

Is that another inconsistency the council missed when they assembled and re-wrote texts?

I know damn well you know abou the holy trinity, bish.
 
But...I thought the Son IS the Father???

How then would he not know? Unless he's really NOT the Father.

Is that another inconsistency the council missed when they assembled and re-wrote texts?

come on, not all manuscripts went through the council and the one that didn't said the same thing
 
What if the rapture actually did occur right on schedule, but no one made the cut?

:worried:
 
What if the rapture actually did occur right on schedule, but no one made the cut?

:worried:

well obviously I would have been a candidate to be raptured but I was anchored down by some bitch riding my calk... :(

i can only assume that gravity + her 110lb frame was enough to counteract the force exerted by rapturing...
 
I know damn well you know abou the holy trinity, bish.

Apparently god in human form can raise the dead, walk on water, change water into wine, and knows everything else...except "that day or hour".

Makes TOTAL sense to me.
 
well obviously I would have been a candidate to be raptured but I was anchored down by some bitch riding my calk... :(

i can only assume that gravity + her 110lb frame was enough to counteract the force exerted by rapturing...


No bro you got it all wrong, that was in your dream after were playing cribbage with your momma
 
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