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But...I thought the Son IS the Father???
How then would he not know? Unless he's really NOT the Father.
Is that another inconsistency the council missed when they assembled and re-wrote texts?
But...I thought the Son IS the Father???
How then would he not know? Unless he's really NOT the Father.
Is that another inconsistency the council missed when they assembled and re-wrote texts?
stosstruppe
Well-known member
Gota love how we have a few hours to live yet the God channel on Sky has a TV schedule up for next week!!1
bakemeacookie
New member
Macho Man gave up his life so we could all survive today. RIP Randy.
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What if the rapture actually did occur right on schedule, but no one made the cut?
well obviously I would have been a candidate to be raptured but I was anchored down by some bitch riding my calk...
i can only assume that gravity + her 110lb frame was enough to counteract the force exerted by rapturing...
Apparently god in human form can raise the dead, walk on water, change water into wine, and knows everything else...except "that day or hour".
Makes TOTAL sense to me.
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EarthRider
Guest
well obviously I would have been a candidate to be raptured but I was anchored down by some bitch riding my calk...
i can only assume that gravity + her 110lb frame was enough to counteract the force exerted by rapturing...
No bro you got it all wrong, that was in your dream after were playing cribbage with your momma
