Dude, no offense, but do you act this foolishly on the job? I KNOW THAT SPEEDING IS NOT A CRIMINAL OFFENSE THAT COULD GET YOU ARRESTED!!!
You are confusing a label with a specific law. What part don't you understand? Let me break it down so that you can understand.
Let's attempt to label someone, let's call him "Dude," with regard to his criminal status.
Dude:
1) Dude is not a criminal.
2) Dude is a criminal.
There are no other options for Dude. He is either a criminal or he is not.
Now, Dude is stopped by Mr. "My job is respectable" poon daddy for driving a little fast despite the fact that the road was completely empty and he had perfect visibility in broad daylight. poon daddy is in a "bad mood" today, so Dude gets a ticket. This would suggest that Mr. poon daddy believes that Dude committed a crime, which would make Dude a criminal.
What have we learned today, poon daddy? That, though cops claim to "Protect and Serve," their jobs are really oriented around collecting revenue by mindlessly writing excessive tickets to the innocent citizens they are supposed to protect, but choose to label as "criminals" who have committed crimes.
If you STILL don't understand, I recommend a copy of "Green Eggs and Ham" to hone your reading skills.
-Warik