What Are The WORST SIde-Effects You Ever Experienced?

[gymjunkie09]

I've just started lixus rip blend with Tbol.

Got in from work last night, fell asleep on the sofa, then woke up with my first tren sweat. I stood up to open the window for some cool air, then blacked out. I couldn't see anything, but I could hear crashing sounds as I was falling over, then came round with a broken lamp and a curtain on me.

I'm a chemist, and we're all rational men here, are we not? Clebuterol works quite well. Ephedrine better. But I decided to make my ephedrine work even better by removing the oxygen atom from it. It has a hydroxy group which hinders its passage across the blood / brain barrier. Maybe I was foolish, but I did a good job (chemistry-wise). Mrs Zorrin wanted to lose weight too, so she joined me.

By day 5 with no food or sleep, things started getting a little crazy. You're not sure who is in the house. We had a lot of sex. My thai wife started getting paranoid. We took valium to sleep, and I faintly remember buying a hoover, my wife dancing for me on a table in a pub, and getting a blow job in the garden. I'm looking at the hoover now, so it must have happenned.

I woke up to find her standing over me with a kitchen knife, shouting "where is she? Where is she?".

My Mrs had cooked noodles, then forgotten about it through sleep deprivation. So naturally, she decided I had another thai woman in the house. "I cut off your cock. you f*ck her!".

I was naked, and had been in a deep sleep 30 seconds earlier. She started beating me about the body with a clothes hanger, then tried to hit me with the frying pan - noodles flying everywhere. I wrestled the pan off her, ran into the kitchen, and she started throwing shoes at me. I was batting them away with the frying pan, like a naked tennis champion. Not a single shoe hit me, and my 43-year old thai wife has more shoes than Imelda Marcos.

She stomped out of the house with a suitcase, slept for 3 days, then I was bombarded with phone calls from other thai women, offering me money to take her back, but accept half of the blame (thai-style), so Mrs Zorrin could "save face". (Mrs Zorrin is feared and respected in the british thai community - a sweetheart most of the time, but occasionally, she's 4' 11" of hell. Other thai women aren't allowed my phone number, or even to address me directly. She can be a touch jealous).

She was very sorry. The next day it was forgotten. She gave me money and said "go and buy a better car".

A bit of testicle shrinkage on a cycle is one thing, but if you're cutting, stick to clen or ephedrine, unless you want to lose your balls completely.

lololol......wtf!?? EPIC POST LMAO

 

[lartinos]

Joint pain on winny

 

[Arabian]

My worst sides were Lethargy from orals and sleep deprivation from Tren. I literally was so Lethargic from taking liquid Adrol , I could not function. Stopped it 2 weeks in and threw it away.

 

[tk12]

Gyno- is there anything worse?? I learned the hard way many years ago to never do a cycle without being prepared for everything..
Unable to sleep.
Aching joints.
High blood pressure.
BUT- all sides can be controlled very easily with proper research.

 

[C.K.]

Does anyone else feel like the happiest guy ever on dbol, or is that just me?

My first go with steroids was 50 mgs dbol ed I was soooooooo euphoric high aggressive happy confident and horny, I'm not a morning person at all and on dbol I'd literally hop outta bed and say f*ck yeah lmao I went out everynight (had to put that confident and horny feeling to good use) and didn't even need to drink that's how high on life I was...

 

[chesty]

Oh, if we're talking clomid. GRRRRRRRR -- don't get me started. Most miserable I have ever felt.

I should also mention EQ -- which was being passed off as Primo. Crappy flu feeling and high BP from a low dose. Fucking horse medicine.

LOL at horse medicine. My wife had to take clomid for fertility and it jacked her in less than 30 seconds! Made her feel worse than me!

I hope you pounded the ass who passed off eq as primo!

 

[RADAR]

The worst Sides happpened many yrs ago-From Fake Stuff with no gains.

 

[newtotheaasworld]

FWIW the worst 3 weeks were taking a Clomid each day and HCG EOD ...... I can't put is words how awful that was, but let's say I have permanently given up on PCT

 

[Nelson Montana]

FWIW the worst 3 weeks were taking a Clomid each day and HCG EOD ...... I can't put is words how awful that was, but let's say I have permanently given up on PCT

Dude, natty PCT is the way to go. Better recovery, kept gains, no crash. Check out UNLEASHED POST CYCLE and BRIDGE. Life savers.

 

[Jawbreaker79]

Dude, natty PCT is the way to go. Better recovery, kept gains, no crash. Check out UNLEASHED POST CYCLE and BRIDGE. Life savers.

Is unleashed and post cycle two diff things? I found them as separate things online. Also what is bridged?