I've just started lixus rip blend with Tbol.
Got in from work last night, fell asleep on the sofa, then woke up with my first tren sweat. I stood up to open the window for some cool air, then blacked out. I couldn't see anything, but I could hear crashing sounds as I was falling over, then came round with a broken lamp and a curtain on me.
I'm a chemist, and we're all rational men here, are we not? Clebuterol works quite well. Ephedrine better. But I decided to make my ephedrine work even better by removing the oxygen atom from it. It has a hydroxy group which hinders its passage across the blood / brain barrier. Maybe I was foolish, but I did a good job (chemistry-wise). Mrs Zorrin wanted to lose weight too, so she joined me.
By day 5 with no food or sleep, things started getting a little crazy. You're not sure who is in the house. We had a lot of sex. My thai wife started getting paranoid. We took valium to sleep, and I faintly remember buying a hoover, my wife dancing for me on a table in a pub, and getting a blow job in the garden. I'm looking at the hoover now, so it must have happenned.
I woke up to find her standing over me with a kitchen knife, shouting "where is she? Where is she?".
My Mrs had cooked noodles, then forgotten about it through sleep deprivation. So naturally, she decided I had another thai woman in the house. "I cut off your cock. you f*ck her!".
I was naked, and had been in a deep sleep 30 seconds earlier. She started beating me about the body with a clothes hanger, then tried to hit me with the frying pan - noodles flying everywhere. I wrestled the pan off her, ran into the kitchen, and she started throwing shoes at me. I was batting them away with the frying pan, like a naked tennis champion. Not a single shoe hit me, and my 43-year old thai wife has more shoes than Imelda Marcos.
She stomped out of the house with a suitcase, slept for 3 days, then I was bombarded with phone calls from other thai women, offering me money to take her back, but accept half of the blame (thai-style), so Mrs Zorrin could "save face". (Mrs Zorrin is feared and respected in the british thai community - a sweetheart most of the time, but occasionally, she's 4' 11" of hell. Other thai women aren't allowed my phone number, or even to address me directly. She can be a touch jealous).
She was very sorry. The next day it was forgotten. She gave me money and said "go and buy a better car".
A bit of testicle shrinkage on a cycle is one thing, but if you're cutting, stick to clen or ephedrine, unless you want to lose your balls completely.