What are some things you miss about your EX(S) ??

[bluepeter]

I had one ex who is the only girl that ever asked me to fuck her in the ass. Give her one or two drinks and she demanded to be sodomized. Good times.

 

[Mr. Black]

I had one ex who is the only girl that ever asked me to fuck her in the ass. Give her one or two drinks and she demanded to be sodomized. Good times.

Sodomizing is fun

 

[BUBBLES]

I had one ex that had the most accomodating asshole. Without any foreplay or warming up of that area, I could go right from pussy to ass without warning and she loved it. It was great. I felt like those dudes in the porno's...

 

[Evil_Frisky]

my Vacume cleaner.. he took it when he left

 

[flexygrl]

I miss the way she laughs, the way her blue eyes sparkle when she looks at me, the way her devilish little sarcastic mind works. I miss her cooking and the way she likes to serve me, I miss the way she teases my dog into a frenzy and the way she gets the cats riled up.

I miss the daily phone call at work and hearing about her morning at the farm, I miss going to a buffet to eat and then just relaxing the rest of the day watching movies. I miss just talking to her about anything or about nothing, I miss the way she reads me the jokes from her Cosmo and Maxim. I miss reading the paper with her.

I miss the way we entwine like pretzels at night, wrapping my arms around her and touching our feet at all times under the covers. I miss holding her breasts, the way she put her hand in mine. I miss making love to her all over the house, along the shore of a lake while kayaking, off the trail while hiking, out in the yard under a moonlit night, on our deck in plain daylight. I miss massaging her back and kissing her neck, holding hands while we walk, I miss the magical way we kissed, the feeling that the world just stopped for us.

I miss my wife, my lover, my best friend.









Yeah, I haven't really moved on yet.

AWWWWWWWW. That's so sad. What happened?!?

 

[Miss24k]

Not a damn thing.....there's a reason why they were fired and are now called exes!

 

[alien amp pharm]

I miss the sex, though the STD's are still with me so it's almost like I still have a piece of her around!

lol, i'm joking.


no really, I am.

Screw you guys, I swear I kidding!

 

[bluepeter]

I miss the sex, though the STD's are still with me so it's almost like I still have a piece of her around!

lol, i'm joking.


no really, I am.

Screw you guys, I swear I kidding!

Wassup gonborrhea.

 

[coverguy]

My ex, Jess, was the best sex i've ever had. We would go out about 4 or 5 nights a week and party till about 2, head back to her place and have sex for 4-5 hours. (No BS!) She was gorgeous, fun and made me feel amazing.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Yelling at the stupid ho and making her cry for being a lying, cheating skank.

rofl