What are some "nice" ways of telling a woman she is fat??

[cindylou]

The wife is starting to get to that point - it's funny because I haven't gotten used to the fact that she can't really pick things up anymore. Used to be she dropped it - she picks it up. Now I have to, but most of the time I am not paying attention and I just keep on walking. oops. I'll get into the groove right about towards the end.

check her shoes for the side tie.

Its there I bet.

the knot is on the side of the shoe. lololol!!!!

 

[yonkers weights]

Why be nice? Be honest!
Tell her to hit the gym and eat clean. She will feel better and look better.

 

[reno240]

check her shoes for the side tie.

Its there I bet.

the knot is on the side of the shoe. lololol!!!!

She wheres sandles all the time - the feet are starting to swell.

 

[vixensghost]

yeah, I know. My mom had 4 children. I was 10 pounds at birth. She didn't have one single stretch mark on her belly. She had her last two in her late thirties, too. Hopefully, I inherited her skin elasticity...lol.

Tis true! I hope the same for you too.

Tell that snotty bitch friend you are building the ultimate body inside you and THAT is the most important thing in your life right now.






I thank my mom daily for getting her skin! My dad smoked and his skin was horrible from wrinkles when he aged. Tis the reason I never smoked. You too I bet.

 

[cindylou]

She wheres sandles all the time - the feet are starting to swell.

oh.


well damn.


you coulda gotten a chuckle. My friend who is around 7 mo pregnant has the side tie. Its cute on a pregant chick. not so much on a fat bastard.

 

[reno240]

I went to a legal seminar the other day and another female attorney pointed at my shoe and said, "your shoe is untied." I said "it is?" LOL. (Can't see my feet.) She tied my shoe for me. GOD BLESS HER.

Does legal seminar = pie eating contest?

 

[heatherrae]

Tis true! I hope the same for you too.

Tell that snotty bitch friend you are building the ultimate body inside you and THAT is the most important thing in your life right now.






I thank my mom daily for getting her skin! My dad smoked and his skin was horrible from wrinkles when he aged. Tis the reason I never smoked. You too I bet.

No, I have never smoked. Thank goodness. I don't need another vice...lol.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I remember the side shoe tie! LOL Goodness knows my ex was "too good" to bend over and help me tie my shoes or cut my toenails or anything because it was "too gross". Yea, just one of the myriad of reasons why he is the ex.

As for me and my weight and my appearance. I stopped caring about the number on the scale when I became a competitive body builder. It was then that I truly understood how little the number had to do with bodyfat, which is what people should be more concerned about. As a swimsuit/fitness model and competitor there was soooooooooooo much I was exposed to (ie posing/lighting and bodyfat as opposed to bodyweight) that it really was eye-opening and helpfull to me. Were I younger though, I think it would have had the opposite effect.

My mirror works and I can tell that when my clothing gets too snug in the waistline (not a lot of room to build or lose muscle there LOL) then I need to eat cleaner and maybe drink less alcohol and get my lazy ass moving around more.

It is still a mystery to me, though, as to why that one girl who wasn't pretty, had no boobs, who hardly even danced and who was NOT NAKED made all that money every single time she stepped onstage regardless of how many stunning young girls of all shapes, sizes and ethnicities were there with her. And no, she didn't do any wierd tricks. Hell, she barely danced. Just smiled (had a hyuge gap in her teeth) and shook her ass a bit and the entire place went NUTS.

 

[heatherrae]

Does legal seminar = pie eating contest?

God, how I wish! LOL.

It was a mish-mash of topics: Kentucky Open Records law; technology and the law; Kentucky's new Drug Task Force initiative; Race and the Law (interesting that Louisville has a BIG CASE before the Supreme Court right now that will expand and further define Brown v. Board of Education) and an ethics portion that talks about how lawyers are portrayed in movies (that guy showed movie clips from lots of popular movies and we talked about how the public views the profession and other ethical questions, etc. That presentation was fun).

 

[musclemom]

Oh bullshit. It's skin type that has something to do with that too.

Yep. Not everyone gets stretch marks, and not everyone who gets stretch marks gets them on their belly it's a crapshoot.

I don't have one stretch mark on my stomach ... now my hips hopeless.