What are some "nice" ways of telling a woman she is fat??

[Raptorex]

Come on ladies, what have you heard?

Guys, what have you said?

less twinkies, more walking please

 

[reno240]

Is making a beeping noise when they step back considered rude?

This one's the best. Always seems to work...

How come women have no problem telling their men the second he puts on a little weight - but the guy can't do it? Fuck it!! I always - okay - mostly say the first thing that pops up in the old noggin. If that upsets the woman I feel bad, but at least I don't lie and keep my feelings/thoughts in.

 

[reno240]

well how would you like a woman saying "you have a small pecker"?
you wouldnt

well, have you heard this?

Yeah - it was no big deal to me becau.... wait! - NO! I've never heard this.

 

[cindylou]

Yeah, I'm built very strangely. Wasp like waist, big legs, big butt. I used to be called Jessica Rabbit because it was so exagerated in proportion. I probably won't ever get that waist back again...lol.

ooh. I'd love to have a small waist like that; but I dont. I cant seem to get below 25 inches ; and I dont have a 25 inch waist at the moment either ; it takes some strict dieting or lack of happiness to get me there.

 

[vixensghost]

This one's the best. Always seems to work...

How come women have no problem telling their men the second he puts on a little weight - but the guy can't do it? Fuck it!! I always - okay - mostly say the first thing that pops up in the old noggin. If that upsets the woman I feel bad, but at least I don't lie and keep my feelings/thoughts in.

I never had to say a word to my hubby when he gained some weight....I just left a little token laying on jeans he pissed and moaned about not fitting into anymore.

Perhaps I should have chosen the life insurance policy he has on himself instead of the empty Little Debbie box?

Sometimes words are NOT needed....

 

[heatherrae]

Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding

We have our winning response. Curves are sensual.

Besides, there is appeal to going out with a girl who doesn't stress over every mouthful of food and is constantly saying "Do you think I'm fat?"

My son is a good looking guy, when he was single he dated women of all shapes and sizes. He said he always had more fun with the big girls, they knew how to laugh.

Your son is onto something!

Women who are absolutely obsessed with weight are annoying as hell. I have one girl who asks me every after every Dr's appointment how much weight I've gained. Not only does she obsess with her own weight, she obsesses over mine and everyone else's. It comes off as petty and silly. I mentioned that i was happy that I haven't gotten any stretch marks on my belly yet from pregnancy. Her response was, "Oh, well you will. You have gained too much not to get any."

 

[cindylou]

Your son is onto something!

Women who are absolutely obsessed with weight are annoying as hell. I have one girl who asks me every after every Dr's appointment how much weight I've gained. Not only does she obsess with her own weight, she obsesses over mine and everyone else's. It comes off as petty and silly. I mentioned that i was happy that I haven't gotten any stretch marks on my belly yet from pregnancy. Her response was, "Oh, well you will. You have gained too much not to get any."

OMG i think so too. Its soooo annoying. So are men obsessed about it too. Thats why I'm attracted to the average joe. I dont want some nasty overeating glutton but dont want the food police either.

 

[vixensghost]

Your son is onto something!

Women who are absolutely obsessed with weight are annoying as hell. I have one girl who asks me every after every Dr's appointment how much weight I've gained. Not only does she obsess with her own weight, she obsesses over mine and everyone else's. It comes off as petty and silly. I mentioned that i was happy that I haven't gotten any stretch marks on my belly yet from pregnancy. Her response was, "Oh, well you will. You have gained too much not to get any."

Oh bullshit. It's skin type that has something to do with that too.

 

[reno240]

Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding

We have our winning response. Curves are sensual.

Besides, there is appeal to going out with a girl who doesn't stress over every mouthful of food and is constantly saying "Do you think I'm fat?"

My son is a good looking guy, when he was single he dated women of all shapes and sizes. He said he always had more fun with the big girls, they knew how to laugh.

See - here is where this gets messed up. We are talking about "fat" women - not women with curves. Two different things. Curvy women are hot as hell. Curvy is how a woman should be. The ones that look like 12 year old boys are just gross. But when men and women start to call curvy women fat - that's when you cause eating disorders. Fat is when you can't tie your shoes without coming up for air.

 

[the_clockwork]

I have a 36" waist.. I don't like chubby chicks. I need a girl w/ meat on her bones but not chubby